Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1bNNA2QU4
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ45TiLnbl0
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"Bro, just do it!"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjenqTUfrK
"Nah..."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhgplXNDfx
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBaynoqvMM
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHI60zFSWq
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbKbYTJpZu
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwdvVTrrca
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUccYA9cOp
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46YXEbaC0E
"I said it- that swear word, maths."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZpwhh0HaW
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqYVNCllOp
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtJ8Tzchnc
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MIf4XalI0
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd5Cmbujfw
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmTewH3kkz
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"Hey, what's your d like?"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7iW13z7SP
"Can I see your d?"413Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqGsQEVpwF
"What, are you scared of my d?"
