Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLBFEgwPvS
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMOlNbWtDe
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"Bro, just do it!"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRAPNF2uKD
"Nah..."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYw7df2Q0c
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm3TLdGjLt
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3xJyRCe9i
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z8A7vYJ3q
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCgYMK4DMk
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLznV3f0NCy
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cU4EykUN7
"I said it- that swear word, maths."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujQpe4RG88
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1187IohWUR
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmghbwNWrWe
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9amkhpzdum
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUThQkexHz
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GqPv1Le43
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"Hey, what's your d like?"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KVwPewSnN
"Can I see your d?"502Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa88w15z4zg
"What, are you scared of my d?"
