之後班藍精靈將睡彭變成…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqqX04IddD
「該煨囉。」我身邊既女性生物都咁講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR80Mn1N3x
而家，睡彭佢滿身都係藍精液，真係嘔心…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLlHLyxEEn
當我地作嘔之際，紅色小矮人突然…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0t9j9UQMR
衝左出去，仲大嗌︰…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OM47759in
「狼婆婆變身！」 422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy6tSR38Kt
我地一直以為佢係小紅帽，原來佢係狼婆婆！？422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpTWJvrYT9
紅色小矮人變成左狼婆婆之後…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq0PairA7W
大弒殺戮，一手一隻藍精靈咁隊入口…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrLihXwe3z
場面很是恐怖。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcfCoEvKT2
「我…我地…係咪有咩做錯左呀？」侍女佢當場嚇到喊左出黎。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy2GAwI5Kf
「而家…一隻熊一隻狼咁，藍精靈想唔被食晒都唔得。野獸，始終都係野獸。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8wn1DpA03
「或者呢D係大自然既定律。」我咁講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI0RR8yNQt
結果，最後…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCjC3YdTwd
狼婆婆變返做紅色小矮人，而且仲…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHOTGIn1n5
好似食到好飽咁攤左響度…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtVxAK6J0z
至於睡彭，就繼續亂衝亂撞緊。 422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcsSazDBks
我身邊既句號反而好冷靜，仲第一個踏出一步，行左落去…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXx0C5ZPyP
佢質問紅色小矮人︰422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ212iZY9wdV
「你利用我地呀？」語氣好重。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUByt7rVvZ1
「係呀！唔該晒。」紅色小矮人回應得好爽。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZkBV9G1lN
「討厭！我好少咁嬲人架！」侍女鬧紅色小矮人。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DJQQywILx
「哈哈哈，你梗係以為你地見到就係所有野既事實呢？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCTZ6WLXPT
紅色小矮人好冷靜咁反問返我地。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqjBAiz307
「乜意思呀？」我問。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPyPYAnlgj
「你地知唔知班藍精靈係咩黎架？」紅色小矮人再問。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdOJtDQJGv
「你自己講啦，講得唔岩聽既，我對你唔客氣添呀，最憎人利用我，又唔俾返D回報我噃。」句號講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fpl9rsqUz
「車，你都係貪回報啫。」我屹佢。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucHZOw4Tww
而紅色小矮人就咁解釋：422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1Y3B3bSLK
「佢地係我身體裡面既惡細胞，我練既小紅帽秘笈內功心法，會將身體入面隱藏既邪惡力量實體化同分裂，所以我食返佢地對世界黎講係一件好事，唔係佢地就會越黎越多。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBxsEo8Xr7
「原來係咁，我仲驚我地好心做壞事，累到人添。」我咁講，侍女及頭。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDV1eKuefV
「俾一個反思既機會你地都幾好丫，唔好成日以為幫人就一定岩，要諗下幫緊既係咩人呀。」紅色小矮人講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eu47cKUcD
呢件事就總算完左，而句號佢就…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzwphVt38R
「喂！你癲完未呀？」喝止睡彭。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP0S5Cx5dL
「解鈴還須係鈴人，等我黎啦。」我講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsaCdIeDWj
「三上悠亞唔從良喇！佢決定再下海！呢次係賤熊鹹濕系列！岩晒你呀呀呀！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kli6YVuB5
「岩味，拍拍，岩晒你！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmkcQoyI9j
睡彭瞬間冷靜返落黎，仲好好唱口，好開心咁拍晒手咁。 422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySqhmw1Ptf
「攞返間屋你開心啦，咁我地係時候都出發喇。」句號拍左一下睡彭博頭再講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9zUH1NBd3
點知突然…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWVrMXQeqP
(嘰 ~ ~ ~ ~ ！)422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAjPdnz4ya
一架熟悉既飛車飄移埋黎我地面前…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOGNQySJ0L
佢停定左，但係我地成班人驚魂未定…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNvzfhl3PS
因為當時佢既車身距離我地只係0.03mm…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqDdIpGlIo
(安全套咩？)422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3NUB1Qmi1
「你朋友有事呀！」車上面一把熟悉既聲音大嗌出黎。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BiYYLy9mO
「我…我朋…我朋友呀？」我呆呆地咁回應佢。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX3KfdSuYt
原來佢係女車神司機街口有落。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7jYcWBWUF
「係呀！快D上車啦！」女車神回應。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzULJm5l0gN
「邊個朋友有事呀？」我問。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV2cCvp2xw
「你朋友Seafood有事呀！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrNleWfbMe
「你朋友PatPat有事點解唔直接去睇醫生呀？」侍女問。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9PJFbRiLP
「Seafood係我朋友個花名，佢原名係屎忽。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKwinjQf9y
「OIC。」侍女及頭，句號咁講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8cd4cvPKJ
「咁，紅色小矮人同睡彭，我地有機會再見啦，BYEBYE！」我咁同佢地講。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtto7PKFRYt
「再見，希望下次再見唔係我利用你地啦，哈哈哈！」紅色小矮人。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGRW5n5RU0
「再見，希望下次再見你地繼續利用我啦，哈哈哈！」睡彭。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufSViXgozm
我講完呢句就同侍女句號佢地上左女車神架車。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pA01W5qsB
而女車神一見我地坐定就踩行油去喇…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjh1jOqBeg
「究究究竟竟竟發發發生生生咩咩咩事事事呀呀呀？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCnHxUipEf
森林D路崎嶇到畸形，架車櫈到我講野講成咁樣。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPkdYvQmMT
「佢俾人打。」女車神回應。 422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgOwtjiUgW
女車神口中既「佢」，應係係屎忽，雖然屎忽唔算係我見過最好打既…422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOnuX5zpiG
但係佢都應該唔弱丫，究竟邊個可以打到佢呢？422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTRogDvcR5
