Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclxfShRdoR
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6JK87F2bH
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"Bro, just do it!"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxXVvfEHdY
"Nah..."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzIDyStLBk
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnHRk5IajN
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ605GW8OR6V
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYbM1FHVUj
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdbZ6aRoPo
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ87limEiB
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphm2YxLhzH
"I said it- that swear word, maths."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUvcU1TE5G
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3Q1v2yX6P
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvY1tLhRI1
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMffGrFtCG
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspdNenH8eu
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAPSk7yBlx
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"Hey, what's your d like?"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyllASa0qGT
"Can I see your d?"470Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOP73elrPI
"What, are you scared of my d?"
