「喂,你飽就唔好夾硬食喇。」突然我聽到一把關心我既聲音。1301Please respect copyright.PENANATfKC0BkOy1
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAsPlfavz0gw
係咪我幻覺?天使呼呼緊我去天堂?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAA2ASHbD16O
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAb2TmjoPqBY
已經飽到就黎要嘔既我好似有少少神智不清,眼前向我伸出援手既人背後好似自帶光環加持,有聖光照射落黎。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAqqB1eOKf9m
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMqbNnhYRer
「唉,唔好夾硬食喇你,我幫你食咁隻蝦喇!」我見到天使小姐幫手夾走左隻係我眼中識得張牙舞爪既大蝦。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAiuJ4Fpbio7
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAP6kC0ihrjf
望真少少,天使小姐既人影慢慢變得清楚。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhUAFENUTfq
係我面前既並唔係咩天使,而係Tiffany。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAWnVQEfObhb
1301Please respect copyright.PENANALjTcsgk8b2
原來Tiffany應酬完婆婆之後已經俾我老母同我老母既老母推左去同老豆換位,坐左係我身邊。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhHcGS3DXFG
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhEhYPKOvsp
「你好鍾意食野咩?」1301Please respect copyright.PENANATNQYRR00pM
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvrxEF4e51G
我點左點頭,然後諗一諗真又搖一搖頭。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAigrWG6S6ED
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAGw0aQtfvtz
「即係你鍾意定唔鍾意呀!」俾我呢兩個意思相反既動作搞到好混亂,佢鎖緊眉頭問道。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA3quHDLrEe1
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAAaANWBQYfd
「如果平時正常咁食咪鍾意囉,而家食到咁狼狽,咪唔鍾意囉。」我應道。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA63fVMxbSaJ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvRJfzTw1QT
「咁逼自己食又為咩呢?」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAB4M2A0x3wX
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAj8lPs5h6x5
「我唔食既話一陣浪費野食,婆婆又會係到孖叉架喇。」我細細聲咁係佢耳邊講道。1301Please respect copyright.PENANANx1XQGkWlE
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAyUDZZWWSBg
「咁都係孖叉成枱人姐,唔係得你一個。」Tiffany好好奇點解我要夾硬將所有野拿哂上身搞。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAt6crB70jKm
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAQHTKXyGBZQ
「新年呀嘛,我緊係想一家人都開開心心、齊齊整整架喇,包括埋細舅母架,無必要因為食野而搞到大家又黑口黑面。」我拍左拍個心口,如果冇個突出黎既肚腩,我相信講呢番話既我一定會型到震。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAaEbKNJlW9X
1301Please respect copyright.PENANATWR9dtwxaF
「傻仔~!」Tiffany露出一個「你班咸濕仔」式既微笑,然後用手指指住我個大肚腩。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAxmWq6dmzoe
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAPhsRRdin10
「不過傻得黎,又幾好既。」佢細細聲咁講道。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAwcwNSJQbva
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAkqVUEmgPy5
掛住食野既我冇聽清楚佢講咩,問左問:「好咩呀?隻蝦好食呀?」1301Please respect copyright.PENANACEANQhugl3
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMBgF3WQ5Kb
「係呀!夾多隻俾我喇你!」Tiffany將隻碗推埋黎我身邊。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAOvFahARVAR
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAUXCov2QqTY
啲女人呀真係,夾野都唔識!1301Please respect copyright.PENANABNFsR3H7kM
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAPXzZpNXJsN
我同你地講呀,以後我聚左老婆,未到八十歲都一定唔好俾飽飯佢食!1301Please respect copyright.PENANA89qkdfWKcs
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcp296JrkfL
最後,係我、Tiffany同埋挨義氣既阿均、阿樂幫手下,我地終於將所有食物清光。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAlP3klpsKFr
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAQvoqoxgiy9
中午痛苦既環節終於過去,幫手執好野之後,Tiffany自薦幫阿姨手洗野,我其實都想幫拖,不過佢地都以「廚房係女人既地頭」為理由將我推左出去。我都好尊重女性既,乖乖地搬完野就出番廳到。1301Please respect copyright.PENANARNN1Nhdsiu
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA71xBeFgsuT
只見廳入面成個格局已經唔同哂——1301Please respect copyright.PENANAUWuK19sxgs
1301Please respect copyright.PENANATb7HgzQM29
三張麻雀枱就好似三個獨立既擂台。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAVqHplXWvfa
