「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBW90VFaWS
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNLNgAwbzB
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1huR4NZWw
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… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJjMRKYTNa
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDE2f5TASi
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCqor5tNHV
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYVffa7k49
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNRwIOHsWh
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfDeSxRUYt
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBnUFtlgK5
魂。初弒既黑影。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNESpDH5NGf
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ImX47YxqH
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF8EzzxDFV
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzGghuYqlP
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgRAl45OFB
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1gdpmRw7V
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz9QE0Cj3v
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tbQEnvJuj
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lXiD9tfLF
點知佢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gCyryY7DR
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizlAGcLJum
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAItQg880Zm
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOD3ARZJXu
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL23ghOOc4E
佢冇回應我，而且仲…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSgTGCIiH6
嘔多啖出黎，再而…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaUd5z39uf
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorKOXzRHKM
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbSnd8HlXd
但係第二時間…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjjTpK9GCI
就係屌柒佢，因為…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUYTpMYIn9
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gqVvVhmQE
「攪乜撚野呀你？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzOxBDwgVi
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsmSBKNKou
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeBQOK7VpS
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7UIKHl0GA
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkID6yCjBD
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTssDFSKDB
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99yjJFnotS
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYzccbmgNm
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDxYuOV6lM
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMwfpERCcf
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB2ZliaTC9
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fQJc6nzCO
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlkE6ORwvp
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurebgTJivB
我仲飛左埋佢度。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwzw2QjDvS
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7ZuUm7kh6
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZSEraQgLq
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg2bDWjuMM
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qHITqr0eE
「乜水呀？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAa5x0psvv
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PCZ3pvAk6
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSeIQJkMAX
「屌你咩，你專登架？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzrBEvuvza
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRNq2qYznN
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNNov0fs0z
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tCqvX4B1i
「你呃佢教既。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0gdL9w3zN
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguDVUAJeBe
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwyvL0BN8a
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjL855BIYR
「仆你條街！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVlG1IEGVu
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwssdJ81R7Y
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaWsVHPbkl
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Bh5556cDG
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wsoxLv9uD
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsil9Ag5tOE
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT1oeIQlIf
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0ucdlu7KV
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonPqkvTWKG
