醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。792Please respect copyright.PENANA9OjXTQVNuq
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣,番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。792Please respect copyright.PENANAumeQL3xeAR
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因為冇人會黎拜年,所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒,但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛?792Please respect copyright.PENANA4r4TBEIxSp
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當我出到廳時,正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方,兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。792Please respect copyright.PENANA4EauObzkjB
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁,突然起身行黎我身邊,將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。792Please respect copyright.PENANAxDQm6nMCHG
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喂,大佬我未刷牙洗面,你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀?792Please respect copyright.PENANA1VoPPAH2T7
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吊頸都要透氣架!792Please respect copyright.PENANAw9eyudzOwa
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路,佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。792Please respect copyright.PENANADVUbc1pYv4
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道:「仔...你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAVwLJt0aKAC
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!???792Please respect copyright.PENANA3C5sV3lymw
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左,小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇,係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡?792Please respect copyright.PENANAOAeYnARorl
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野?792Please respect copyright.PENANAL4hfKOC4xq
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時,只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。792Please respect copyright.PENANAzDFQBGXe1j
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany,上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。792Please respect copyright.PENANALSZTPhFaZR
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「阿仔,有咩唔怕同我地講?其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅,正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAFzQlenrVM6
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「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢,你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會,老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。792Please respect copyright.PENANA07WjfmBpfI
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛,記住佢大聲你就細聲,佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。792Please respect copyright.PENANA8CgODsx8fh
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「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架,一句唔夠呢就兩句,兩句唔夠呢就三句,認死狗總係比分手好,記住成大事者不拘小節!」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAQomB8R59Ka
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「等陣先!邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架!」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆,睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。792Please respect copyright.PENANAEtOYoXTguy
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood,然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。792Please respect copyright.PENANAjABVlnz0bX
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「利是都退番黎呀仔!即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣,你仲想呃我地咩!」媽子有啲嬲,但更多嘅係擔心我。792Please respect copyright.PENANAAo4PpTURwp
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「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAI7L9xyjZwm
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佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。792Please respect copyright.PENANARaDGpHb8tN
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「唉,拎黎俾我喇!」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。792Please respect copyright.PENANAn09m3juknI
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「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年,咁你地唔洗驚喇?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAYJePDI8HS1
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「真係會黎...?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAEYUuTv6Qph
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「係呀,呃你做乜呢我?陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉!唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇,我去刷牙洗面先,一陣仲要去接佢!」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道,然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。792Please respect copyright.PENANA6A2ew0ty99
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分,我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。792Please respect copyright.PENANAaam2HRzmSS
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只見幾分鐘後,一道倩影已經出現係不遠處,Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。792Please respect copyright.PENANAU6VupVqBpo
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Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同,雖然依舊都係行清純路條,今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮,著嘅係一條連身裙,令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。792Please respect copyright.PENANAZu7m8EWFG9
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「做乜望到唔識打招呼!」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。792Please respect copyright.PENANAtWeHsSoovZ
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「因為...你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」792Please respect copyright.PENANALKvusvakap
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教練,直球!!!直球!!!792Please respect copyright.PENANAQRX69tEkWA
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「口甜舌滑!」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。792Please respect copyright.PENANAU6y83xvmST
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好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。792Please respect copyright.PENANAO4zRYLgarV
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咕———792Please respect copyright.PENANALGWWAvifwQ
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰,呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。792Please respect copyright.PENANAFh0S7EmvZe
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「你肚餓呀?」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAbiCWtTFiry
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「未食午飯呀嘛...」792Please respect copyright.PENANAX83Ni11Pmd
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「緊係喇你,睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」792Please respect copyright.PENANA10evRZBXas
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「唉,你點知架?」唔通佢識讀心?792Please respect copyright.PENANA70Ep6qWtzX
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「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道,好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。792Please respect copyright.PENANA3RWqsz2BTu
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「乜你一直留意住架?」792Please respect copyright.PENANA5WOrwMVXfj
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「係呀!廢事俾你放飛機咋!」Tiffany不甘示弱道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAB6451yEEix
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我內心滿足一笑,只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人,其實都已經足夠喇。792Please respect copyright.PENANAEa69s7f22l
