見住我行埋去準備拎game時，阿均露出興奮嘅表情道：「估唔到你終於大個仔，識得欣賞足球遊戲嘅美妙！」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVvjar9hvu
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只見我慢慢行埋去拎起隻game，唔係要交年費嘅濕尻FIFA。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9QUQY5gTN
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYmkUNB7jV
只見我拎起左一個一餅藍色嘅盒仔，封面上高有一架黃色嘅大巴。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1iTZO5aRe
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而車上有住一個奇怪嘅組合，白人女人、黑人男人、一隻跛腳狸貓同鱷魚，佢地嘅手上係鋒利嘅刀、棍同埋．．．1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqb2u6skMv
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平底鍋。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX824JRCjR8
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冇錯，就係你喇。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj32hzhikzG
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OVERCOOKED 2。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2e7Kb9J6d
OVERCOOKED呢隻遊戲相信唔少人冇玩過都應該有聽聞過，玩法好簡單架姐，就係幾個人各自控制自己嘅角色去合作煮野食。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpWSl9kL12
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnwgaaFeTx
你以為呢隻game係cooking mama嘅聯機板？1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzdCg2KUiV
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkMocTAp3N
大錯特錯！1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e9PywUoan
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRsKDxffeS
呢隻game最出名嘅地方係佢俾人稱為「友情破壞者」，其恐怖程度簡直就係已經接近緊傳說中UNO嘅無限draw4。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICGGr93BzQ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoirj7OqUX
咁可能你會問喇，點解我仲要選擇呢隻遊戲黎玩，唔通真係唔想同Tiffany仲有阿均做朋友？1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkEBVQz3Gb
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28RTUpmlWU
哼，咁你地就太睇少我喇。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguppFW8yAQ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhoKAewE93
OVERCOOKED呢隻遊戲唔多唔少我已經同班好兄弟爆左兩三次機，成功打低不死面包，鑽研廚藝，幫助洋蔥國王救左世好多次，所以我好有信心自己可以一神帶四坑。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2W19RZi53
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs0IBhCr2k
「喂，你真係要玩呢隻game？」阿均見到我手上嘅遊戲，就好似見到一個無知者要打開潘多拉嘅盒子咁樣。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5Q90UpwxU
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ277ZG46jKa
終於有次機會俾我係大家面前威番次，我仲唔好好把握嘅話算咩男人？1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVgGiiX17o
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb47oikjed
「唔通要我地打fifa，然後叫Tiffany坐一邊望住我地玩呀？」我嘅說話令到阿均無從反駁，佢都只可以點點頭就罷。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylT3I77xLL
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghsRO5BRJ8
只見我開機、插碟、開電視，成個動作行雲流水。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNhL8qedUs
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7l5ABRort
然後大家都各自拎起左放係枱面嘅手掣，total三個手掣分別落入左我、阿均同Tiffany手上。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpoCbEVwiy
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pthIC7IAQ
「但係我．．．未玩過架．．．」Tiffany好似有少少退縮，但係佢眼神入面更多嘅係好奇心，佢好似好期待玩呢個遊戲咁，心係到講不，但係佢緊握住手掣嘅雙手好明顯出賣左佢。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV1H9YWlSG
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7RlSs5P9P
果然所有女人都有個煮食嘅心係到。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwUPZwnmjl
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcEPMT4H49
「冇野，打機咋嘛，為開心架姐。」我同阿均異口同聲道。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SXRgpJHoH
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvQzoGKSxj
「更何況有我係到？」做男人最緊要有承擔，我展示出自己嘅男子漢風範，坐左係Tiffany身邊，同佢真正咁並肩作戰。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xfCyIeTvY
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLXaDMPhcy
駕駛住妹妹下嘅黃色小巴前往1-1，我地決定由新手教學關開始同Tiffany練習下，等佢熟悉左遊戲嘅節契先。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hNWyzeHA7
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuzcg9kSrK
「咁開波喇！」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk8epGcudL
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZIkMq9bnD
戰鬥，而家先至開始。
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIUT4BHwSn
OVERCOOKED 2嘅操作其實都算好簡單，比起你玩其他遊戲需要嘅技術門檻低好多，我地通過最易嘅第一關教導下未玩過嘅Tiffany最基本嘅知識，即係切野同拎野。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiFD6CTEmp
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZisZwn9bGR
「拿，記住喇！圓形唔好撳就得架喇。」根據過往經驗，我知道一定會有仆街仔亂咁加速撞人，所以提醒定Tiffany唔好成為其中一人。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBedvELMxOx
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAVNX5niQv
其實呢隻game最緊要嘅野係合作同埋平穩嘅心，我相信我地三個人一定可以經過今次嘅磨練。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sV22y4JPJ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUn0x8t1aR
關卡1-11101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuGMNr8bOR
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKKCch0rnp