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAzIS29ywElB
係距離五點半出去食晚飯間兩四個鐘頭,大家都知道要點做,各自各埋位。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAsZwGvrMwuJ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANApvdC3EBfOA
呢到係另一個戰場。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAkKGczeJdoK
大家自動自覺埋位,我都坐左係阿均、阿樂、阿茵個一枱到,格局同往年一樣。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAa47tez1oVa
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnDV2jvii45
「今年有冇帶定錢呀,明仔、阿樂?」阿均一上黎就使出群體嘲諷,自稱西營盤雀聖既佢每年都可以打到我地毫無還手之力。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAOHoEUjSSX1
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAqdBi7GKiIS
「哼,唔好咁把炮!我今年功力已經唔同哂喇。」我一望埋去就知道阿樂今年係有備而來,已經練得一身好武藝。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAl4CZ513Lhz
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAUOcecqJJW9
Kitty坐左係阿樂身後,已經開住左個計算器,準備一陣好好幫大家mark低錢銀數,睇黎佢對阿樂好有信心。1301Please respect copyright.PENANALvXyJlygR2
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAmmZ6aAFXc6
阿樂暗暗一笑,自己修行左咁耐就係為左今日呢一刻,呢一年黎成日同班宿友瘋狂走堂打牌練出黎既功力唔係假架!佢要話俾阿均知,呢到唔係佢一家獨大。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAc1A7P72W2R
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA5eDfy0DQX4
「你係唔會知道我經歷過幾多野先練就到咁既功力,你太年輕喇。」阿均眼中有一絲淡然,好似看破紅塵咁樣。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAA24EG0Q2vp
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAno9dcwaAri
「仲講,打牌喇。」阿茵有啲唔耐煩,對於佢黎講自己輸左錢阿哥都唔敢同佢拎番,打贏就可以自己袋落袋,又有咩好驚?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAjbMUp5iQOt
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA3XpOH8gwWK
「打咪打,怕你地呀!」我唔會話俾任何人知道,今日為左沖喜下,我特登著左條紅底,就算我冇得旺,都要邪下你班友仔!1301Please respect copyright.PENANAid68lDltjH
啪——1301Please respect copyright.PENANAjGTtxrKCdR
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躂——1301Please respect copyright.PENANAD68wlSYouy
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搭好牌,骰仔落地。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAfMrXeSz57B
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA0q5GSUU62P
阿均係東,阿樂係南,我係西,而阿茵係北。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAiuLZy0J1WC
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAlgTkWpOH1G
大家順勢摸牌,然後排好牌。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAgSOmGnoCni
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMhbeYRyr2Y
「明仔、阿樂,一陣如果唔夠錢唔該直接同阿姨佢地借喇,輕鬆既!」阿均好似一開就係一手好牌,笑到合唔埋眼。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAlNuWiihqz1
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAsL51udkBMd
「虛張聲勢!」阿樂咀角向上,睇黎都唔錯牌。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAknLL3cbujy
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMzRiuouPEJ
我睇左睇我既牌,好一副天殘地缺!1301Please respect copyright.PENANABw1ldeINlM
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAankuaHpsiJ
索、筒、萬齊哂,大佬我做到邊家先得架?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAFbdi8DOTM7
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAOnlWRaYRQh
一輪摸牌過後,我摸極都仲係一副爛牌,一開頭萬子都想做清一色,點知去到中間佢全部同我黎哂啲筒子,而最慘既係我見到阿茵同阿樂已經做緊筒子,呢下打出去分分鐘會出事。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAb4zyFY2iBs
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAAVzUyztuk9
白板...?唔係筒子就得,大佬我唔想出沖呀。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAllHPBMrimc
1301Please respect copyright.PENANANLCSjqV9pk
「食糊!」阿均見到隻白板之後笑到合唔埋口。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAJJLlx9XtoP
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAYOFFDhYNyA
「對對糊,多謝你呀明仔。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAoX2Soya4fU
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAQqtqyDiQ23
「三番都食,有冇搞錯!我差隻就食到清一色呀!」阿樂有啲後悔自己放棄左做混一色既決定,唔係一早都有得食。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAgVfl2Tp8GW
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA2UQZLzkPzA
