x
No Plagiarism!ri7YnpHYMySBGBzTTcJlposted on PENANA 跟夏漸漸混熟後,秋覺得這個人簡直是十大傑出青年。8964 copyright protection300PENANAfe8KBytMQG 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAax3vGDWpom
8964 copyright protection300PENANAQfs7isSvGS 維尼
生活健康規律,每天一早先去學校的健身房運動,之後才去上課。8964 copyright protection300PENANAPYWuD24e8r 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAJaTg50NqYC
8964 copyright protection300PENANAAScIhUrRpS 維尼
學業顧得好,還願意花時間幫忙有語言障礙的留學生,假日甚至會去做志工。8964 copyright protection300PENANAwRu6KankS7 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANARxkdMPIkza
8964 copyright protection300PENANAE8FYX7blO1 維尼
然後他因受到字幕電話問市的啟發,想為視聽障礙者設計讓生活更方便的產品,才選擇就讀資訊科系,甚至已經計劃好下學期要申請人機介面作為第二主修,這讓夢想是娛樂大型機台和遊樂園的秋感到有點自慚形穢。8964 copyright protection300PENANARJKjjyB9Sc 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAAg4To7ckod
8964 copyright protection300PENANAMZsierzTy3 維尼
最過分的是,人還長得帥。8964 copyright protection300PENANAOIpP0axBLV 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA7swbB73zIJ
8964 copyright protection300PENANAsEwlw0uNw7 維尼
某日中午兩位台灣學姊和秋約在學校書店門口碰面。他站在書店門口長廊四處張望著等,見學姊從店裡推門出來,夏剛好跟在她們後面,伸手幫她們擋住了門。學姊看似有點驚訝,轉頭道謝,秋看到夏又做了那個他稱之為「點頭的相反」的挑眉揚下巴動作,再看學姊們已經樂開了花。8964 copyright protection300PENANAlyzMeF0657 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAY83itwg8I7
8964 copyright protection300PENANAHdMPhw6qA3 維尼
學姊找到秋,揮手叫「阿蘭」,這個花名已經擺脫不掉了,秋只能無奈接受。8964 copyright protection300PENANAefze8MCaH1 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAfoLEuRB3LW
8964 copyright protection300PENANAMe0BIFkWet 維尼
這時夏也看到了秋,跟他打了個招呼便往系館的方向走去。8964 copyright protection300PENANAqaRc3NdF72 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANATiPDzw39Ek
8964 copyright protection300PENANAvgWBqrvcw7 維尼
學姊看到兩人打招呼,便緊抓著秋,你一言我一語地問個不停:「你認識他?」「好帥哦!是 ABC 嗎?」「人好好,還幫我們擋門。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAR2THVgzI1g 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAy0if9qKgiv
8964 copyright protection300PENANAyBUTsuhMgS 維尼
「他我室友啦。」秋沒想到學姊反應那麼大,心想有那麼誇張嗎。8964 copyright protection300PENANAZidRqD1OG1 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAQieXN1NuQL
8964 copyright protection300PENANAMENoyfZa3N 維尼
只聽兩位學姊又自己聊起來:「他剛剛那個動作、那個表情,我臉都紅了。」「你不覺得他長得有點像吳顏祖嗎?」8964 copyright protection300PENANAJwdyJyy3bC 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAuheI7MP8Yx
8964 copyright protection300PENANASU2BrKNT2H 維尼
「有那麼誇張嗎?」秋終於忍不住吐槽,「你們上次也說我像山……那個誰?」8964 copyright protection300PENANA2Y6IniUW5f 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAaO7qqym3qP
8964 copyright protection300PENANAnIbAm4u5dA 維尼
沒想到學姊馬上異口同聲回嗆:「拜託,山上智久怎麼跟吳顏祖比啦!」8964 copyright protection300PENANAUqVk9154Rq 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANARvrHPomnrc
8964 copyright protection300PENANAT3VLlvYehC 維尼
!!???8964 copyright protection300PENANAHrn3DC9LCI 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANARHByUdkTb8
8964 copyright protection300PENANAetnUbACSli 維尼
他覺得自己可能需要修正一下,他室友簡直是十大傑出青年(X)少年漫主角人設(O)。8964 copyright protection300PENANA5PUaIUy6f3 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAZBIaIJdIqs
8964 copyright protection300PENANAxyV0J6Zsfv 維尼