「非常好，拿！撳個交叉就係拎野，正方形切野就冇錯架喇。」我係到悉心教導呀Tiffany。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ67ENmWP5
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLGhC83DZU
「咁樣？」Tiffany好似玩得幾開心咁，面上帶住笑容。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkKQpocpOQ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksGaiIWKBO
「冇錯喇。」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGjTKGK6Ds
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11pNHQ7yw7
最簡單嘅魚生關入面，我負責幫佢拎碟上菜同放野，而Tiffany則低頭望住手掣仲係到研究緊點樣整野食。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSbwyG2HHa
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4DZaaMwEV
關卡1-21101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOryUn5o86
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1K8F0p791
「哦，咁樣姐，我識喇！」Tiffany已經開始上手，切起魚生毫不手軟。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi81mKd2oP9
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgsxRBXfkr
「叻女喇！」我都係到幫助佢運魚，兩個人間有種無形嘅默契。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevaXRbywVL
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEZ8TQU39p
而阿均則無理過我地兩人，一條友表演緊咩叫現時我自己肯做飯，瘋狂煲飯包紫菜，為我地提供壽司中最重要嘅材料。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a8vYs5sK7
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrLCO57cm2
關卡1-41101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26vVrW1Xc8
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B9H7TEzUT
「點解我會卡住左郁唔到架？」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp9wm6A18n
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFP7t0cVPX
望住Tiffany係條逆行嘅運輸帶上面係到行路，我已經為下一關感到擔憂。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz2HCxcp8V
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOBEVHMXGg
「唔好緊張，你行錯方向咋，拿慢慢黎，你負責拎碟就得喇。」我派左最簡單嘅任務俾Tiffany唔想佢有任何負擔。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LnK4ZshfJ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6A8KxUSqT
但係我阿均兩個人敏捷嘅身手都使到呢個關卡成功三星到。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVTNSqoRlC
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTYOxJLRDZ
關卡1-61101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIdwpqq9Y5
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeakapNUDk
因為故事情節關係，我地煮野食已經直接煮到上天到，Tiffany都好享受展開一場咁嘅奇幻旅程。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ8T8LDB1V
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOoeqBu6eJ
「呀，點解會著火架！架飛船會唔會燒著架！」Tiffany有啲慌亂。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBQjL8s8Ix
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEbwW4KrC4
玩過呢關嘅人都知道天上突然會有火球撞落黎。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7HELEhAEV
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tNbYDeKGA
「唔洗驚，呢啲虛火黎架姐，燒唔起野嘅。」阿均講道。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIoPAPBh9G
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPN3fMmcwD
「不過一陣呢架船會成架飛落地面架喇。」我回想起腦海中過關嘅記憶。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSlUQ06E9U
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecdXqh0tN9
說時遲那時快，係下一秒鐘就到左轉場境嘅瞬間。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixpDmeDJEp
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh772x99Cz
呢個時候，我已經知道到左最困難嘅一刻。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOgpzxvpqT
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNNWYc4sOn
「死火，我又拎錯野喇！」Tiffany眼神中有住悔意，佢又唔小心將唔需要嘅蕃茄塞左入沙律到，佢有個習慣就係每每拎起野就唔肯放低。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH6s2YuAQd
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOyoyAQaNY
「冇事嘅，拿下次唔好拎住舊野係到四圍行喇，可以直接拋係地下架！」我教導佢最佳嘅做法。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0Diaq35nT
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQoE4CaZJG
「下，咁．．．咁啲食材咪會好污糟，點可以俾客人食架？點可以咁做架？」Tiffany用住好猶豫嘅眼神望向我。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIqVR94H62
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9H8jSJjHa
「反正又冇食環黎查牌，怕咩？」阿均道。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvdtQpHbUV
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yP4hAMTAm
家陣隻game嘅設定係咁我都唔知點同你解釋。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD6uehfKm1
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y6LIaukBG
「呢個冇得解架．．．即係點解麻雀要四條友打？點解太陽要東邊升起？」我只可以用呢個嘅定嘅觀念去改變Tiffany對於個班會紅燈你又扣你分嘅西客們身體狀況嘅關懷。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrvBmWiV8r
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFuH81uDAQ
「但係．．．」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnCstP0vYc
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkv0WLeklg
正當Tiffany仲諗住繼續問問題，堅持己見時，只見阿均講道：「啲廚房佬現實就係將野食放係地下到架喇，呢種做法叫還原，我地唔加料俾佢都當係仁至義盡。」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyYkztsrD0
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsBZgn87Xw
俾佢咁樣一講，Tiffany都冇再追問任何野，同時我都突然冇咩意慾出去食野。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkv7meLreJ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ620FrHx7L6
