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No Plagiarism!XXlgeDGhJl3P0UEULGJtposted on PENANA 跟夏漸漸混熟後,秋覺得這個人簡直是十大傑出青年。8964 copyright protection235PENANAhOiqEid8Uo 維尼
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生活健康規律,每天一早先去學校的健身房運動,之後才去上課。8964 copyright protection235PENANAvdqJnatpJk 維尼
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學業顧得好,還願意花時間幫忙有語言障礙的留學生,假日甚至會去做志工。8964 copyright protection235PENANAfvDyAL978P 維尼
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然後他因受到字幕電話問市的啟發,想為視聽障礙者設計讓生活更方便的產品,才選擇就讀資訊科系,甚至已經計劃好下學期要申請人機介面作為第二主修,這讓夢想是娛樂大型機台和遊樂園的秋感到有點自慚形穢。8964 copyright protection235PENANAEevcTPDrNg 維尼
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最過分的是,人還長得帥。8964 copyright protection235PENANAcXrwAgrXPF 維尼
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某日中午兩位台灣學姊和秋約在學校書店門口碰面。他站在書店門口長廊四處張望著等,見學姊從店裡推門出來,夏剛好跟在她們後面,伸手幫她們擋住了門。學姊看似有點驚訝,轉頭道謝,秋看到夏又做了那個他稱之為「點頭的相反」的挑眉揚下巴動作,再看學姊們已經樂開了花。8964 copyright protection235PENANALeVmoyEfGQ 維尼
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學姊找到秋,揮手叫「阿蘭」,這個花名已經擺脫不掉了,秋只能無奈接受。8964 copyright protection235PENANASCX2vSHxIw 維尼
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這時夏也看到了秋,跟他打了個招呼便往系館的方向走去。8964 copyright protection235PENANAZPfOMTTFEm 維尼
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學姊看到兩人打招呼,便緊抓著秋,你一言我一語地問個不停:「你認識他?」「好帥哦!是 ABC 嗎?」「人好好,還幫我們擋門。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAQvmC1O5PrM 維尼
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「他我室友啦。」秋沒想到學姊反應那麼大,心想有那麼誇張嗎。8964 copyright protection235PENANAqFJF6sCLuO 維尼
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只聽兩位學姊又自己聊起來:「他剛剛那個動作、那個表情,我臉都紅了。」「你不覺得他長得有點像吳顏祖嗎?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAtWxrlzEDQX 維尼
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「有那麼誇張嗎?」秋終於忍不住吐槽,「你們上次也說我像山……那個誰?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAC2LtQw5B3k 維尼
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沒想到學姊馬上異口同聲回嗆:「拜託,山上智久怎麼跟吳顏祖比啦!」8964 copyright protection235PENANAy69hhMUZkG 維尼
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他覺得自己可能需要修正一下,他室友簡直是十大傑出青年(X)少年漫主角人設(O)。8964 copyright protection235PENANAIE7RsGsTSl 維尼
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然而,沒過多久他便發現,原來超完美人設主角也有脫線的地方。8964 copyright protection235PENANARYBiWKX9us 維尼
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「Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck...」8964 copyright protection235PENANA3usAZ8fTak 維尼
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聽到樓下傳來一連串咒罵聲,秋趕緊衝下樓查看,並在廚房見到不可思議的景象。8964 copyright protection235PENANAGrhzgK75IO 維尼
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地板滿是泡沫,更多泡泡正從洗碗機的邊緣溢出來,而夏一邊罵著髒話一邊用洗菜盆撈著泡沫倒進廚房水槽。8964 copyright protection235PENANA3WChxTc7Iq 維尼
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秋連忙上前幫忙,傻眼道:「發生什麼事?怎麼會這樣?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAVdiNOXJLzG 維尼
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夏手上不停,回答道:「我看洗碗機滿了,就按了啟動,沒想到離開一下回來就變成這樣。」8964 copyright protection235PENANApiKVDW5453 維尼
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秋立即發現疑點,追問:「洗碗粉不是沒了嗎?Yuna 才說她要去買。那你放了什麼進去?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAlVIhR27aaX 維尼
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夏無辜地指向流理台上的洗碗精。8964 copyright protection235PENANA7gO61G9tZG 維尼
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秋頓時覺得頭上有隻烏鴉飛過去。「那個……洗碗機只能用專門的洗劑,不能用一般的洗碗精。」8964 copyright protection235PENANA3CZwS2blwc 維尼
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夏沉默了一會,才發出一個「Oops」。8964 copyright protection235PENANAra2YfcaN39 維尼
