Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajCI9sVXk3
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oaXEkg1ET
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMB1ACt5eW
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78U4Ix5JGt
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4jKFnpkd4
*draws a dead person*382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8uUtQpLke
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXA63mUCN9
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRpNCmPS4X
Cycling? [Silence]382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wm7P22q9s
Breathe? [Silence]"382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpObQwxBkJn
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J4ZjPWE5H
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBwXLMOhG5
Yes? Yeah, good answer.382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxCInDae5n
Liar."382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG269vEEis
*circles Algebra*382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxaBPdMbb4
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbyd2uvM9B
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi19Ygff8Js
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 382Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ445SCRYNG2
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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