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我還特地查了食譜、抓了分量、畫了陣法(這是必要的,我堅信美食靠風水)。8964 copyright protection132PENANAw7GsiZE7Ki 維尼
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問題出在,我為了讓紫薯更快軟化,加了一點火藥引燃劑……136Please respect copyright.PENANAAhzKu1zuaL
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一聲「轟」響後,半個御膳房升起粉紅色煙霧。136Please respect copyright.PENANA8NmLGpUXjU
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御廚們尖叫,宮女們瘋狂奔逃,隔壁太醫院都被震出一地的藥罐。8964 copyright protection132PENANASv1VOhkyJ5 維尼
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布丁一臉認真:「我建議命名這次事件為『紫薯大爆炸』,很有藝術感。」8964 copyright protection132PENANAhINrHfHx2u 維尼
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「你們到底是來救我的,還是來寫墓誌銘的——!」我悲憤地叫。8964 copyright protection132PENANAXQ1qgtziXf 維尼
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皮陛下:拖去御前三掌,並限我「此後兩月不得靠近任何炊具三尺內」。8964 copyright protection132PENANAbafoxvXqIZ 維尼
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南末大人:罰我抄寫《太上炊道·火候篇》一百遍,並附心得。8964 copyright protection132PENANAAWIhZFGuhF 維尼
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布丁大人:給我畫了一張「貓貓煮爆廚房」的漫畫,還簽了名。8964 copyright protection132PENANAESGZJlDNzx 維尼
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但最可怕的是,我當晚還得端著一碗沒炸的紫薯湯,親手送給皮陛下。8964 copyright protection132PENANAzd6ptBquA9 維尼
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他喝了一口,沉默良久,說:8964 copyright protection132PENANADE1MapiD4e 維尼
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「味道還不錯……但你知道你剛炸沒了五隻雞、三條魚,還有——一個廚房嗎?」8964 copyright protection132PENANAkK0By5y9Rd 維尼
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