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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection87PENANAC4W3NTyfEw 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection87PENANAsn6a6pJKTL 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection87PENANAwYIbBFoad9 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection87PENANA4JAGMu2vNO 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection87PENANANQ7Zgn6sPd 維尼
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