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No Plagiarism!7g7beV0GeYwWmvOviclZposted on PENANA 十歲那年,我沉迷製造。8964 copyright protection77PENANAWU1yoWNbI0 維尼
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不是什麼文雅小物,是能轟、能響、能炸出煙火的那種:小車、小傀儡、小煙火81Please respect copyright.PENANAnxfboAtZYo
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——甚至還偷偷記錄燃點、爆發曲線,還畫了張「試驗報告圖」。8964 copyright protection77PENANAoKiSmpyo5L 維尼
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某天,我偷偷上閣樓測試新混出的火藥比例,點火時一抖,點子走歪——8964 copyright protection77PENANA4mvM80ocHh 維尼
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整個閣樓像是被炸翻,煙灰狂飄,鳥群衝天,宮女嚇哭,侍衛拔劍狂奔。8964 copyright protection77PENANAOd8DurTb1N 維尼
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我滿臉黑灰,整個人像剛從地獄煙囪爬出來一樣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAcV5K1gHv1d
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才剛想溜,皮陛下踏煙而至。8964 copyright protection77PENANAZjAYyJcrPo 維尼
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他沒先發火,只沉聲問我一句:「你還好嗎?」8964 copyright protection77PENANAxXclZjb0dK 維尼
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我呆住,像根炸斷的柴棍點了點頭。8964 copyright protection77PENANAqspL3iv2gB 維尼
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他看了看我、又看了看被炸得天花板掉漆的閣樓,嘆了口氣——然後將我從地上拎起來,拖到長廊後面。8964 copyright protection77PENANAmz2PQsIdN5 維尼
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「你真的長本事了。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAYsIV35EPjD 維尼
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我眼睛一亮:「所以不罰我?」8964 copyright protection77PENANAhaSVC0Slsp 維尼
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「不,我說你該罰得更久。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAKwXjK5KkNj 維尼
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那聲比火藥還炸,差點把我靈魂送走。81Please respect copyright.PENANAxXmT3ZSzqJ
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這時,南末大人聞訊趕來,一邊推眼鏡一邊問:「爆炸中心在哪裡?煙霧角度我想分析一下。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAaf1lBig0OW 維尼
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布丁大人更離譜,他一邊從煙霧中拍照一邊嘖嘖稱奇:「這煙霧的延展弧度真好看,像雲彩。要不要拿來寫一首詩?」8964 copyright protection77PENANAtZXmDMetkM 維尼
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皮陛下盯著他們:「你們知道這孩子做了什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection77PENANAbWuFyQRlZH 維尼
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南末大人想了想:「她進步了。至少這次爆炸的燃點不偏,說明火藥拌得夠均勻。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAEFYrfxAztH 維尼
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布丁大人點頭:「我還幫她算了比重。她只是操作時緊張……手滑。」8964 copyright protection77PENANA0GoN86Yqkl 維尼
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皮陛下看著我,再看著他們,語氣很輕:「原來你們是共犯。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAFMmrxaIPJP 維尼
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後來才知道——我不是唯一涉案人。8964 copyright protection77PENANA4jRj1Q1xfO 維尼
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南末大人幫我計算火藥比例。81Please respect copyright.PENANA59xpGfYFRJ
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布丁大人還鼓勵我:「你可以加點胡椒粉,那個爆出來有煙又香,還能寫成詩。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAUQpszyZxGT 維尼
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結果他們也被叫去面聖。8964 copyright protection77PENANALAUPeDymdC 維尼
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但你知道嗎?!8964 copyright protection77PENANASQr620Qp65 維尼
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他們的處罰是——8964 copyright protection77PENANAZ9ClD1hGeb 維尼
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南末大人:抄《禁火條例》一遍(還是用他最愛的狼毫筆)81Please respect copyright.PENANATUlDWqAAWN
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布丁大人:禁吃甜點三日(期間還偷偷吃蜜餞,被宮女看到)8964 copyright protection77PENANAVnllNl7aOB 維尼
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而我呢?8964 copyright protection77PENANArYvMo6FBvp 維尼
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我被罰——8964 copyright protection77PENANAiLchDmUVyA 維尼
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手抄《禁火條例》三十遍8964 copyright protection77PENANAkc6yokyEnz 維尼
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畫出整張爆炸現場重建圖8964 copyright protection77PENANA2Q92TZcRa9 維尼
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每造一樣東西都要交三份安全報告8964 copyright protection77PENANAY5mxZJpBjR 維尼