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「行喇,搵食野喇,唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀!一陣三點仲要上去拜年!」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急,拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。792Please respect copyright.PENANAWWkcyFtsci
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「收到,不過你知有咩食咩?」792Please respect copyright.PENANAlj6MpduSee
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「呃...好似又係啵。」對比起我,其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。792Please respect copyright.PENANAmxsnSCAr7J
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「等我帶路喇,帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇!」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手,兩個人往住C出口移動過去。792Please respect copyright.PENANASz1xEI9FNp
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「呢到就係美國佬野?」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAZrYsJCN9EV
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「係呀,老麥緊係美國佬野,你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀?正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥,以前都食得唔少。792Please respect copyright.PENANAhojwrGJRye
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初二成條街咩舖都冇開,所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。792Please respect copyright.PENANAK04zK2zMRu
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「真係得你咁諗到咁講!仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道,但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿,仲有幾分笑意。792Please respect copyright.PENANAldkMkHXIo3
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「邊個話老麥冇甜品食?新地筒啱唔啱?」我問道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAW7HJ0D5nIl
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佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好,女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯,男人係冇咁易會明白到。792Please respect copyright.PENANAOn0Vgdqljh
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「士多啤梨新地?朱古力新地?」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢,有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。792Please respect copyright.PENANAvoNTUiyBdD
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「我大你一個黑旋風!!!」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。792Please respect copyright.PENANA2EU0iZD5RY
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「我要麥旋風!」792Please respect copyright.PENANAqhr6GnB1aK
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魅力沒法擋~792Please respect copyright.PENANAkW0YCoWIQz
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「唉,你又明黑旋風個gag嘅?」我問道。792Please respect copyright.PENANAgJ5FnR1Y49
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「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭,好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣,等緊我去讚佢叻女。792Please respect copyright.PENANAqMRhvXI8uG
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「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」792Please respect copyright.PENANAgLqH7Cy8sL
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「嗰啲咁冷門點算係!」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得,連個雪糕都比你出色。792Please respect copyright.PENANASADqRFCzlo
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就係咁,我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風,然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。792Please respect copyright.PENANAEMBXoAZ8LY
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呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯,可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。792Please respect copyright.PENANABUu52Bsbjy
食過老麥後,我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。792Please respect copyright.PENANANobMalhiM5
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新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁,唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵,而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。792Please respect copyright.PENANAkde7nCVWDA
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兵仔追女神,無事獻殷勤。792Please respect copyright.PENANA5xSELwQU9P
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。792Please respect copyright.PENANAUe0nImZkLt
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣,訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門,迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時,佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。792Please respect copyright.PENANAVLmjCco1kr
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法,個門較會好易壞架?792Please respect copyright.PENANAjUdgaG2KIC
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光,但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步,每個住客訪客一行入去,佢就已經上前再拖兩拖,要確保地面無任何嘅污漬,做到一絲不苟。792Please respect copyright.PENANAeeXkUg4wbx
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而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我,佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水,糾結近唔近親嘅問題。792Please respect copyright.PENANAQdziJDnCct
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順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時,時間都仲尚早,望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分,距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。792Please respect copyright.PENANAcJZQ8E76cI
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa,佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽,車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。792Please respect copyright.PENANA1N6fIuX1O5
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀?有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。792Please respect copyright.PENANAbCTtcVREpv
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俗語都有話,家有一老,如有一寶,古人誠不欺我!792Please respect copyright.PENANAXvOkrYjsLG
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好多時啲野係失去之後,我地先會識得珍惜。792Please respect copyright.PENANApXukwQ2hjR
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候,我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。792Please respect copyright.PENANAoxBJGUKe3c
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貓貓阿豆訓著左,阿茵正係到沖涼,所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。792Please respect copyright.PENANANbBZvHH9Z6
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子,我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。792Please respect copyright.PENANAUv7aSPeLTg
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下?792Please respect copyright.PENANAH5PcUdZxN3
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打啤?792Please respect copyright.PENANAK9g9FclP70
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。792Please respect copyright.PENANANJo1UPs4Pr
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算喇,都係咪搞喇,我感覺到自己唔多旺,玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。792Please respect copyright.PENANArOGShc0BaO
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呢個時候,我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。792Please respect copyright.PENANA57wucUN58p
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或者,我地可以一齊打下機?792Please respect copyright.PENANAc0ayZuSGyg
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人,呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀...792Please respect copyright.PENANA5rfLJVARjb
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係猶豫嘅時候,我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。792Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ng8AvBqTo
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係啵,仲有你!792Please respect copyright.PENANAoRnp7WnaSX