時間過得好快，呢段時間我過得十分之舒適，雖然係fifa上俾人魚肉，但因為阿均份人不嬲比較靜，唔會問長問短、八呢八路，所以我地兩個人都相安無事。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInIF4yGGwD
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而正當我係房到俾阿均用車路士虐待時，熟悉既門鈴聲響起，我頓時感覺到後背一冷，呢個廿幾度既新年你都係第一次覺得咁寒，就好似有陣冷風吹過背脊！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDMuRME8dh
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來了，他們來了——！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8xQFoQFq2
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唔洗玩cso我都聽到呢個經典背景聲效。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0DRtadjrm
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「喂，細妹！媽子、大妹同埋阿信到未？」大舅既聲音極具穿透力，就算係房到都可以聽到佢把聲，都成五張幾都依舊咁有中氣。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL77ZvDuop8
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我同阿均都停低場比賽，急急腳跑番出廳，大舅身為家族同輩長子，係除左婆婆之外會令你地所有後生一輩都比較肯聽教聽話既對象。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib3NkjOdRt
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阿信係細舅個名，而阿姨係家族最細個女，大妹就自然係我老母。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlChI1ciAbD
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我地曾經試過掛住打機冇即刻出黎問好而俾小「依依哦哦」左大半日，我有時都唔知點解佢呢種乜都要計一餐既人可以搞到盤好生意，做判頭做到發。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5vUG2XxLO
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或者係香港呢個地方，就係要斤斤計較先可以成功掛？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfsgPi0QCj
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「其他人都未到呀，都未十二點，係你地早左黎咋！」阿姨答道。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2z8rHoaGla
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「呀，唔係啵，明仔到左囉。佢同我仔係入面打緊機！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF3hGR0NE3
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「唉呀，兩個衰仔呀！阿舅父舅母黎到都唔出黎叫聲人。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RFDjs8xdF
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好在我同阿均夠快手出到黎，佢句野未講完就已經跑左出黎，而同時阿茵同Tiffany都自動自覺跟埋黎，大家聚左係廳到。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbYmQ1OSqE
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「大舅父、大舅母，早晨！」大家同聲同氣。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy46BInulBu
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「岩喇，你地黎得好，一陣阿樂上黎你地幫我好好講下佢！個衰仔家陣成日有女朋友就唔記得頭家！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FTWAb6SkI
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「乖呀，你地自己去玩喇，唔洗理你個舅父喇。」大舅母打停左佢老公準備展開既一場演講，幫我同阿均甩難。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52RyGor4rZ
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深明大意，呢啲就係人性既光芒呀！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBTBZoUDqs
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「唉～～呢位靚女係？」大舅母望住Tiffany，然後又望望阿均，印象中阿均佢女朋友明明係外國人黎架。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORvsv2uc1o
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「均仔呀，乜你未婚妻Grace連人種都變埋？」大舅父自覺好笑咁講，講完仲好期待咁望住我地俾反應佢。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq3xPG7PMI
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不過回應佢既係死水咁既一片寂靜。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgSYOj4xXY
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阿均無言咁指左指我，然後Tiffany再一次展露出爆滿既女友力，直接翹住我手臂，然後露出一個大大既笑容。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnOsUEgTCo
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「舅父、舅母好，我係明仔女朋友，Tiffany。」佢將個頭側一側靠左係我手臂。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPY5xdqi1b
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「下！唔——」正當大舅父一邊o咀，一邊準備開炮時，佢感覺到自己老婆放係大脾上既手好似開始出力。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyyZVq8e59
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「唔———唔錯呀！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs7FwYwIZ2
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我意識到佢本身想講既一定唔係呢句，大舅父直接將個「唔撚係呀」改做「唔錯呀」，轉軚轉得仲快過秋名山車神。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVnLsR4weH
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「幾好呀，郎才女貌！」一向以和氣著稱既大舅母簡單咁幫大家作結，而隨住時針指向正午十二時，連串既門鈴聲響起。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCCvJ0TqGI
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大舅既獨仔阿樂拖住女朋友最先達陣。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4uUcB8kOW
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阿樂以前都同我一樣係毒男，鍾意打機、動漫、美劇，明明高中個時仲每星期係到同我討論緊毒撚野，最記得佢屋企放哂成個櫃既「拉打」玩具同高達模型，佢以前明明最執著既問題係到底鐵球算唔算係高達機體既一種同埋鋼鍊算唔算係二千年後冇辦法被超越既神作。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jnEgyaO74
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但自從上左大學之後，佢就少左同你兩個表兄弟溝通，將成副身心都投放去大學生活，慢慢變左典型蒲精大學男仔，周圍玩、周圍食、周圍蒲。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzW03bcxZE
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雖然冇乜同佢吹水打機，但係係fb同ig上高都可以見到佢既上莊相同出遊相，佢既生活簡單少少應該用以下佢既常用tag就可以解釋哂。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkmFWVruIZ
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#搏盡無悔927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtKJjYjeWw
#第十六屆 927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlPzGtI7Zs
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#有你班宿友真好927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2YGcsSHso
#馬料水車神927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJAJOYrkEo
#今晚不醉無歸927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCpFTTMx9Z
#深圳927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3A6fAAiUH
#family 927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCww2lJJuao
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簡單、清楚、易明既馬料水學生生活，而佢係呢半年最多既tag已經變左係#mylove，成個ig都係同個位「ig女神」女友既合照。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLLmS8v0rU
