「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ByDUnbdr9
睡彭無奈，但係…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZyEw8ray9
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同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQ3SqQygu0
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「同你地一樣。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHeI61OMPA
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「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8K1oXZAew
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlD6wMeJC3
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之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2pAXWMgS2
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNsmM4Zo1I
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6iAupnCLh
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsGzbN31c4
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9NWqnJPIv
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「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9goCrrjhZc
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「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXM8oqVOij
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「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfSbpweZSD
半小時之後…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3MAMKiVmP
… (我地仲等待緊時機)549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfXQ4cBBGV
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「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cgxfwCFbt
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4jpcoeQbj
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LAa0U5gej
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZPTqmh1Sh
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq3NbY6DWi
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「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEegxyjuvy
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「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhErntpl3C
「玩女人。」我回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2M8g1XxeK
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紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz72bbjlqzU
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「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBYQ0GsShl
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MJ5ybNhtE
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「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogQ53UOyCW
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAxeVaMQPv
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「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSALGqFAZ06
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「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAtZS2oQCr
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl8p0Rukim
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXrULKi11h
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF26A2k2Q7Q
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「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP0JgVD3hZ
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「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7jGqtY3jp
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA96kBte7i
「龜姦呢？」句號問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlih5TZDIGa
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Mht7HJIrR
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp3fur5wwK
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「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg4QjoKKN2
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltSouW39Jl
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRlFIma5PA
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4p3NW8uMK
而我就正正經經咁樣講：549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mjaPP8HEl
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdwk6vuLsM
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTukdCTmoW
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU4RI7E7ez
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEpmswaO2m
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdhIbXEEgb
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睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhvUE6xq5q
而藍精靈就竟然…549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUp2nKbMFI
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zK5ZoCZio
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jXwNBgaFy