然而,沒過多久他便發現,原來超完美人設主角也有脫線的地方。8964 copyright protection300PENANARKwmhwOucx 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAi5G8COhCBn
8964 copyright protection300PENANAaT5fE4o9pK 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAV0C9AZkw4Z
8964 copyright protection300PENANAo94BxAFRNP 維尼
◆◇◆8964 copyright protection300PENANAzxSBZNnBwm 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAzBoJSUFy8S
8964 copyright protection300PENANAz6Lx8LMPjb 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAVfjW1aFFTt
8964 copyright protection300PENANAh8HBXjCgaN 維尼
「Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck...」8964 copyright protection300PENANAe50RN0JIPP 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA6zBIZFbF6w
8964 copyright protection300PENANAIP8nBV5M15 維尼
聽到樓下傳來一連串咒罵聲,秋趕緊衝下樓查看,並在廚房見到不可思議的景象。8964 copyright protection300PENANAo2gkXiQqVM 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAXBuO67yvrH
8964 copyright protection300PENANAxuzNxM8OmF 維尼
地板滿是泡沫,更多泡泡正從洗碗機的邊緣溢出來,而夏一邊罵著髒話一邊用洗菜盆撈著泡沫倒進廚房水槽。8964 copyright protection300PENANAJKjgDWUNte 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAALoYZIC3br
8964 copyright protection300PENANAZB8G60dD3e 維尼
秋連忙上前幫忙,傻眼道:「發生什麼事?怎麼會這樣?」8964 copyright protection300PENANAOU76pRvIQ9 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAPYbp9nBNBW
8964 copyright protection300PENANAhfqXxiKVgz 維尼
夏手上不停,回答道:「我看洗碗機滿了,就按了啟動,沒想到離開一下回來就變成這樣。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAuJ42LkG6I1 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAaMQ5gTtPMQ
8964 copyright protection300PENANAeJxTzUMbRt 維尼
秋立即發現疑點,追問:「洗碗粉不是沒了嗎?Yuna 才說她要去買。那你放了什麼進去?」8964 copyright protection300PENANARgLEIm3MMb 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA8bvOoTCNFB
8964 copyright protection300PENANANDYM5vkv8G 維尼
夏無辜地指向流理台上的洗碗精。8964 copyright protection300PENANA5GBYL6nCt9 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAyvgEApLfKN
8964 copyright protection300PENANALe6eDQFSAh 維尼
秋頓時覺得頭上有隻烏鴉飛過去。「那個……洗碗機只能用專門的洗劑,不能用一般的洗碗精。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAV6gkhFrfaw 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA0HJf5FyDNA
8964 copyright protection300PENANAp4fVctRMoY 維尼
夏沉默了一會,才發出一個「Oops」。8964 copyright protection300PENANAmfPvGwA2ZK 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANASkld7NkUcY
8964 copyright protection300PENANAmjJ8ErRUS7 維尼
「你……是不是不太會做家事啊?」秋忽然覺得有點好笑,綜合一個多月以來的觀察,他終於得出這個結論。8964 copyright protection300PENANAlal4e4Htmy 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANArDZFPIF2EZ
8964 copyright protection300PENANAJ9yZBABD3U 維尼
「Apparently.」夏露出一個羞赧的笑。8964 copyright protection300PENANAIJutRHGr4K 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAuRrQsFZ2Ow
8964 copyright protection300PENANAqdddWCb4mv 維尼
「我去拿些大毛巾來,我們趕快在母老虎回來之前清掉吧。」秋去洗衣間拿了些打掃用的舊毛巾,一邊心想室友竟然還有這一面,該說是反差萌嗎,至少比起完美人設還像正常人類了。8964 copyright protection300PENANARJRJ6TQ0In 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q9FGODQbw
8964 copyright protection300PENANAsp3Hq9Qcsv 維尼
「Oh my god!是按怎?」Yuna 剛從車庫進到屋內,便被這等陣仗嚇了一跳,英台夾雜的句子脫口而出。8964 copyright protection300PENANANbLcsvyTsD 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAXCMfeJKste
