傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8yeJPelOM
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DMlSwe7UV
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzL1QKKx5R
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBVlOouU4Y
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FFvZcc7mE
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNabGaRNaB3
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPCZeNT8dI
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG4j5hKTGS
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2GAt7xA5X
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQonRbLSuty
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSA78vvPoZ
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl49NH95ZdF
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrsAMnrEuU
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpDtePPDSD
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAfXEHPEJ8
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKiiTLXR0M
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5Wc5IQJOT
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3ZRufW8lE
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IlKwkQsuC
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo05LU3tTO
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUZ9a4KJiM
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm3HGQkvDG
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDaioRPiuk
第一式，掃理老墓536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNas3PBoL0
第二式，掃溝里興536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8yDNFhV2C
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSJUwHDUOu
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetXdRotwzt
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XEEsDPCre
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSmNtTzNNK
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYVooIQjER
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQxsT3JpGn
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpLyHI4tXM
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAJKl7at08
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9PlzmBs2h
我可以肯定左一樣野...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1dnxiaX6f
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqsRXjHBMn
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXdN6KP9xT
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5voq0gMkmu
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmj5XfBFHC
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hxXVEb0pg
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFXHtK5Y1t
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIawbX0B8n
（啪啪啪～)536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGHoHNMebA
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKjxSoKOm6
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9b2dmZ5xr
「做乜你響度既？」我問。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJlnIQ5sfS
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMqiVoFJDT
「哼。」師父。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUJLCZFCdy
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh57KzJByX
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0LNZGYIh8
「余小欣！？」我問。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DFpivYyJX
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJw5OE3PKo
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OaGiYFh15
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VnMM1D5Nd
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37Yq7l6hzD
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePavCmnpU6
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ598DtyEPvK
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR1hLt6lU1
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9traGuMaY
「OK，出發！」536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEZrWGug7y
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWXfU3kHzj
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO763OMzPrY
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 536Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilgIfo7JHw
