「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFl8zgSTvn
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDczKQZRvpK
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7wG9p7wSZ
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy9UZI2IFX
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一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeWYN9fEFC
魂。初弒既黑影。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoUTsRWVrF
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjrlpzebaI
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佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxgBq4143H
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMRcRVwXKI
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwtV9Lagh9
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBXc4mXX7x
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8OwA6WvVp
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmB5x0blMH
點知佢…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM31jAu64R
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黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrykVbBMZV
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqNU2KgpY5
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwPPuWXN60
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVbCfJJql3
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZutIEJI4G
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就係屌柒佢，因為…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXg5a8QKAe
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkidGQNWfRg
「攪乜撚野呀你？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcc7Ya0ovm
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxg7qtzcBC
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WrfbWP8ad
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlNqbkxYRv
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9HO75kuLx
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNowg44AOZ
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClNJnyKuTO
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOiE2eWpcR
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaABQu3WxS
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E7Lrp2vh5
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAuAlpOTZ4
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVOA3VcR25
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjFGRJEk5T
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhubEvn1O7
我仲飛左埋佢度。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHrPQrN1vo
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ae46xkoK2
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tj5ZfMWMb
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIymb6lYzSA
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3yRP8hG4F
「乜水呀？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHleOLzNb2
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLeF1jWAlC
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNyZ8juS1c
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsm9QMzkUr
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「你呃佢教既。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAcQdQ56MA
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjIpSUzj7y
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrRpu9xIiu
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「仆你條街！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXrrsLVF4T
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OW5ehe0GA
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRL2axxTLk
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00Wmz9hMW3
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhX9rgyxwV
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6HiLKVpIA
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW6efoJeLp
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