*The following includes actual questions from job applications and information one would usually put on a cover letter.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyPOqWKClQ
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Every day, I think about quitting my major, but I do this because I feel I don't have a choice. All the effort and suffering I'd been through would be for naught if I don't earn at least a solid amount of money, right?
What has motivated me to apply for a role at this company in this field?426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuQwjP3Fwe
Money. Social status. I don't want to fall behind. I don't want to feel like crap every time someone boasts about their assets, job or title when I don't have anything.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk4qdy7cwY
And I'm obviously applying to your company because I'm applying to every one available as backup.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuWqfN59vN
What unique skills can I bring to the field?426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp1w7J4IPO
I suppose I'm decent at anything that involves logic - calculations, algorithms of the such. Though I'm not outstanding like a lot of people, and I have an ingrained fear of hard work such that my core instinct is to avoid any sort of work I deem "difficult" until my violent fear of failure kicks in and I start to panic. That's right. The only "motivation" that really makes me work is panic.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wmFNF7Hnb
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I guess I'm very self-aware of my flaws, but I cannot for the life of me figure out a solution to them. However, since I despise all humans, I don't pay attention to anything around me and can't read the room. But I love working in teams so I don't die by myself, and I'm easy to work with as I'm polite, logical and friendly on the outside. Don't worry, I don't look at a human and immediately decide to hate their guts. Hating humans is nothing personal. Actually, the only thing I have going on for me are my people skills and how good I am at pretending to be passionate when I actually don't do shit. 426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35GpM0KKa1
I know I'm just a dime in a dozen, a hundred, or even a thousand. But please... I... I need to earn a lot of money... I might not have the grandest motivation nor have an amazing skillset, but...ugh...426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74u69XKCpB
Maybe I'm unsuited for life after all.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRkKpvVMww
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Extracurricular activities, experience, qualifications and grades?426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGi4fds76I
I did a few extracurricular activities, but nothing compared to most of my overachieving friends. I'm not a prefect or a leader of any big club, though I have experience in managing a team or two, and it was incredibly fun. Experience... I've done retail. Except I wasn't interested at all in what I was selling so I probably single-handedly dropped sales by 25%...426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAAY92gytG
I'm a qualified professional hater-of-humanity and procrastinator. My grades are lower than they should be. They're nothing special, but they aren't too low. If I tried harder, if I wasn't so instinctively afraid of hard work, if I had a real dream I'd do almost anything to reach... I'd probably have much higher grades. Well, I'd be much more successful. And I probably won't be writing this right now as I break down thinking about how much I hate my major and future job.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo99lypBLkR
Where would you see yourself in 5 years?426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNE3tEbzga
To be honest, I can't see myself in 5 years. Every week is hard for me to endure in my major, and I know that in the industry, it wouldn't be much different. How would I survive a month, much less a year or 5? I want to quit. I want a break, at least, to figure out what I should do. But I can't. Because then, I'll forget what I've learnt, and since I hate it, I won't study it, and I'll be rendered unqualified for any job in the field.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdk4gjQveJ
I wish I would be guaranteed to earn a lot of money doing something I'm good at. At least I'd know what I'm doing.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XYubDJtAQ
Every lecture,,, every assignment... I'm absolutely clueless to what is going on. 426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeCZGITuNh
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I don't want to live like this. But what can I do?426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdASxTI1e8
Studying... working... it's only a matter of reading words and writing it down. Following instructions. Figuring out what to do from what you wrote. But no matter how I convince myself, every fiber of my being is shouting at me, 426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP030Z9FPx
"I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT." 426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrl01uPTm8
I'm pathetic. Struggling with something so simple, living a life so privileged yet I'm like this. To be honest, I don't think I'm fit for this position at all.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxdpVd44Cm
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But I'll lie again.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMqpFpTCvl
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"I've always been passionate about solving problems the world has thrown at me, and as I'm a responsible person who works well in teams, I'm sure I'd be a great addition to your company."426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e1Yf8VYsQ
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Help me.426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEq7jmLKtw
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