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阿樂女朋友係而家好興個種韓風女，乜尻都要夠修身，著親都係緊身衫同緊身褲。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfwk2uv0VI
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「喂，咁多位早晨～」阿樂行左入黎，佢而家連說話既語氣都要帶住陣yooo味。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4Vp7agohL
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「未同你地介紹，呢位係我女朋友，Kitty。」佢展露出高高在上既姿態向住我呢個方向講野。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq2Uxuly2G
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雖然已經係ig望過佢女朋友好多次，但係真人見到都係第一次。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXdR9vcvG6
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呢位ig女神真係唔講得笑，終於明白點解佢可以引到阿樂投放咁多錢同心血落去，單係個對俾小背心包到就黎要爆出黎既「大奶奶」都已經夠哂殺食，係所有宅男心入面最鍾意既野。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOl5LoHgxG
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唔係！呢對玫寶應該話係全部有住正常男性基因既人所追求緊既野！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U0zfVCFuw
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而正當我眼甘甘咁望住人地女朋友時，突然感覺到腰部既肉好似俾人扭左下，轉身望向背後，只見tiffany用一個有少少陰沉既笑容望住我，佢突然拉低我個身。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI4tFSev5W
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呢次係兩個人第一次靠到咁埋，佢係我耳邊細細聲輕語：「阿明仔呀，做戲都唔該你交足戲好嘛。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zMu88kyfD
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居然要淪落到俾位ptgf話自己唔似男朋友，我應該都係史上第一人．．．927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMKgrLUoqZ
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而本來以勝利者既姿態望住我講野既阿樂好似有啲錯愕，點解表哥阿明身邊會有個咁既靚女！？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaxV7epsp5
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而且佢兩個點解會咁親密架！？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuvZMJsNzE
見到阿樂望住你既神情好似有啲古怪，我先醒起我未同佢介紹Tiffany。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeawHC4Ad8
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「呃，呢位係我女朋友Tiffany。」我指住身邊既Tiffany向阿樂介紹，只見Tiffany禮貌性咁向住阿樂點點頭，但對住你依然係扁住咀，好似愛理不理咁，西住面唔想同你講野。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmYAp321Nr
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我只可以對住阿樂苦笑，然後見佢攬住女友膊頭繼續係面前發光發亮。我都懶得再同佢一較高下，決定先處理好眼前仲嬲緊我既Tiffany。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYSzuUXU4d
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我一時之間都唔知佢係因為港女性格而西我面，定係太過於投入女朋友呢個身份上，對於呷醋既把握得咁精準。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeeRn7QEu6
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「喂，唔好嬲喇，笑番個呀喂。」唔敢再望阿樂女友Kitty，我決定要氹番Tiffany，對方身為我今日名義上既伴侶，點都要做到好好睇睇。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjTh058Zis
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我運轉成個大腦去思考一個可以引到佢笑既方法，睇黎只可以使出我既必殺技。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJVRJgQCRt
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由十三歲中一俾老表點左上高登，到而家連登，我縱橫兩登近十年，邊有可能手頭下冇番兩個拿手好笑話先得架？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBro8snINnM
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「喂喂，Tiffany，我問你個iq題好唔好？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyC2KiwrFN
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「哼。」Tiffany入戲太深，擰轉頭望向第二面唔想理我。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLv4pefhAq
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「喂，小雅，我問你個iq題好唔好？」Tiffany聽到小雅兩個字之後好似反射動作咁轉身望向你，之後先發現自己好似中左招，有小小惱羞咁睥住我。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIsYetCluG
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果然我老死阿健教既招式好岩用。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VEHAgsCR6
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「好多女仔平時同屋企人既稱呼都會係個名最尾隻字加個小或者阿，如果兩個人嘈交，然後對方唔理你時，你換下稱呼喇，佢實會一時轉唔切，然後又應你機。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0J6sy2hhX
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記得當初阿健講完之後，成班豬朋狗友都好似受教無窮，只有我當正佢尻嗡，點知原來呢招真係work架啵。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4vngQo98c
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「點呀又？」Tiffany咀嘟嘟咁，仲有幾分餘怒。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHH1n7jB0L
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「有一日曹操同劉備一齊向王上告狀，劉備同曹操都係到喊哂口叫冤，兩個人都話自己係好人清官黎。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92KbnOc3gC
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「咁呢個時候個太監就話佢地兩個入面有一個係奸臣貪官，但係就唔知邊個係清白，但王上好快就定斷到邊個係忠、邊個係奸，你估下邊個係？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPvoWMJhdF
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「咁緊係曹操係壞人喇，挾天子以令諸侯呢句野人人都識喇！不過我唔覺得佢係奸臣，呢種人叫梟雄會好少少。」tiffany突然轉入一個正經mode，仲諗住同我分析下點解會選擇阿滿做壞人。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm86A6oHHdB
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閘住！閘住！！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj9JFpUxyP
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我拿拿林停低佢，唔可以俾成件事跑錯線！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFHbzZpjB2
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「唔岩呀，係劉備先係壞人！」我極快咁已經將個答案爆出黎，如果再俾佢牽住我行，實仆硬街。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0wNlT5KkO
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呢個時候，上開兩登既阿均已經露出一個看透世事既表情望住你地。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIzG4CX9qe
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而我則已經將一早搵定save係手機既相片拎出黎。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXbMdXFseE
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「咩？斷我衣食猶如殺我爹娘？」Tiffany望住張相第一件事唔係諗到曹生，而係直接落句caption，媽！呢位女子真係思路非凡呀！！！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2tan3qggV
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「曹永廉．．．曹永廉．．．曹永廉！哈哈，你真係痴線架，點會諗到喧無聊既野。」過左成十秒佢終於get到笑點，然後對住我揞住口笑。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ509ruuzqok
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