Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqhCMovDFk
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCEsOoX89B
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"Bro, just do it!"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7BYCrsJRz
"Nah..."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCYyAR9v9E
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveHYU6AVuQ
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpzTRwyC0N
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7DByLT77L
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSMZeYAYyN
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmcuFtY9Lh
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogQwb285Ff
"I said it- that swear word, maths."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdGvSzjgrE
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qqdeZ6Ssi
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4qku29TPl
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyba2Io4RdU
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPyZQrJNnG
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheUxKTSOh0
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"Hey, what's your d like?"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGeYQhi7Nf
"Can I see your d?"458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx8ij5R1g1
"What, are you scared of my d?"
