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我甚至還揣著它在御花園漫步,幻想自己是開國皇帝轉世,還對著花叢演講了一場小型登基典禮。8964 copyright protection95PENANAGQY8oYOQpu 維尼
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皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人,三人同時出現,表情像看到國家被劫持。8964 copyright protection95PENANAq4jWmItifF 維尼
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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection95PENANADg4OlpD0jM 維尼
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「臣……」我聲音發抖,「錯用聖物,今願當庭報告整起行動計畫,作為反例教材……」8964 copyright protection95PENANAMwwe34aDYG 維尼
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最後皮陛下總結:8964 copyright protection95PENANAbCRI5epKbF 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection95PENANAltOBaYgYJ0 維尼
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