「再黎!」我就唔信邪,三番姐,輕鬆既!1301Please respect copyright.PENANASwy6YZ5tTJ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAzTwMlLkwrI
但係事實永遠係唔到我唔服,三盤十二場,都就要打夠一圈,我居然仲未食到糊。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhsAsxBXhEm
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAr4dQRbScxh
雖然我除左第一次之後只係出過一次衝,但係班阿均好似真係俾雀聖上身咁,自摸左幾次混一色同對對,專玩食細食到我地仆左街都唔知。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAG5GWZXt74x
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA1URehHajSC
而阿樂雖然食得少,都成功做左幾次大牌,仲要有次大三元,所以都唔係輸好多。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAYuUFdyDLGe
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcsJKH575Hh
而阿茵就係出沖次數最多既人,但因為佢係輸俾自己呀哥,所以依舊面不改色。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAd97yKgwe0W
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就咁睇,好似得我一個輸緊。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA2VHgYmOmHz
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第一圈最後一局——1301Please respect copyright.PENANAHYAax2mQrg
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「屌!又係爛牌!」我已經頂唔順呢種開親場都係齊哂所有野既牌面,呢種感覺就好似去食自助餐明明有好多野食揀,但係一望落去發現全部野都係沙律菜同火腿,大佬冇肉冇海鮮既自助餐點叫自助餐呀!1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvZoyDpS9I8
1301Please respect copyright.PENANApYxtV1aHC3
呢個時候我感覺到有人拍左拍我既後背,只見Tiffany原來搬左張櫈仔坐左係我身後。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAQq0EUQTfKo
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAn7XH6HSsGZ
「打個牌姐,唔洗咁嬲既。」Tiffany拍左拍我背脊。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA8m1QdR1qP6
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAgr6TyubQdR
「唉,你睇下喇,咁既牌點玩呀。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAY9Y1CAFs1I
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvwKGz6ITLK
「唔緊要爛牌有爛牌既打法姐。」Tiffany身上既氣場好似突然間變到唔同左咁,佢突然坐近我,個身就黎要拱埋上黎。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA8mdAduIF3H
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAjDcQQo3CUi
「唉...咁爛,打邊隻好。」我嘗試問下佢意見,雖然唔知佢牌力如何。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAK3i7n1yxSB
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAl4XJDD5iru
Tiffany幫我推出左岩岩抽番黎個隻五索。1301Please respect copyright.PENANApNJtDE0iyJ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA9DpxM7m0vw
小姐!?你見唔到我下家做緊索子,仲要就齊咩?1301Please respect copyright.PENANADHWAao0GCg
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAmwxApVpaiJ
「耶~終於到我!」阿茵推出辛苦推起既混一色。1301Please respect copyright.PENANATV1SY4U4iZ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAQrRgZvPbba
「唉,出沖喇,早知就打二筒喇。」我拎住本身準備要打出去既二筒。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAGraSBaxmX4
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMS7PGs1zvQ
「呀,頂你個肺!你做乜唔打呢隻二筒呢,我做緊清一色架!」阿樂又係平時咁事後屌鬼,而佢身後既Tiffany都係到「習習」聲,好明顯對於Tiffany呢下幫我逃過一劫既插手好唔滿意。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAJrP9fIcRqB
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAFrSyEoZSwn
「唉喲,好在有你姐!」我望住Tiffany,輸少當贏,一於輸少當贏。1301Please respect copyright.PENANARt26gVSLJ4
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAuD9Zj66DTW
下場——1301Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qyj7rIfQo
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「拿,家陣佢地三條友都做緊糊架喇。」Tiffany係我身後面指點江山,我已經感覺到佢係麻雀呢門國學之上造詣非凡。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA26gx4EUrE6
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAuKwbhtjc9D
「打白板呢就阿茵食,就咁睇佢似做小三元。打筒子呢就係表哥食,佢一睇就知清一色喇,三副碰都係筒子仲想扮對對!拿一於打隻萬子俾阿樂,應該頂多混一色姐。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAVwauRz1tc7
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAYzatQ0CLry
「喂,家陣你打隻咁既牌俾我地阿樂食,係咪睇我地唔起呀!」呢個時候kitty見到你地兩個人夾埋打一副牌既舉動都參戰。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAxY8PXBxTFj
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA5c9L3mGuOs
「嫌細唔好食囉!」我氣高趾揚。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAZlguiDXg2r