8964 copyright protection300PENANA2Od2MHH6sp 維尼
「Sorry, my bad...」夏正開口道歉,秋搶著陪笑道:「歹勢歹勢,阮來清就好。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAx4YFmfjyrO 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANABsbn6g4rAb
8964 copyright protection300PENANAEHFVZCvNHX 維尼
母老虎夯起來可不是開玩笑的,反正自己已經習慣被她兇了,幫忙擋一下怒火也好。8964 copyright protection300PENANArk48l5RZmw 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA5A1XLulEOx
8964 copyright protection300PENANAmfM8jcQsx5 維尼
「秋小……」Yuna 本要發作,看了夏一眼又忍下來,「要弄乾喔,不然地板會壞掉。」說完從購物袋裡拿出洗碗粉,放在流理台上,轉身去將其他採買的日用品歸位。8964 copyright protection300PENANAsW8gKz0MIJ 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAsQkaFm6NBE
8964 copyright protection300PENANAAMRqWfmHp3 維尼
兩個大男生七手八腳地擦乾地板,又打開洗碗機把碗盤拿出沖水。浸在滿滿泡沫中的碗盤,用菜瓜布抹一抹,沖一下就亮晶晶。8964 copyright protection300PENANA3VlKv3g6bA 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANArX2KkkPxaz
8964 copyright protection300PENANAD3eHsoYZCD 維尼
全部清理好後,兩人看對方和自己一樣狼狽,好像剛打完一場仗,不由得笑成一團。8964 copyright protection300PENANAwLB5isXMrd 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAFj1cgrQwUz
8964 copyright protection300PENANA2TcuPvv3z7 維尼
「好多……真的好多泡泡。」秋覺得方才的場面簡直像置身動漫場景一樣誇張。8964 copyright protection300PENANAoBmhcJwlSg 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAsOfJVhcxNo
8964 copyright protection300PENANAq7LBkPupK3 維尼
「Unbelievable.」夏扶著頭,一臉嘆為觀止。8964 copyright protection300PENANAHVekehYDrK 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAzWqBoz0SX2
8964 copyright protection300PENANAIV9lXNPBhx 維尼
笑聲漸漸停下後,秋好像想起什麼似地問起:「對了,你是不是也不會煮?」他覺得好像可以猜到為什麼對方餐餐三明治或冷凍食品的原因了。8964 copyright protection300PENANAMrx3RwJBU6 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAC1aKRTLE99
8964 copyright protection300PENANA5ZGPOvFGNN 維尼
夏果然搖頭。8964 copyright protection300PENANADRpjbLq7gh 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAKIIO3ZXXKl
8964 copyright protection300PENANAuzyEx67cKZ 維尼
「那要不要跟我搭伙?」秋提出邀請,「一樣是煮,兩人份和一人份差不多工,也比較好煮。」8964 copyright protection300PENANA5xCJgcZ5C0 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAc35hmtvs73
8964 copyright protection300PENANAzhcbIptVYq 維尼
他並不想雞婆碎念總是吃那些東西不夠營養,於是把那些叨念的話吞了下去,雖然他邀對方搭伙的本意的確是覺得看不下去。8964 copyright protection300PENANA0rxIa75T1u 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAECwFYrnk5F
8964 copyright protection300PENANAxAmyWXWB3u 維尼
可能就像 Yuna 以前常笑他的,他各方面都得到阿媽的真傳,包含餵食他人的慾望。沒辦法,誰叫他是阿媽帶大的孩子。8964 copyright protection300PENANAgc0FPm1cHt 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAkhQogdKQIN
8964 copyright protection300PENANAx6HvhoN8ge 維尼
「可以嗎?」夏好像有點心動,大概也對自己的伙食不太滿意,「會不會太麻煩你?」8964 copyright protection300PENANARUkA63eMjX 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAGUmDCyDCTh
8964 copyright protection300PENANAPzW0vvLD62 維尼
「不會啦,又不是每天煮。」8964 copyright protection300PENANA8eSpcc8QmL 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA9EyMtEJTEM
8964 copyright protection300PENANAe6kNKOy6ri 維尼
「那好啊,謝謝。」8964 copyright protection300PENANADGDdIbLRkX 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAVgJy21zRG6
8964 copyright protection300PENANAHgVPWsbHQr 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAIXdncdzTb2
