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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFRcnIO8oW
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBntxNzWS51
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS0W9eZBRX
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喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylN0cV5Ps4
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「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnzC6yNpYB
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys5QrrqJKv
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FoBon2NPo
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoUjYuOjMM
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAwCjTgQ1D
我嘗試解釋道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRAgZGidsg
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd5VN5vYTK
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy2mQ3l7Oo
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNkyzoDxr8
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01vnsRiyza
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「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnda7YUpwpp
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4am4D6koU9
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC0x9F1ykJ
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8l9Cxtovz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcrLoLXtxv
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFmgafb2AX
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbZ6Tjw4Vo
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rbwQIyWIP
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Qaog7ljlC
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qiZp4D2W8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPAKLDGtwP
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRZ1uWxgBm
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7lUuIPmUw
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjovkTBPvtL
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMuIH2KrM2
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sB54mm9a9
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算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRp3NWSYai
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM3diSe8bS
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLovaJuRoN
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推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVhK6qMffx
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「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoVhj7hXq1
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3qLbhy2rL
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mXP9If8WR
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「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwagJIMIcPQ
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「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOJnCHCVGz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74iC88rJ4T
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjL9gtSdkl
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「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBzlt0tlet
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「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjoRVw53eY
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1fSwbjsU3
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBx8HHMAPe
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0znEaR90W
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmSA1dbtcJ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMdkO0Kgn9
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07di2czzbu
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOqQR77rLv
我個樣似好開心咩？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoP25Xk5i8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKF99AgPSW
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmdHrfP49n
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6huyecGRvT
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2U8eAfcXM
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWF5ueRtZz
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj66hgqJji
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCU0a4qwG1
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbPnpEXH9g
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTLNU0IX3B
「上次個哥哥？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnLL4WTXxy
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「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOymYxA4RX
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw19axjSDYC
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk5SLV6ste
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4IQO3wQyq
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnk3uhMzpk
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReMA0v72vZ
越黎越過份喇你．．．808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNNvnhdzzi
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姓趙嘅。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcH6YP4jL9
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ69BQUo3n
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9jazLJaev
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwnp0Xcnub
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBF5KmbuK2
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSsUXNVNf6
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3ymPN6Suh
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點解呢？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg98aJ9pFQ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMKTGffs3y
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOTW2dPxA5
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydYLhmqz0G
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGPKkOMtnI
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBu6Oo8lVV
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6KpPrIPv4
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyBp3lE2Ct
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtXa2lr3OD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidl4LwnBv5
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQejpbV35P7
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA5FleBDWT
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EtFtcC8xF
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMfS4yoB4J
其實我都知道點解。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcG4whAz8R
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgisrRO63c
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqa4cQbOIO
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2jPn7QuhA
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcwHS7EPSQ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cwvk66M87
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSQagK5tak
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e5sUexYYT
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjQ2jkXpGg
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Emi0909MK
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMPEiz4WTo
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHgPVJtZfQ
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ60rNotYE
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCoWZviALa
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4iTU2b85f
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgQu8qiUj1
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2RotZemsu
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYe5WiXSiE
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaWE6GX5HL
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJcHc1FAgh
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FTqCVOLSF
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorOCiI5Vhx
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwv7ECzPu0
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNFJqQ4QXf
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrzGGhn4II
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLeX8YnhBc
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808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lqeIF0BrX
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tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCluXyCrXe0
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfzJNq33Nb
呢個人真係唔識情趣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkW6ia9Gem
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOebYTHaIt
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbniFf0frv
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxdv7V08P4
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWhMhe2nW8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMxx27hosH
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjakx3XGFae
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOiJvNzef1
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgyr758KGe
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUZlExpUZ9
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUx7KBl6Kd
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMUUaGGErH
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIl5hAg2OmD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUq20QdEY2
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz7uHNdXnC
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXxwJmfoS8
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs6jnsjJHB
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLgUb2CPeV
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpnqqh62WY
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrywJlM6J0
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGNtBZqcHu
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3CQsTWZS9
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCX39j85mj
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3rIeK5SBt
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnqocr3K9p
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQzY6CyG65
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8WmDy6vM4
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