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAtlyXZBFhUs
「食,我食哂你,食硬你呀!」阿樂同Kitty直接黎左鑊混一色,但係食完之後,佢再摸左摸後面既牌。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA0gSNRVwYo6
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnvbSZXCOgm
「呀!!!頂你個肺呀——!東呀!!!小四喜呀!!!點解同我諗既會唔同架!!!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAB1IoZNK9rb
1301Please respect copyright.PENANATF6QG4oKMP1301Please respect copyright.PENANASvQ1cOdI6v
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Kitty露出崩塌既表情,同三哥當初叫住「媽呀」一樣咁淒慘。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnnj8yTwagZ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANASTIye2zsMr
「估唔到輸錢都可以咁開心架!」我家陣滿足感仲爽過贏佢兩錢重。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAktqP1nhQlR
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnaOSYgDXhI
「麻雀大俠講過,贏錢未必開心既——」Tiffany突然講出一句好似好大道理既野。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAxvnwMsbEFe
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhxLW391oJP
「有時打岩先有滿足感架嘛。」阿均同佢同步咁樣對上一樣既對白。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAso1pKHagqC
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然後佢地兩人都望住對方點左點頭,好似明白左啲咩咁。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAEUNn3YvdIF
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAP5Xz5uwVbw
「我明。」我轉身對住Tiffany露出滿足既笑容。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAzQhORW5BCs
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAGHN1DLHHRr
「明左咩呀?」Tiffany一展笑顏。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA5DTlc9EUg0
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAXXSbWAn3Br
「越爛既牌就要越俾心機打,發爛渣係冇用架,多謝你。」我握住左佢既手笑住講道。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvSkkhcRER7
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAfLAY1GCwf6
「唔洗客氣既...記住呀麻雀回巢必有因,唔好爛牌就亂打!」我見到佢既面上添上一層淡淡既嫣紅。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA9qJTiQ24sY
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAUJEVGnOOnv
「嗯!」我用力點左點頭。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAQzZJE452Tg
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接落黎既幾圈——1301Please respect copyright.PENANAebZBs5NBhJ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAe4oBzt1wHT
「碰!」「多謝表哥,清一色!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAHAj839gtwU
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAP48Ued93SO
「自摸!」「么九!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAgX6dIYA4Y5
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAS3OwxxFW4Y
「唉呀~」「多謝阿樂同Kitty,居然係大三元!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAIwKc3NjUJP
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAZtjbTB7UFi
「嘩!」「我第一次做到字一色咋!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnOu2668JVf
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAM5gEazfNAg
係接落黎既幾圈,可能係因為放低左包袱,慢慢好轉既心態居然幫到我開始贏!而且仲贏開有條路,係五點半之際成功反勝,最終唔洗輸錢離場,啲劇情仲跨張過賭聖。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAkS3QGmwLUs
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAGUSKytK8ZV
而係婆婆叫定大家執野之時,我手頭上已經袋左唔少來自三位好親友既進供。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAJHT92wPRz6
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAfWpFVkESZV
「得左喇!!!媽,我得左喇!!!」我興奮到係唔覺意之間居然真係轉身抱左抱Tiffany,然後先記起佢做既ptgf係唔包呢種太親密既接觸。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAAxBJsfCj5O
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAoa5aCk3Wx8
但係佢好似冇左回事咁,好開心咁笑住同我講:「記住呀,人品好、牌品自然好!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAy0elIjhC7f
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAX9MuLlL976
「嗯。」正當我地兩個人因為勝利而對望時,有少少花火要刷出之際,突然一陣叫聲破壞左成個氣氛。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcE4lsd0THg
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「仔,叫我咩事?」媽子大叫。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAYKQzl2Ekis
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