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「你……是不是不太會做家事啊?」秋忽然覺得有點好笑,綜合一個多月以來的觀察,他終於得出這個結論。8964 copyright protection235PENANAu5FwV850gX 維尼
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「Apparently.」夏露出一個羞赧的笑。8964 copyright protection235PENANACPzwyd79pJ 維尼
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「我去拿些大毛巾來,我們趕快在母老虎回來之前清掉吧。」秋去洗衣間拿了些打掃用的舊毛巾,一邊心想室友竟然還有這一面,該說是反差萌嗎,至少比起完美人設還像正常人類了。8964 copyright protection235PENANAh9EqcdAzAH 維尼
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「Oh my god!是按怎?」Yuna 剛從車庫進到屋內,便被這等陣仗嚇了一跳,英台夾雜的句子脫口而出。8964 copyright protection235PENANA6GhtCIuRcL 維尼
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「Sorry, my bad...」夏正開口道歉,秋搶著陪笑道:「歹勢歹勢,阮來清就好。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAymQzghsRrU 維尼
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母老虎夯起來可不是開玩笑的,反正自己已經習慣被她兇了,幫忙擋一下怒火也好。8964 copyright protection235PENANAfaxVB5sGY5 維尼
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「秋小……」Yuna 本要發作,看了夏一眼又忍下來,「要弄乾喔,不然地板會壞掉。」說完從購物袋裡拿出洗碗粉,放在流理台上,轉身去將其他採買的日用品歸位。8964 copyright protection235PENANATo7ZBtKO2p 維尼
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兩個大男生七手八腳地擦乾地板,又打開洗碗機把碗盤拿出沖水。浸在滿滿泡沫中的碗盤,用菜瓜布抹一抹,沖一下就亮晶晶。8964 copyright protection235PENANAVftVnLGrHB 維尼
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全部清理好後,兩人看對方和自己一樣狼狽,好像剛打完一場仗,不由得笑成一團。8964 copyright protection235PENANAqgsRvfJVg7 維尼
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「好多……真的好多泡泡。」秋覺得方才的場面簡直像置身動漫場景一樣誇張。8964 copyright protection235PENANAI28wytgilb 維尼
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「Unbelievable.」夏扶著頭,一臉嘆為觀止。8964 copyright protection235PENANA8K2yWMD5lQ 維尼
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笑聲漸漸停下後,秋好像想起什麼似地問起:「對了,你是不是也不會煮?」他覺得好像可以猜到為什麼對方餐餐三明治或冷凍食品的原因了。8964 copyright protection235PENANAFOyMUQ27kz 維尼
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夏果然搖頭。8964 copyright protection235PENANAWpw0FQcb62 維尼
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「那要不要跟我搭伙?」秋提出邀請,「一樣是煮,兩人份和一人份差不多工,也比較好煮。」8964 copyright protection235PENANA2ITOqBchuX 維尼
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他並不想雞婆碎念總是吃那些東西不夠營養,於是把那些叨念的話吞了下去,雖然他邀對方搭伙的本意的確是覺得看不下去。8964 copyright protection235PENANA1lP8qGEW1r 維尼
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可能就像 Yuna 以前常笑他的,他各方面都得到阿媽的真傳,包含餵食他人的慾望。沒辦法,誰叫他是阿媽帶大的孩子。8964 copyright protection235PENANAgnY31EPsxW 維尼
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「可以嗎?」夏好像有點心動,大概也對自己的伙食不太滿意,「會不會太麻煩你?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAE5YNK2Sql7 維尼
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「不會啦,又不是每天煮。」8964 copyright protection235PENANA2tJLidxkaD 維尼
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「那好啊,謝謝。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAJghVYXM8Uo 維尼
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當天傍晚,他們前往當地連鎖的大鵰超市採購。秋拿著長長的購物清單,一樣一樣邊念邊找:「紅蘿蔔、紅蘿蔔、紅蘿蔔……這裡。洋蔥、洋蔥、洋蔥……有了。」8964 copyright protection235PENANABTZv9RnDuH 維尼
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他從蔬菜貨架旁邊拿了塑膠袋,將所需的品項放入,擱進購物車,再看購物清單的下一項。8964 copyright protection235PENANA5Qris9CP80 維尼
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啊,這個美國超市不知道有沒有。8964 copyright protection235PENANAVvkt9DNbCj 維尼
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「青蔥、青蔥、青蔥、青蔥……」他嘴裡念念有詞,一邊掃視綠色蔬菜區,推著購物車慢慢前進。8964 copyright protection235PENANAVJgxy3QPM9 維尼
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一把青蔥突然直接塞到他面前,伴隨夏提高的話聲:「Green onion. It's called green onion in English.」8964 copyright protection235PENANAKLQ4Yi9dL9 維尼
