Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student180Please respect copyright.PENANA1F9Wc78vn3
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer180Please respect copyright.PENANAhll19bYXy8
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student180Please respect copyright.PENANAWREY5qOdeo
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1180Please respect copyright.PENANAyKNNM6Iy9m
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.180Please respect copyright.PENANAO7ZeYtWmuS
*draws a dead person*180Please respect copyright.PENANAF2pmjvTr0g
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"180Please respect copyright.PENANALQU3YXOl3P
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 180Please respect copyright.PENANAX5GXslDvgv
Cycling? [Silence]180Please respect copyright.PENANABGrqntxSbJ
Breathe? [Silence]"180Please respect copyright.PENANAUiiWIaeyNB
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"180Please respect copyright.PENANAK3FAx9hy9r
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?180Please respect copyright.PENANAeIsHuVQsuj
Yes? Yeah, good answer.180Please respect copyright.PENANAYzMKdIoLnK
Liar."180Please respect copyright.PENANADNmB0X0DPT
*circles Algebra*180Please respect copyright.PENANAvvz7FYaDcY
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."180Please respect copyright.PENANAPDQVuyNh60
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."180Please respect copyright.PENANAANakXzrmyf
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 180Please respect copyright.PENANATw5EcWvUOE
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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