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屁股痛了三天,連坐下來吃飯都用跪的8964 copyright protection77PENANAkZt0bMDgbd 維尼
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最氣的是他們還在我身後小聲說話——8964 copyright protection77PENANAycu16FKJhk 維尼
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布丁:「我們這叫什麼?叫激勵創造型教育。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAzhaX9K9OqS 維尼
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南末推了推眼鏡:「主要是她自己操作失誤。」8964 copyright protection77PENANArEN2ygip7n 維尼
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我:「……我操作你們倆個再來一遍?」8964 copyright protection77PENANAOOYxoL3KIR 維尼
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皮陛下站在一旁,聽見了,冷冷道:「很好,下次出事,你們三個一起罰。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAAeYZOpHlZ0 維尼
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布丁大人委屈得跟我說:「你那個煙火至少該有個名字,我要給它寫首詩,留名青史。」8964 copyright protection77PENANA5q77LqrqbY 維尼
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我趴在桌前寫報告,想了想,笑著說:「就叫它『被疼愛的代價』吧。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAqxWV7ucs0y 維尼
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從那天起,我知道了一件事——81Please respect copyright.PENANA91oRlob9hf
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「炸出煙火的,是我;81Please respect copyright.PENANAKrGC5CbEiK
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躺著中槍的,是我;81Please respect copyright.PENANAlwUS3EgAX4
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被疼得走路像鴨的,還是我。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAUJ59lwhUAH 維尼
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他們倆就像輕描淡寫地飄過,一個遞書,一個寫詩,只有我,被狠狠留在了教訓的火藥味裡。81Please respect copyright.PENANACpcQejfw8m
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那次,我的屁股痛了三天,走路都像踩著風箏線。8964 copyright protection77PENANAeFEIWMMKyC 維尼
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但我還是繼續造東西。81Please respect copyright.PENANA95FbtLaMa9
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但那之後,他沒有禁止我再碰那些危險玩意,只是加了兩個條件:8964 copyright protection77PENANAw8yxd79Tpb 維尼
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「每做一樣東西,就寫一份安全報告,詳細到能讓宮裡老頭子都看懂。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAeIfOHE65VB 維尼
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皮陛下說:「以後造什麼,都得讓兩位大人先簽字認可。」8964 copyright protection77PENANANXpolD4Y4m 維尼
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南末大人一臉嚴肅:「我要求加附技術圖。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAxMRiaNVlln 維尼
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布丁大人:「我要有命名權!」8964 copyright protection77PENANAU5xPgD7Z1e 維尼
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我:……8964 copyright protection77PENANAM9oi0AvMEj 維尼
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這兩個人,活像我搞事的官方後援會。8964 copyright protection77PENANALhD6R2Sydb 維尼
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我苦著臉點頭,卻在心裡偷偷高興:8964 copyright protection77PENANAftc6aNx49e 維尼
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這是我第一次從「搗蛋鬼」晉升為——被認可的麻煩製造者。8964 copyright protection77PENANA9UomNoB0Ms 維尼
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從此,閣樓變成我的實驗室;而皮陛下的處罰,變成了我理解世界的方式。8964 copyright protection77PENANADgesbxzXU9 維尼
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痛,還是痛。81Please respect copyright.PENANAhsZ4YxDgdh
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但那天,我知道了一件事——8964 copyright protection77PENANAYUx4pfkTrw 維尼
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原來,有些疼,是帶著愛的81Please respect copyright.PENANARW4pPIdF5Y
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因為我知道,皮陛下罵得再兇、打得再狠……他最後還是留下了我的報告圖,貼在了他書房的小牆上。8964 copyright protection77PENANAWGFHkfgyoe 維尼
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他說那句話時沒人聽見,只有我躲在門縫後面聽見——8964 copyright protection77PENANAvU7YFlu0uB 維尼
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「……她在學怎麼讓東西動起來,不是壞事。」8964 copyright protection77PENANAvRisgjxfOd 維尼
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我抱著我新做的煙火盒,躲在門後笑了。8964 copyright protection77PENANAfxKNFwsqLn 維尼
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哪怕被罵、被打、被罰得最慘——我知道他其實很驕傲。8964 copyright protection77PENANAjBE4mVI0dP 維尼
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