8964 copyright protection300PENANAIZF6gBrsbw 維尼
當天傍晚,他們前往當地連鎖的大鵰超市採購。秋拿著長長的購物清單,一樣一樣邊念邊找:「紅蘿蔔、紅蘿蔔、紅蘿蔔……這裡。洋蔥、洋蔥、洋蔥……有了。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAI6FYWc3Uzo 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAWKelKxk0kg
8964 copyright protection300PENANAmJmqxfrcEb 維尼
他從蔬菜貨架旁邊拿了塑膠袋,將所需的品項放入,擱進購物車,再看購物清單的下一項。8964 copyright protection300PENANAvoTkVOvhhE 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA902bftsxEe
8964 copyright protection300PENANAG6ksiSuLPQ 維尼
啊,這個美國超市不知道有沒有。8964 copyright protection300PENANAEuFJRXN6Ds 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAa1OYoNWfWZ
8964 copyright protection300PENANAOUlPSFWMhG 維尼
「青蔥、青蔥、青蔥、青蔥……」他嘴裡念念有詞,一邊掃視綠色蔬菜區,推著購物車慢慢前進。8964 copyright protection300PENANAs1jWC7r9DV 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAs8bBfQATAC
8964 copyright protection300PENANA11j2WlLQm1 維尼
一把青蔥突然直接塞到他面前,伴隨夏提高的話聲:「Green onion. It's called green onion in English.」8964 copyright protection300PENANAN41ytYJ2Q7 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAyhLqYqV3lL
8964 copyright protection300PENANAM9SDNU5kw6 維尼
「啊?哦,謝謝。」秋接過那把蔥,放入購物車,心中疑惑為何室友要用平時兩倍的音量來教他這麼簡單的單字。8964 copyright protection300PENANAidydZl2c9b 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA30KlwSTtqQ
8964 copyright protection300PENANAjZossQpSLx 維尼
結完帳上車後,夏委婉地問道:「你剛剛有發現,你在找蔥的時候,很多人在看你嗎?」8964 copyright protection300PENANAbumRzzP4qX 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAn9M9NNYQLq
8964 copyright protection300PENANAqyjASOKyrQ 維尼
「咦?有嗎?」秋完全沒有印象,正確地說,他當時在專心找蔥,本來就沒在注意周遭他人。8964 copyright protection300PENANAWQDyHTjVWi 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAxCtw0FbcV2
8964 copyright protection300PENANAm9GoMSMSy6 維尼
「那你知道 Ching Chong 是什麼意思嗎?」夏又問。8964 copyright protection300PENANAlN587xXikN 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAyloZGDD7Aj
8964 copyright protection300PENANAWhlcPgJG1I 維尼
秋點頭。他在書上看過,這是以前美國人自以為模仿中文發音用的詞,戲謔且輕慢,在現代講這個詞會被當成嚴重的種族歧視。8964 copyright protection300PENANANgqK3jp1r4 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAqAmdbkDvPt
8964 copyright protection300PENANA8swBI0bLNw 維尼
「『青蔥』聽起來太像 Ching Chong 了,」夏繼續說明,「還好你一看就是 Asian,比較不會有麻煩。」8964 copyright protection300PENANApbxn4kSDG5 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAqFA2zkNTWP
8964 copyright protection300PENANAvDGdRujonq 維尼
「啊~」秋霎時覺得一切謎底都解開了,「所以你大聲教我說 green onion,其實是給別人聽的。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAQCzK9OsXvT 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAenBlZNcDRx
8964 copyright protection300PENANAf02cpnVOqS 維尼
夏笑著點了點頭。8964 copyright protection300PENANA0sYPGhdGqB 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAoRFLblc85S
8964 copyright protection300PENANAbiH6Ud27KC 維尼
「哇,那不就還好我們沒有哥哥。」秋又想到另一個禁忌字詞,「不然我們聊天時講到『你哥』怎樣、『你哥』怎樣的,不就更糟糕。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAzmLTwhuZSz 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAFHhjJyjVGc
8964 copyright protection300PENANAia4dAhNWPg 維尼
夏嘴巴半張,好像想說些什麼,不過頓了一會兒後只點點頭,「Yeah....don't say that.」8964 copyright protection300PENANAb1kHfEPA8g 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA8qFsIR6Tmz
