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No Plagiarism!0EyLPXlJA4TmIWqVvkSgposted on PENANA 我被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍,這種精神酷刑,不是凡人所能承受。8964 copyright protection103PENANAA8c6avWyzO 維尼
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我抬頭,是南末大人。他穿著一身素白常服,正輕搖著那把永遠不合時宜的折扇,優雅地蹲下身來。8964 copyright protection103PENANAMQ6urXyhyP 維尼
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下一秒,另一個身影輕巧落在窗台上,是布丁大人。他嘴裡還叼著剛偷來的果乾,笑得很欠扁。8964 copyright protection103PENANAIKQDtOG7o8 維尼
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「三百遍是吧?來,分工合作,我一百,你一百,南末一百,半個時辰寫完,然後去偷吃御膳房新出的桂花栗糕,怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAcP8qAlStrS 維尼
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就這樣,我們三人開啟了分工模式。8964 copyright protection103PENANAxnRsHdCbCk 維尼
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南末抄字飛快,他的筆走龍蛇,氣勢萬千——雖然全是草書,估計只有他自己能看懂。8964 copyright protection103PENANAmxGfrcUPV6 維尼
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布丁抄得端正清秀,像是寫詩一樣優雅——問題是他邊寫邊在每一頁最角落畫小人玩飛天鞦韆。8964 copyright protection103PENANAf7DIwoucvt 維尼
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而我,認真對照他們倆寫的內容,把字疊在紙上重複描線,企圖營造「本人真誠悔過」的假象。8964 copyright protection103PENANA35D2VpIKGv 維尼
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那道熟悉的低沉聲音,從窗外悠悠飄來,像風一樣無聲無息。8964 copyright protection103PENANAJdDiXnrai4 維尼
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皮陛下手裡提著一盞燈,站在窗邊,燈火映在他冷靜的臉上,一字一句問得極其清楚:8964 copyright protection103PENANAsUbAQKyxI5 維尼
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當夜,我們三人被列為皇城作弊史上的首例集體連坐罰者。8964 copyright protection103PENANAPKiHCc2JGi 維尼
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我:抄寫《禮記》精選段落六百遍。8964 copyright protection103PENANAsy3tfKA7UR 維尼
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布丁:用標準字體再寫三百遍,而且不得偷懶草書。8964 copyright protection103PENANAWBk0RSmf6P 維尼
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南末則撐著下巴,望著窗外:「人類的本質,就是抄完這篇,還會犯下一篇。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAosTDyc8jZv 維尼
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團體作弊有風險,屁股連坐要謹慎。8964 copyright protection103PENANA8JLyKQLjsj 維尼
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和他們一起罰抄,比一個人痛快多了。8964 copyright protection103PENANA4MBraDJ4Ly 維尼
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哪怕是罰寫,也有點……開心呢。8964 copyright protection103PENANAsIHErylwzw 維尼
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