咔——862Please respect copyright.PENANABRbpMXDvEn
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推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。862Please respect copyright.PENANAaemSIq5npS
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。862Please respect copyright.PENANAdkJuqFN9HZ
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。862Please respect copyright.PENANA0inmnJPKEx
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喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?862Please respect copyright.PENANAbbfP7KP00o
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「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。862Please respect copyright.PENANAVWOwZaGXFh
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大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!862Please respect copyright.PENANA5btZVfUeld
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」862Please respect copyright.PENANAYRn0KMKH03
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我嘗試解釋道。862Please respect copyright.PENANAsP5AJ7modx
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。862Please respect copyright.PENANA1PcqmTkDOn
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「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。862Please respect copyright.PENANAQM4GBLzEOb
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老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。862Please respect copyright.PENANAWnsujAuIqM
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「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。862Please respect copyright.PENANA5TaTilIG1r
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兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?862Please respect copyright.PENANAVAV6CIUvL0
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「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。862Please respect copyright.PENANA4IedhOTE2E
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。862Please respect copyright.PENANAXOoI0Ldpcs
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「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。862Please respect copyright.PENANA6TXlULnKgV
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「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。862Please respect copyright.PENANAja0m5zFg8a
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「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...862Please respect copyright.PENANAR2Sjz3HMfs
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「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。862Please respect copyright.PENANAxX0XN6hd1K
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「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。862Please respect copyright.PENANACGwiAcBh4I
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。862Please respect copyright.PENANA5DJ7mMAvhQ
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——862Please respect copyright.PENANAufat2JjRGH
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推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。862Please respect copyright.PENANAICvAMMRjFN
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「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。862Please respect copyright.PENANAunVUQu3ZZr
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對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。862Please respect copyright.PENANAQW0uUghajm
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「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」862Please respect copyright.PENANAJak73w85oz
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「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」862Please respect copyright.PENANAcZzB4ITI7b
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「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。862Please respect copyright.PENANA8zZTOqGl4V
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「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。862Please respect copyright.PENANA2OvUthCoDW
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「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」862Please respect copyright.PENANAs9Ho4SkKCN
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「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。862Please respect copyright.PENANACDbYo4hyJp
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。862Please respect copyright.PENANA6ySK34gKIA
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「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」862Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z9EYLTIeb
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我個樣似好開心咩?862Please respect copyright.PENANAbnMwQuoBlr
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「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。862Please respect copyright.PENANABrOnP6CqaD
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「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」862Please respect copyright.PENANAjn3ElqAxLQ
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「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。862Please respect copyright.PENANAyDTrqTb7z3
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。862Please respect copyright.PENANAv5U1jzUuK5
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「上次個哥哥?」862Please respect copyright.PENANAVbogt3woJD
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「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。862Please respect copyright.PENANAfj3NrdaMZv
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「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」862Please respect copyright.PENANAIghup1XIwZ
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聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。862Please respect copyright.PENANA8KTryRNxXI
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越黎越過份喇你...862Please respect copyright.PENANAVof4LKD1UP
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姓趙嘅。862Please respect copyright.PENANAwot5kMXyyN
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。862Please respect copyright.PENANAoNY6E73VJY
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「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。862Please respect copyright.PENANAMHPPfTY8w9
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。862Please respect copyright.PENANAsb4Gv0sob7
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。862Please respect copyright.PENANAyaR9cZA1ps
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點解呢?862Please respect copyright.PENANACDrnckfwM2
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」862Please respect copyright.PENANAZxazleRlvj
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「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」862Please respect copyright.PENANAm21RjWrqaz
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Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。862Please respect copyright.PENANAGHuRbCqAgK
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開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。862Please respect copyright.PENANAgRkWkXtKKy
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書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。862Please respect copyright.PENANAdqp3K45k67
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係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。862Please respect copyright.PENANAOuM6QIF8sF
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其實我都知道點解。862Please respect copyright.PENANA2RQbN1E42a
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。862Please respect copyright.PENANAdzcPGbn6jb
862Please respect copyright.PENANAXW84dHWu4q
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。862Please respect copyright.PENANA6TtKluZ7RI
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我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。862Please respect copyright.PENANAnqoBZvftQk
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tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!862Please respect copyright.PENANA8JgniDYo3C
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nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?862Please respect copyright.PENANAVGpz2SfSrS
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?862Please respect copyright.PENANAKHo3VEmfeP
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tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。862Please respect copyright.PENANAhdMM6OFjSe
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Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。862Please respect copyright.PENANAqVvlqPbUCQ
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nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~862Please respect copyright.PENANANlW0zWukPl
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tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!862Please respect copyright.PENANAilknwMIpvv
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nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!862Please respect copyright.PENANAuvIb6croDO
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。862Please respect copyright.PENANAtM3YPqdEz1
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。862Please respect copyright.PENANAjiJBuS96Kp
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!862Please respect copyright.PENANARsUBE3IPS0
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。862Please respect copyright.PENANAwS1tneanQ9
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tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。862Please respect copyright.PENANAhjvOrYAATC
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乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。862Please respect copyright.PENANAGMcAyEB0LB
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tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。862Please respect copyright.PENANAeDHXW8BUAW
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呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。862Please respect copyright.PENANAFliuac0byx
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nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!862Please respect copyright.PENANAWVYnPN3zzd
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tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。862Please respect copyright.PENANASKdyP9pnMr
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nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!862Please respect copyright.PENANAJO2lRUF7j1
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雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。862Please respect copyright.PENANAILklA41UwM
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tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。862Please respect copyright.PENANAAt1sVXO4B4
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。862Please respect copyright.PENANAC9ixyqq4uL
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!862Please respect copyright.PENANAxMTaH2txwP
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我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!862Please respect copyright.PENANAGwdrnyYCKW
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。862Please respect copyright.PENANAv3XPM1Dfl9
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———862Please respect copyright.PENANA2byAuwqqfK
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!862Please respect copyright.PENANADrMXIkSvRV
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。862Please respect copyright.PENANAryI1cXAJi1
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。862Please respect copyright.PENANAhxsBtdivgY
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tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!862Please respect copyright.PENANAGiPmvKupqn
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。862Please respect copyright.PENANAXMN5caTm9v
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。862Please respect copyright.PENANAIkZzxiTpId
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。862Please respect copyright.PENANAZfzIZEI1FU
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係愛阿?定係責任呢?862Please respect copyright.PENANAIzEtq1at9q
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。862Please respect copyright.PENANAsrfeLO05HX
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口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——862Please respect copyright.PENANAn72qrw6BFq
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百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。