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然後,我畫了個假通行章,裝成跑腿太監,跑到庫印房,把國璽「借」了出來。8964 copyright protection126PENANAtnjH61LUGk 維尼
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皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人,三人同時出現,表情像看到國家被劫持。8964 copyright protection126PENANA6N0nY3Vnwz 維尼
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皮陛下沒說話,只是抬手,做了個手勢——8964 copyright protection126PENANAhiUZSOtoFm 維尼
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不是朝會上的那種訓話,而是屁股受難版的訓話。8964 copyright protection126PENANAitWWDlzlIn 維尼
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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection126PENANA4CV220GnJf 維尼
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「臣……」我聲音發抖,「錯用聖物,今願當庭報告整起行動計畫,作為反例教材……」8964 copyright protection126PENANAt0fIYKLgec 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection126PENANAVYQHIXmn9C 維尼
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