Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPGeTIiKhE
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxbnYdLdqM
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGj2cVoUOH
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTynnECMViU
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExEVtlgBgn
*draws a dead person*479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1UGteQ60X
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFF6tBHLc3M
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kJa1Qly8O
Cycling? [Silence]479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7ci3h8w8A
Breathe? [Silence]"479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m0rfNwfQu
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8hmNj7Qlj
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUM1KBMSmK
Yes? Yeah, good answer.479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXxznLGB9S
Liar."479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOasRUnkhDy
*circles Algebra*479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmdixGxBbU
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsoS8qbXh9
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX902vuUNb1
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmJkNZFCh6
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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