「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdiAxeZHe4
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QHaXMAdxu
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSi5jMXztZ
咦，練吓功都好噃。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9oG7l084E
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BUcT0X8cB
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRujGlADMUD
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2VWUsfG5W
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP7iyLoXaC
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPNGGaWai7
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTwEVPO5UV
魂。初弒既黑影。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLNj3lvecv
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAoLxuDv8k
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EILwIoeWd
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3PSgHPzb6
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFmQSgs8XI
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4lDTG1Zi5
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOu3pvoxav
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1mO55pz5F
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX7v6h8ao9
點知佢…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD2p4OzOv2
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4qtnoq2oK
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKozZ1nHzR
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvIBHinSrq
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaixcSH6gx
佢冇回應我，而且仲…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWMUcNA3R3
嘔多啖出黎，再而…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYJorTXWTW
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTDoagTKtz
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dTMNjIHl6
但係第二時間…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8bLFUZizF
就係屌柒佢，因為…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEHT2NqOtv
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CpiSgFDPi
「攪乜撚野呀你？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp85HSDGMw
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6czupO1puw
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6R2FhhzMw
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCsFG6XKQ5
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxl8msqeNo
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0HEYZivMG
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfaWGez7yQ
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx9Pwjawrs
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0UHGn45a1
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJUKO2AOeq
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn05pVCJZrI
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMF2efCNOw
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBD5BnmwNX
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4AUDyo0KB
我仲飛左埋佢度。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuyolL8EbM
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwRYX4qHmo
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1NCujizXb
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fQa5N8RLe
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKBrMrXZB9
「乜水呀？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85ZcLpWngg
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV7m6WGriV
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlfau4V0tc
「屌你咩，你專登架？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfozo2eLOJk
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWf91BZljs
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BJAuJQmLs
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Pedvqq5w
「你呃佢教既。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVtFoRNpqX
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOxTWjuwW9
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATCn5QqUCL
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPinLFr8mj
「仆你條街！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZSrIFdyra
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlnPvIfUZH
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9OUKysitr
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeSDLbe8ob
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTOIaIG526
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gLaE2pthS
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgB8eT0Mql
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呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK41LTQDL9
