Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpvRsKVXnZ
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVl4sorqgz
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r9LudazB3
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1WRK3hzKc
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByuerqqsmY
*draws a dead person*480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5RRR7vcVQ
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn900SsuVs
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUtZIULBE9
Cycling? [Silence]480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP8VXJOLgN
Breathe? [Silence]"480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccG76Lj2Bc
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9xQoIXtq7
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet24G6tN0S
Yes? Yeah, good answer.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX5PanpBh0
Liar."480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwAAl0ccvH
*circles Algebra*480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3HYwRX19E
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgDdLsYl8P
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoaTDk1zgd
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAzaWj6aIV
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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