Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66hwVe6oJ0
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16ySGPtsKo
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Usl3yNx8A
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wBuDdR1c6
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmUUFOzFGn
*draws a dead person*511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcRe8I0NYq
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEgf98ThqK
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs1FM0aPXj
Cycling? [Silence]511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkHoDg6xqW
Breathe? [Silence]"511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXle84vRNDA
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aCh35d0WP
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrjdZbcpFg
Yes? Yeah, good answer.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzgHDh2VIr
Liar."511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2s91ELg3M
*circles Algebra*511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1HJxgxZUb
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bxy5Ht7TK
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMyAmiMbCF
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R55iv4TdP
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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