「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPWk9c9ru9
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXjlCcGv07
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佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIN6QtkPTw
「攪乜撚野呀你？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75ILcFkFGb
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「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78kK9TAqym
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