Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3ylJcy9mR
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw2WdbK7lY
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTyeNzprvx
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeYQDoL5ZN
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTGl4MTj7T
*draws a dead person*384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqEhEbBf2J
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIrUWrCISl
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn4IgknI1e
Cycling? [Silence]384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Lrwpz52oV
Breathe? [Silence]"384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSVYcwqMFx
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDDSASrznE
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyamMzJgB4X
Yes? Yeah, good answer.384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUCGza3lG7
Liar."384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqi0riHtH5
*circles Algebra*384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHFwYpVqgo
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR75eEsEqJw
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ47V1nQ5Ov
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sj3gc1SXR
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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