可惜嘅係，我地最尾都衰左，冇法子係呢關三星pass，我見到Tiffany身上有住抱歉嘅神色，好似好在意自己嘅失誤，可以睇得出佢對於咩都係抱住好認真嘅態度。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ovZzEQBgI
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM9MAfquyl
「喂，玩OVERCOOKED都唔預我？」呢個時候，沖完涼嘅阿茵原來已經虎視眈眈咁企左係後面望住我地。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnggM96Uw5
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT616nNR5zQ
「咁你沖涼嘛。」我答道。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoxkRUI2p7
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YAnmMhsEl
「唔理架，我家陣要玩！」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7bXJZgfGJ
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pIGp6S71o
「大佬得三個手掣，有咩俾你玩？」我望向阿茵，呢啲野不嬲先到先得。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaDQJ6zWL5
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisQ9SW3pj1
呢個時候，Tiffany好似想捨生取義咁讓俾佢玩。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB6q8FXAOn
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwrhy9n0NQ
只見阿茵反左反我白眼：「屌，隻game又唔係單平台，我Steam到都有買喇，入房喇望！」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmaDJFbnyU
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdwUJNTE0g
睇黎我地係時候要轉移一下陣地喇。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamXZ4fF6lP
跟隨住阿茵嘅步伐我地最尾係走左入阿均房到，冇錯，係阿均間房。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliFJ7uSCHn
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4odfUbjzfJ
根據所有女人嘅邏輯，佢地自己間房係神聖而不可侵略嘅領域，所以我地係未唔可以進入去。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvJTVYc5x7
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU0y0VfJUz
係阿均錯愕嘅表情下阿茵登入左自己Steam帳號同埋已經開始左遊戲。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2eHcUvAN2
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOK1cOROsS
「唉，唔夠USB位插三隻手掣添。」阿茵發現原來自己耐冇入阿哥間房，唔清楚佢啲低等電腦配置，有所失手。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavsRNsllII
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ntjFMK6qM
「唉冇野嘅，反正keyboard都可以2P架嘛～」自圓其說就係呢啲。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBG3a8eWZw
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfobhSZQNZW
只見係我唔為意時，阿茵一野就拎走我嘅手掣，然後將個keyboard拋左過黎。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QAjPChblY
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArOjJXpMPN
「唉，Tiffany姐要你將就下同個傻仔一齊用住keyboard先喇。」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU8GaIEOBo
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnShgUK1GIN
只見Tiffany點左點頭然後面紅紅咁拍左埋黎我身邊，我地肩膀貼住肩膀咁一齊將手指放左係住鍵盤。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD2rJDYdHA
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzer3P8wS8h
「但係我唔識用keyboard架！」如果一用呢個死人鍵盤，我戰鬥力一定會爆跌架，咁咪威唔到！1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfiNVCctXW
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarTGsTwBlv
只見阿均同埋阿茵好似見到弱智仔咁樣望住我，阿茵直頭係想掩埋對眼唔想見我。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSlkwZHtmm
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyzeNzkMif
「？？？」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxDnXHgzoG
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCaV9bh9bZ
「屌，開波喇。」阿茵直接開始左遊戲。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6210hPxYN
1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3uWnWD0kX
而接落黎嘅時間都係如我所料，好好地嘅小廚神遊戲原來變左質。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaFOM7jjBu
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「屌你，拎啲炸雞飛死你！」阿茵恨鐵不成鋼咁亂咁將本來應該交俾我嘅野食拋落街。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6GWTcRGoW
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「明仔，著——著火喇！」Tiffany驚慌之中唔小心將隻右手放左係我仲係到操作緊嘅右手上高求救。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQksG8RE92
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「唔洗驚，滅火筒呢！滅火筒呢！」我自己一邊尻叫一邊叫人唔好驚，同時左手握住Tiffany希望幫佢定定驚。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYGrLoLdII
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「拎去喇你！屌，拋錯野！！！」阿茵錯手將炸雞當滅火筒拋過黎俾我。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLiCY2Crse
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最尾只得番阿均一個人無言咁繼續住自己任務。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTlBTnl5H4
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當然，火勢唔會因為咁樣而撲滅，只會越黎越旺。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhajlEazjo
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應該係煮野食嘅遊戲最終就變左做消防員模擬器。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxgcXerjgB
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而當我地仲繼續準備通過下一個關卡時，阿姨突然推門而入，臉上有住不滿：「你地肯出黎未呀！婆婆都到左成個鐘你地仲係到掛住打機！」1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mAqkFgQTW
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原來打機真係不知時日過，我地而家先至發現原來時間已經就黎五點，一出到廳就見到齊哂嘅親戚們。1101Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OvGcpuzaP
