咔——808Please respect copyright.PENANAEeY07H3KVg
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推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。808Please respect copyright.PENANANFRcnIO8oW
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。808Please respect copyright.PENANABntxNzWS51
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。808Please respect copyright.PENANAjS0W9eZBRX
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喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?808Please respect copyright.PENANAylN0cV5Ps4
808Please respect copyright.PENANACg2kdR741Y
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。808Please respect copyright.PENANAQnzC6yNpYB
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大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!808Please respect copyright.PENANA9FoBon2NPo
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我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」808Please respect copyright.PENANAfoUjYuOjMM
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我嘗試解釋道。808Please respect copyright.PENANABRAgZGidsg
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。808Please respect copyright.PENANAvd5VN5vYTK
808Please respect copyright.PENANAhrHpnoZMLy
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。808Please respect copyright.PENANAXy2mQ3l7Oo
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老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。808Please respect copyright.PENANA01vnsRiyza
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「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。808Please respect copyright.PENANAnda7YUpwpp
808Please respect copyright.PENANA6rcpsSDYAG
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?808Please respect copyright.PENANA4am4D6koU9
808Please respect copyright.PENANAcC0x9F1ykJ
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。808Please respect copyright.PENANAq8l9Cxtovz
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我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。808Please respect copyright.PENANAvFmgafb2AX
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「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。808Please respect copyright.PENANA9rbwQIyWIP
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「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。808Please respect copyright.PENANA1qiZp4D2W8
808Please respect copyright.PENANANPAKLDGtwP
「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...808Please respect copyright.PENANALRZ1uWxgBm
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「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。808Please respect copyright.PENANAjovkTBPvtL
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「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。808Please respect copyright.PENANA9sB54mm9a9
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。808Please respect copyright.PENANAyRp3NWSYai
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——808Please respect copyright.PENANASLovaJuRoN
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推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。808Please respect copyright.PENANAtVhK6qMffx
808Please respect copyright.PENANACLnqm8HBmA
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。808Please respect copyright.PENANAhoVhj7hXq1
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對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。808Please respect copyright.PENANA5mXP9If8WR
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「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」808Please respect copyright.PENANAwagJIMIcPQ
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「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」808Please respect copyright.PENANAhOJnCHCVGz
808Please respect copyright.PENANA74iC88rJ4T
「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。808Please respect copyright.PENANAtjL9gtSdkl
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「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。808Please respect copyright.PENANAbBzlt0tlet
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「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」808Please respect copyright.PENANACjoRVw53eY
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「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。808Please respect copyright.PENANAwBx8HHMAPe
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而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。808Please respect copyright.PENANAzmSA1dbtcJ
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「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」808Please respect copyright.PENANA07di2czzbu
808Please respect copyright.PENANAuOqQR77rLv
我個樣似好開心咩?808Please respect copyright.PENANAMoP25Xk5i8
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「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。808Please respect copyright.PENANADmdHrfP49n
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「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」808Please respect copyright.PENANAR2U8eAfcXM
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「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。808Please respect copyright.PENANAIj66hgqJji
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。808Please respect copyright.PENANAbbPnpEXH9g
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「上次個哥哥?」808Please respect copyright.PENANAWnLL4WTXxy
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「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。808Please respect copyright.PENANAKOymYxA4RX
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「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」808Please respect copyright.PENANAMk5SLV6ste
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聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。808Please respect copyright.PENANACnk3uhMzpk
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越黎越過份喇你...808Please respect copyright.PENANAmNNvnhdzzi
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姓趙嘅。808Please respect copyright.PENANAfcH6YP4jL9
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。808Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ69BQUo3n
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「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。808Please respect copyright.PENANAkwnp0Xcnub
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。808Please respect copyright.PENANAxBF5KmbuK2
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平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。808Please respect copyright.PENANAP3ymPN6Suh
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點解呢?808Please respect copyright.PENANALg98aJ9pFQ
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「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」808Please respect copyright.PENANAVOTW2dPxA5
808Please respect copyright.PENANAydYLhmqz0G
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」808Please respect copyright.PENANAtGPKkOMtnI
808Please respect copyright.PENANAgBu6Oo8lVV
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。808Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6KpPrIPv4
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開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。808Please respect copyright.PENANAdtXa2lr3OD
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書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。808Please respect copyright.PENANAQejpbV35P7
808Please respect copyright.PENANAoA5FleBDWT
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。808Please respect copyright.PENANA1EtFtcC8xF
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其實我都知道點解。808Please respect copyright.PENANAjcG4whAz8R
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可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。808Please respect copyright.PENANAAqa4cQbOIO
808Please respect copyright.PENANAR2jPn7QuhA
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。808Please respect copyright.PENANAAcwHS7EPSQ
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我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。808Please respect copyright.PENANAlSQagK5tak
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tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!808Please respect copyright.PENANAGjQ2jkXpGg
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nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?808Please respect copyright.PENANAoMPEiz4WTo
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我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?808Please respect copyright.PENANAHHgPVJtZfQ
808Please respect copyright.PENANArJ60rNotYE
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。808Please respect copyright.PENANAZCoWZviALa
808Please respect copyright.PENANAO4iTU2b85f
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。808Please respect copyright.PENANAZgQu8qiUj1
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nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~808Please respect copyright.PENANAEYe5WiXSiE
808Please respect copyright.PENANASaWE6GX5HL
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!808Please respect copyright.PENANATJcHc1FAgh
808Please respect copyright.PENANA5FTqCVOLSF
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!808Please respect copyright.PENANAorOCiI5Vhx
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我仲要send多張圖俾佢。808Please respect copyright.PENANAUNFJqQ4QXf
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千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。808Please respect copyright.PENANAMLeX8YnhBc
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!808Please respect copyright.PENANACluXyCrXe0
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呢個人真係唔識情趣。808Please respect copyright.PENANAjkW6ia9Gem
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tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。808Please respect copyright.PENANAlbniFf0frv
808Please respect copyright.PENANAxxdv7V08P4
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。808Please respect copyright.PENANAcWhMhe2nW8
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tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。808Please respect copyright.PENANAjakx3XGFae
808Please respect copyright.PENANAtOiJvNzef1
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。808Please respect copyright.PENANAVgyr758KGe
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nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!808Please respect copyright.PENANAiUx7KBl6Kd
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tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。808Please respect copyright.PENANAIl5hAg2OmD
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nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!808Please respect copyright.PENANARz7uHNdXnC
808Please respect copyright.PENANAxXxwJmfoS8
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。808Please respect copyright.PENANAHs6jnsjJHB
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tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。808Please respect copyright.PENANAzpnqqh62WY
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我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。808Please respect copyright.PENANAjGNtBZqcHu
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睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!808Please respect copyright.PENANAVCX39j85mj
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我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!808Please respect copyright.PENANAhnqocr3K9p
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所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。808Please respect copyright.PENANAyQzY6CyG65
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———808Please respect copyright.PENANAq8WmDy6vM4
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!808Please respect copyright.PENANAl916qZLG61
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。808Please respect copyright.PENANAfblKJOt0Ef
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。808Please respect copyright.PENANALLMf515q11
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tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!808Please respect copyright.PENANAzrUgv3qeJq
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。808Please respect copyright.PENANAN5p3KARSTH
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。808Please respect copyright.PENANA4MMVeINM2o
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。808Please respect copyright.PENANAe4tTgzXDCu
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係愛阿?定係責任呢?808Please respect copyright.PENANAOnoxrXYiEW
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。808Please respect copyright.PENANAu809N9WJmZ
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口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——808Please respect copyright.PENANAGTmBYbKDeU
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百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。