「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFFv84oycc
睡彭無奈，但係…586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJOLIHJnD7
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同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o1dqhcoVu
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09oZcNH7Zf
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1myuq3klh
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「同你地一樣。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZrCLxLjro
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh28cL70Gww
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7eUruUawp
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzgyZdipJA
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNlPZG3ELM
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqlFlhYbky
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqiwAlXwT7
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6SY5L2KlQ
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRApdJX8Da
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmpj5Hg6gO
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ5zQNNWFd
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnXiH8jQ8e
「咁你呢？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd44SWGvIF0
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovugA2gUpI
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWsTZ8dCS6
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2eiEF3Kob
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwn1J8grtX
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDjcGfQuWQ
半小時之後…586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gM8c440LU
… (我地仲等待緊時機)586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasAE9zHs6b
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIroDA6yiT1
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv1WOMHjju
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr8k4fCeEC
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Hy8lNAS2m
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFiKHJma0j
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5AVtY0nrc
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCPTMQ6Vo5
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAS4LCnzf2
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIhiVRCv8H
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y8qn0dTxs
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCxQlmWxFv
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvlGm6Hzj9
「玩女人。」我回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUVH3HhMLQ
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ60urwHbMD
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU92nMml684
之後句號再問︰586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WTzwX2Fnh
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vdEXu0DUA
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWfkvJznQv
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF2KupOeRh
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VZgZt4Zaz
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJcXHLw3cO
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyrK68HTPb
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbntCbeiOx5
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mn0dRkx2k
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd5sK4ry6s
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAOsWv3F22
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPthBDcXzE
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK0W6l9kxL
「正呀！」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetIuvDEvBw
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwcEgSNgt8
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3IMrRY6ot
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41Phkb3t1F
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtodHSpN0QD
「龜姦呢？」句號問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FLvJBs7yV
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDxo8lHEw9
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCDMXIioEM
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2iXMpoapV
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY8wnzStrA
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSju1KsNPCy
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo3Z7TzxK8
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbRUl0rWEm
而我就正正經經咁樣講：586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8BHjlUgiI
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEiaiJXjNQ
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0muzF9dJ5
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgWZ9OiNq1
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RWeVUBrQS
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv5MwZJJDe
(哇哇丫丫丫！)586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxoenpQHqj
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4DnFA3F4Y
而藍精靈就竟然…586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrQVy9LgbM
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrjlQKTHZl
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVsHwtI1ND