8964 copyright protection300PENANAlOkOYwN1XJ 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAwvOM0ZpQsH
8964 copyright protection300PENANAqPP00Jmxh0 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAr1WvXdAnj8
8964 copyright protection300PENANAfZbaVTcGBh 維尼
回到家,秋俐落地將食材分門別類,洗淨備用。夏在一旁看著,問:「有什麼我可以幫忙的嗎?」8964 copyright protection300PENANAtqHHlRyHqa 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAmF0rRqLO3q
8964 copyright protection300PENANAGEB6Sk7knp 維尼
「那,可以幫我把蔥切段嗎?」秋略為思考一下,分配了最簡單的工作給室友。8964 copyright protection300PENANAw4pbLqUbjd 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZGAQgpM05
8964 copyright protection300PENANAUb0QImMl7l 維尼
夏應過,拿了砧板和菜刀,移到流理台另一邊開始動作。秋從「剁、剁、剁」的下刀頻率判斷室友動作緩慢,心想對方應該對此不太熟練,於是在削完胡蘿蔔皮後,過去查看一下。8964 copyright protection300PENANAzrYD9n1RHs 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAKHeG9bIxYv
8964 copyright protection300PENANAq9SUlhYlXo 維尼
夏有確實地先把根部切掉,但三分之一的蔥已成了蔥花。8964 copyright protection300PENANAF9y5vxTfO1 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANADbnpUcIBfA
8964 copyright protection300PENANAHX5TdSk1nk 維尼
「啊?我剛剛說的不是切段嗎?」秋一時以為自己說錯了。8964 copyright protection300PENANAVDPSxnBxvT 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAEo24etcpsH
8964 copyright protection300PENANAfo7QGw12em 維尼
夏停下動作,不解地問:「我做得不對嗎?我看我媽媽都是這樣切斷蔥的。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAFjrcH0dMwY 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAWhuQBJoUOH
8964 copyright protection300PENANA2aVIW80wBh 維尼
是切段……啊,同音字真討厭!8964 copyright protection300PENANAIJkpPbjwKt 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANARuJaacp2g6
8964 copyright protection300PENANAGjdHTi7TI9 維尼
「是一段一段的段,不是斷掉的斷。」他接過菜刀,指著夏切好的蔥花說:「你切的這個叫蔥花。」然後手起刀落,在距離切口五公分左右下刀,「這個叫蔥段。」接著又拿起胡蘿蔔示範更多切法:「這叫切塊、這叫切絲……」8964 copyright protection300PENANAWrlbGZ3u5x 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANA7QsWA3bJbO
8964 copyright protection300PENANAVWuG2YESfx 維尼
「小心!」夏出聲示警,「快切到手了。」8964 copyright protection300PENANABS8HlgEYNU 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAA32EypjF7H
8964 copyright protection300PENANABAdp2Le7HW 維尼
「不會,」秋冷靜地展示左手指關節和指尖的相對位置,「你看,只要把關節凸出來,刀子過來的時候就會抵住刀面,不會切到手。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAPPwUaB1ZeG 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ3ltQCrja
8964 copyright protection300PENANAuSfEx6RmAE 維尼
「Oh!」夏一副恍然大悟的神情,「你懂得真多。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAweHkK9zN7b 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAxd5kQnUnGu
8964 copyright protection300PENANA8n09he0UPK 維尼
自從來到這個國度,秋一直在被各種大小事連環打擊信心,如今竟然有一項技能讓面前這位高材生對自己佩服得五體投地,不禁有點飄飄然,暗自感謝阿媽教得好。8964 copyright protection300PENANAfDXepMCyJP 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ3Q78bXjz
8964 copyright protection300PENANAA62YATV9N6 維尼
他盡力克制自己不要表現得太志得意滿,卻擋不住臉上堆起的笑容。8964 copyright protection300PENANAwySNdqFPcw 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAdIGVMvrPvg
8964 copyright protection300PENANAIETmX8m1se 維尼
「不會的話,我都可以教你啊。」8964 copyright protection300PENANAxz6mjeOMFr 維尼
304Please respect copyright.PENANAtARdZlBSPp
8964 copyright protection300PENANAVzxOqncTC2 維尼
216.73.216.0
ns216.73.216.0da2