Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ682e7cry7t
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2grL2FPCow
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"Bro, just do it!"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOzwEJHFiN
"Nah..."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlqYV6rZI9
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeATFz1kzTG
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmCxhP88SE
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh4IC8gGN0
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfINUUh78vt
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDibVRQp2wG
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LkBU79BDq
"I said it- that swear word, maths."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ssMVXzwnJ
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaJyW8mJ3Z
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGZvg7L7Cb
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9jKfDCqdH
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1dZ6Ffobc
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkigU8Kidu
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"Hey, what's your d like?"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNpuJE3afz
"Can I see your d?"542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsJkuFOqFk
"What, are you scared of my d?"
