陸sir聽到之後睥行我:「點解釋呀?」497Please respect copyright.PENANA6E4PW5IoGR
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「喂,你係咪玩嘢呀?」我將個波射返俾唐夕嵐。497Please respect copyright.PENANAmtGNuX9kFm
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「我而家問你呀!!你問佢做咩呀?!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAgVWHzZYsmk
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「…和泉紗霧係我鍾意嗰個動漫角,好未?」我死死氣講。497Please respect copyright.PENANAcoEwFUFP2N
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擾攘咗一輪,陸sir話我用字冇明顯性騷擾企圖,所以冇通知校長,只係叫我掉位坐算。497Please respect copyright.PENANAMrjgawsK5U
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之後,到我出去演講。497Please respect copyright.PENANABjZF9O7KWe
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羅凱撒遞個咪俾我,示意我開始。497Please respect copyright.PENANA1wuGJdNwz9
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我清吓喉嚨,原本諗住棒讀自己份政綱就算。497Please respect copyright.PENANAPnednxoTy6
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不過頭先俾唐夕嵐咁樣跣一跣,唔報吓仇硬係有啲唔gur。497Please respect copyright.PENANANhJ4xNlDCS
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所以,我將原來份講稿飛落地下:「我地要革新!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAIGGTvYeWuC
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在場每一對眼都望住我。497Please respect copyright.PENANA2qkHWU6iol
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「舊時代嘅政綱已經係過去嘅遺物!21世紀嘅學生唔再需要嗰堆用唔著嘅購物優惠!更加唔需要乜嘢文具雨具借用服務!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAKfY51Un48J
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我感受到來自唐夕嵐嘅怒視目光。497Please respect copyright.PENANAO31H1HeuJ9
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望住佢呢個樣,我更加意氣高昂:「我地需要嘅係一個打破舊有風格嘅校園,所以我當選學生會之後,會建議學校將插畫同輕小說創作列做必修科!仲有!將全校鐘聲改做和泉紗霧角色歌!仲有!將全校嘅PE褸換做和泉紗霧同款!最重要係!全校女同學返學都要cosplay和泉紗霧!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAkTNyihPUJk
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講完之後,全場靜咗幾秒。497Please respect copyright.PENANAHOsN6Abhuy
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除咗小悠依然一臉雀躍(佢由聽到我話將鐘聲換做和泉紗霧角色歌開始已經雙眼發光),現任學生會成員、陸sir、杜朋也同唐夕嵐不約而同地用一副「你做乜鳩阿」嘅表情望住我。497Please respect copyright.PENANAT3krJAtqSx
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「…多謝。」一陣尷尬油然而生,我趕快向大家鞠躬,然後返埋位。497Please respect copyright.PENANAmNLi9waJai
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「咳、高同學嘅演講內容我就不予置評,不過技巧上有以下幾點注意…」陸sir開始評論我頭先表現。497Please respect copyright.PENANAqwWQSkanXo
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但呢一刻嘅我,已經冇心機聽。497Please respect copyright.PENANAaGVHdkksC2
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我頭先做咗啲咩蠢事!!!!!!!!!!497Please respect copyright.PENANA12sJlEB47a
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我居然當住學生會同老師面前sell個九唔搭八政綱!!!!!497Please respect copyright.PENANAPDHsENvvpe
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我吐出一口代表社會性死亡嘅嘆息,將頭重重落喺眼前嘅長枱上。497Please respect copyright.PENANAW1Q2Z5phGb
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直到唔知幾時,羅凱撒宣佈解散:「多謝四位同學參與今次『學長學妹計劃』嘅試行版,為咗了解同學對呢個計劃嘅意見,稍後我地會派問卷俾大家做。」497Please respect copyright.PENANALBXg9paD74
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呼——終於完,終於唔使再見到唐夕嵐,呢個搞到我暴走嘅虛假初中生。497Please respect copyright.PENANAEcOEFbKzgV
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我快手執好書包,狗衝出學生會室。497Please respect copyright.PENANA1dZ1dwTt6h
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「阿帆!」小悠追咗上嚟。497Please respect copyright.PENANAp5lBmCLJOb
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「…快啲行,我想返屋企摺埋。」以沖淡頭先嗰段已經烙印喺我中學生涯嘅黑歷史。497Please respect copyright.PENANA3nYccZ8Jc5
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我拉起小悠隻手,想迅速逃離呢個尷尬現場。497Please respect copyright.PENANAUSU8gFalZ3
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點知佢話:「唔係呀!我嚟係想同你講,今日你自己返去先,我約咗朋也去車站前面買布甸食。」497Please respect copyright.PENANAYSGUTL7tLg
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「…布甸?」497Please respect copyright.PENANAI0MfOzvVVG
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「嗯!今日買一送一!」497Please respect copyright.PENANAXsXJFbIk3o
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呢個時候杜朋也出嚟,用隻又肥又粗嘅手抆住小悠衫尾:「我地行未呀?」497Please respect copyright.PENANAWTAEMgQshp
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「行啦行啦!再唔行就賣晒架喇!拜拜阿帆!」小悠好快同我揮手。497Please respect copyright.PENANAF7RrRpfmIk
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之後,兩條友哼住團子大家族,跳吓彈吓咁走咗。497Please respect copyright.PENANAqd1oUhXGQX
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…有異性(仲要係肥仔)冇人性。497Please respect copyright.PENANAcUilb6RL8G
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準備踏上孤獨嘅旅途時,一陣雜亂腳步聲從後追上。497Please respect copyright.PENANANw0wlYtMpE
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我轉身一睇,係憤怒值處於臨界點嘅唐夕嵐。497Please respect copyright.PENANAdX99DZ4tMm