No Plagiarism!yoHfuDu5EIj8MAKJmtPuposted on PENANA 後來,我還真就當上了太監——不過是那種「沒有被閹」的版本,皮陛下欽點,名義上掛了個「特旨內監」的頭銜,職責涵蓋「掌控閣內秩序、調配膳食、巡查內侍、偶爾背鍋、經常被打」。8964 copyright protection140PENANA13tPVxT3mX 維尼
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最妙的是,因為不是正式內侍,皮陛下也不避諱我,反倒越發把我當成「貼身的外掛管理員」,什麼都丟給我:8964 copyright protection140PENANAc3AIi3mQA2 維尼
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我原本以為這會很累,但其實——8964 copyright protection140PENANAmBxCyGW7Ln 維尼
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真.爽.爆.了。8964 copyright protection140PENANAezZj5MtThk 維尼
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至此,「未閹太監」、「偽太監總管」、「皮陛下貼身神秘人」……各種外號紛紛在宮中傳開。8964 copyright protection140PENANAb3boGQTrVR 維尼
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而我,躺在屬於我的寢殿裡,一邊啃著糖葫蘆,一邊看著底下小太監訓練,心想144Please respect copyright.PENANA2iG2GYVCXv
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啊,人生哪,有幾次能這麼痛快地混過去?8964 copyright protection140PENANAbjR2RqPIz8 維尼
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