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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection125PENANAyN3xVmWURv 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection125PENANAxMaXyfxwmL 維尼
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