《四格山悲歌》
昨天,62Please respect copyright.PENANAECL8gon4Gs
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,62Please respect copyright.PENANAsADbhYXQVZ
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,62Please respect copyright.PENANA5uUVkO4KPw
陽光灑在肩頭,62Please respect copyright.PENANAUDmuAXxvvk
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,62Please respect copyright.PENANAfG1DniiU0F
心裡只想著:62Please respect copyright.PENANA18AbFkwlRf
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,62Please respect copyright.PENANAnAh2xWyRjB
氣喘吁吁,62Please respect copyright.PENANAA8PVNH0Cit
雙腳開始發出警告:62Please respect copyright.PENANA9rzW5BhNJp
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,62Please respect copyright.PENANAFpOKKBxhLM
在汗水和喘息中,62Please respect copyright.PENANAGU4nys19Bb
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,62Please respect copyright.PENANAqSyfNKLxN9
風很大,心很滿,62Please respect copyright.PENANAwnff6gcRAl
我心想:62Please respect copyright.PENANAaRiTttcnuR
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。62Please respect copyright.PENANAtlaCoROlPv
每一個下坡,62Please respect copyright.PENANADDQPJ3a9R1
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,62Please respect copyright.PENANAGrxUcNgurr
我的靈魂開始出竅,62Please respect copyright.PENANA7C01y5NKl3
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!62Please respect copyright.PENANAVXIKjM6DU0
我高舉雙手,大喊:62Please respect copyright.PENANAd7HBmzsgIN
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,62Please respect copyright.PENANAiCqGaNdiEB
天花板在旋轉,62Please respect copyright.PENANAx17j7i9tXy
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:62Please respect copyright.PENANATv9eGdbQJt
「別亂動。」
下床,62Please respect copyright.PENANAgXJER8Bwv7
一腳踩地,62Please respect copyright.PENANAONysEcwbqd
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;62Please respect copyright.PENANAz13nLVR2Mr
每踏一步,62Please respect copyright.PENANA9PWywVE3M9
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,62Please respect copyright.PENANABAvX5xmfDE
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。62Please respect copyright.PENANAnquyGMGLih
蹲下?不,62Please respect copyright.PENANAql44R9y2sh
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,62Please respect copyright.PENANAm6QwlMjLRm
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:62Please respect copyright.PENANAPy7mp115IQ
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?62Please respect copyright.PENANAJUXmkGWznF
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,62Please respect copyright.PENANAx5DkXUECBr
努力擠出一個微笑:62Please respect copyright.PENANAFqlb2Fejmu
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:62Please respect copyright.PENANAC11qhdjLMY
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」62Please respect copyright.PENANAXAolTHUVxf