Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student181Please respect copyright.PENANAbilotWSplI
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer181Please respect copyright.PENANAmkgBsOKFY2
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student181Please respect copyright.PENANAd1nxodNVur
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1181Please respect copyright.PENANAlLchvEDIL4
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.181Please respect copyright.PENANAbcUZT9zPLe
*draws a dead person*181Please respect copyright.PENANAPCtht3zfQI
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"181Please respect copyright.PENANATfFxW3WKIg
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 181Please respect copyright.PENANAg1anAXLzWo
Cycling? [Silence]181Please respect copyright.PENANAwzDtHpmVMU
Breathe? [Silence]"181Please respect copyright.PENANANpAs0V6CDD
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"181Please respect copyright.PENANAc6BobrPjFn
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?181Please respect copyright.PENANAoSyLD5vGp5
Yes? Yeah, good answer.181Please respect copyright.PENANAdk4vto3A4J
Liar."181Please respect copyright.PENANAs7FIEGIYn8
*circles Algebra*181Please respect copyright.PENANAEkW7ENVNnT
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."181Please respect copyright.PENANAk7Z13GRVOy
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."181Please respect copyright.PENANAAwXnkdYbpu
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 181Please respect copyright.PENANAgeFT4ZtFOb
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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