Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOIDIYjtI2
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbmlVmB1Rf
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfau3gZ3yE
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5e95zwuWg
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ493DLbIWvw
*draws a dead person*442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡultnfsKwfm
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK94MCE1u2c
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNvjeFNyMk
Cycling? [Silence]442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpql6P2WDT
Breathe? [Silence]"442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXQHwiMGKy
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSM9F3QzW6
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXMnPRjYxo
Yes? Yeah, good answer.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpQutcNKWb
Liar."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTO8thyTn7
*circles Algebra*442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQhhyKTHrm
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWAgD7ovF2
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLwx0XJLU6
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUULBBfgNHZ
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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