Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXM1fImwoj
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZiMHfJbu0
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5LOa5mb7F
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibDP5xjP5X
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah0mMrhf8c
*draws a dead person*424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybinFGkOJR
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0Z65i6gBt
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BSHEZAeet
Cycling? [Silence]424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1cQc1Ll7x
Breathe? [Silence]"424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSsWe0kCF0
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzhZK3KT4e
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCEnQ8xZ0z
Yes? Yeah, good answer.424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HJf744T6a
Liar."424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbGNvH044C
*circles Algebra*424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLp1yqU4nl
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9COUJiOQG
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKiN4wppaN
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DB5e4hKLb
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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