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「啊?哦,謝謝。」秋接過那把蔥,放入購物車,心中疑惑為何室友要用平時兩倍的音量來教他這麼簡單的單字。8964 copyright protection235PENANAj6M9Pod0EJ 維尼
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結完帳上車後,夏委婉地問道:「你剛剛有發現,你在找蔥的時候,很多人在看你嗎?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAPENMtaGIJ4 維尼
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「咦?有嗎?」秋完全沒有印象,正確地說,他當時在專心找蔥,本來就沒在注意周遭他人。8964 copyright protection235PENANANnfdu2PnDx 維尼
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「那你知道 Ching Chong 是什麼意思嗎?」夏又問。8964 copyright protection235PENANAB4OobdTY4L 維尼
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秋點頭。他在書上看過,這是以前美國人自以為模仿中文發音用的詞,戲謔且輕慢,在現代講這個詞會被當成嚴重的種族歧視。8964 copyright protection235PENANAaYhmBP6VZ2 維尼
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「『青蔥』聽起來太像 Ching Chong 了,」夏繼續說明,「還好你一看就是 Asian,比較不會有麻煩。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAC5iLgRDeWM 維尼
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「啊~」秋霎時覺得一切謎底都解開了,「所以你大聲教我說 green onion,其實是給別人聽的。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAsDstWoIVRL 維尼
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夏笑著點了點頭。8964 copyright protection235PENANAnXWlWqzbpw 維尼
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「哇,那不就還好我們沒有哥哥。」秋又想到另一個禁忌字詞,「不然我們聊天時講到『你哥』怎樣、『你哥』怎樣的,不就更糟糕。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAkpayDlXap7 維尼
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夏嘴巴半張,好像想說些什麼,不過頓了一會兒後只點點頭,「Yeah....don't say that.」8964 copyright protection235PENANAk0Kv3zmehb 維尼
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回到家,秋俐落地將食材分門別類,洗淨備用。夏在一旁看著,問:「有什麼我可以幫忙的嗎?」8964 copyright protection235PENANAzFZ3Twh2xa 維尼
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「那,可以幫我把蔥切段嗎?」秋略為思考一下,分配了最簡單的工作給室友。8964 copyright protection235PENANAHA2g4YI6Vh 維尼
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夏應過,拿了砧板和菜刀,移到流理台另一邊開始動作。秋從「剁、剁、剁」的下刀頻率判斷室友動作緩慢,心想對方應該對此不太熟練,於是在削完胡蘿蔔皮後,過去查看一下。8964 copyright protection235PENANAZx6eRgbmeG 維尼
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夏有確實地先把根部切掉,但三分之一的蔥已成了蔥花。8964 copyright protection235PENANAH1cWHaXLrI 維尼
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「啊?我剛剛說的不是切段嗎?」秋一時以為自己說錯了。8964 copyright protection235PENANAamE3y8PiIe 維尼
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夏停下動作,不解地問:「我做得不對嗎?我看我媽媽都是這樣切斷蔥的。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAmUVrkb7doE 維尼
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是切段……啊,同音字真討厭!8964 copyright protection235PENANAmzSwWWsS6L 維尼
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「是一段一段的段,不是斷掉的斷。」他接過菜刀,指著夏切好的蔥花說:「你切的這個叫蔥花。」然後手起刀落,在距離切口五公分左右下刀,「這個叫蔥段。」接著又拿起胡蘿蔔示範更多切法:「這叫切塊、這叫切絲……」8964 copyright protection235PENANAxRW3hPUQtW 維尼
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「小心!」夏出聲示警,「快切到手了。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAAU6qppTuFN 維尼
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「不會,」秋冷靜地展示左手指關節和指尖的相對位置,「你看,只要把關節凸出來,刀子過來的時候就會抵住刀面,不會切到手。」8964 copyright protection235PENANAxXPbtTQkyF 維尼
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「Oh!」夏一副恍然大悟的神情,「你懂得真多。」8964 copyright protection235PENANA4yfQyaqVjy 維尼
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自從來到這個國度,秋一直在被各種大小事連環打擊信心,如今竟然有一項技能讓面前這位高材生對自己佩服得五體投地,不禁有點飄飄然,暗自感謝阿媽教得好。8964 copyright protection235PENANAdaiLW6sEfa 維尼
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他盡力克制自己不要表現得太志得意滿,卻擋不住臉上堆起的笑容。8964 copyright protection235PENANAPr712P0Sfq 維尼
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「不會的話,我都可以教你啊。」8964 copyright protection235PENANA7EuYVC7MIH 維尼
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