《四格山悲歌》
昨天,133Please respect copyright.PENANA7pTvzANe4h
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,133Please respect copyright.PENANAGHk7L6qwj2
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,133Please respect copyright.PENANA6kU1MwpQwN
陽光灑在肩頭,133Please respect copyright.PENANAOhG6XJJSCQ
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,133Please respect copyright.PENANASZh6gEHNMo
心裡只想著:133Please respect copyright.PENANAhfOeesemYC
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,133Please respect copyright.PENANAryrn0mWtPK
氣喘吁吁,133Please respect copyright.PENANAuNRqTqg86m
雙腳開始發出警告:133Please respect copyright.PENANAzLTDrboESS
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,133Please respect copyright.PENANArZ1J4tD776
在汗水和喘息中,133Please respect copyright.PENANAmlRdkp4bgJ
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,133Please respect copyright.PENANAhnREb4uArg
風很大,心很滿,133Please respect copyright.PENANAKvnpmfZYCt
我心想:133Please respect copyright.PENANAIyeq4YE5vD
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。133Please respect copyright.PENANAfJU8kNykIB
每一個下坡,133Please respect copyright.PENANAgychgz9mir
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,133Please respect copyright.PENANAFVLoQhdPI8
我的靈魂開始出竅,133Please respect copyright.PENANAXhWMIjob3a
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!133Please respect copyright.PENANArL9NfHG3Jr
我高舉雙手,大喊:133Please respect copyright.PENANAcH0YqPGpHp
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,133Please respect copyright.PENANATbgggOdiza
天花板在旋轉,133Please respect copyright.PENANAimiU94c3Vc
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:133Please respect copyright.PENANAF6ZpvUZuyk
「別亂動。」
下床,133Please respect copyright.PENANAxZDsvjZqgc
一腳踩地,133Please respect copyright.PENANApjdubySo0l
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;133Please respect copyright.PENANAzlmUFsK9dO
每踏一步,133Please respect copyright.PENANA2QyM76Ag0M
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,133Please respect copyright.PENANAjoUuFZPl4M
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。133Please respect copyright.PENANAG4vURJe3t3
蹲下?不,133Please respect copyright.PENANAMgEXjVczSn
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,133Please respect copyright.PENANACBxpaMW7Sy
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:133Please respect copyright.PENANAr2mG4ZitRl
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?133Please respect copyright.PENANAacnTVd1VtI
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,133Please respect copyright.PENANAUsOheMePGu
努力擠出一個微笑:133Please respect copyright.PENANAhVSp3Hz7Cs
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:133Please respect copyright.PENANAIKpkbolhTo
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」133Please respect copyright.PENANAWMtRpNYvDY