之後班藍精靈將睡彭變成…453Please respect copyright.PENANAJKrQxjbKFB
「該煨囉。」我身邊既女性生物都咁講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAerBPwWQVbY
而家,睡彭佢滿身都係藍精液,真係嘔心…453Please respect copyright.PENANATx1pSGzWrd
當我地作嘔之際,紅色小矮人突然…453Please respect copyright.PENANAeUKiP2raxo
衝左出去,仲大嗌︰…453Please respect copyright.PENANApbs0txy9om
「狼婆婆變身!」 453Please respect copyright.PENANAgNNCfiapDn
我地一直以為佢係小紅帽,原來佢係狼婆婆!?453Please respect copyright.PENANAu2DeEONmaL
紅色小矮人變成左狼婆婆之後…453Please respect copyright.PENANAJZU04OlSoB
大弒殺戮,一手一隻藍精靈咁隊入口…453Please respect copyright.PENANArHaXdU4i7Z
場面很是恐怖。453Please respect copyright.PENANAGk8tZGfnhg
「我…我地…係咪有咩做錯左呀?」侍女佢當場嚇到喊左出黎。453Please respect copyright.PENANAcz3ICFCLYd
「而家…一隻熊一隻狼咁,藍精靈想唔被食晒都唔得。野獸,始終都係野獸。」453Please respect copyright.PENANACVhrSr2AmF
「或者呢D係大自然既定律。」我咁講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAKOZvoSAc28
結果,最後…453Please respect copyright.PENANAytjF3Rfuno
狼婆婆變返做紅色小矮人,而且仲…453Please respect copyright.PENANArDPYXMH3Zt
好似食到好飽咁攤左響度…453Please respect copyright.PENANAdV25orUhop
至於睡彭,就繼續亂衝亂撞緊。 453Please respect copyright.PENANAVLZgPXOhEz
我身邊既句號反而好冷靜,仲第一個踏出一步,行左落去…453Please respect copyright.PENANAMaH7Vpmgmb
佢質問紅色小矮人︰453Please respect copyright.PENANAaTEal2ZDHC
「你利用我地呀?」語氣好重。453Please respect copyright.PENANAdZBro4jGG0
「係呀!唔該晒。」紅色小矮人回應得好爽。453Please respect copyright.PENANArjIXFFBl3J
「討厭!我好少咁嬲人架!」侍女鬧紅色小矮人。453Please respect copyright.PENANAxwj6xKaYGm
「哈哈哈,你梗係以為你地見到就係所有野既事實呢?」453Please respect copyright.PENANA3AsSAaHoBe
紅色小矮人好冷靜咁反問返我地。453Please respect copyright.PENANAl9DNrM9EOJ
「乜意思呀?」我問。453Please respect copyright.PENANARwpuSGItMH
「你地知唔知班藍精靈係咩黎架?」紅色小矮人再問。453Please respect copyright.PENANAfxKhoE4oW4
「你自己講啦,講得唔岩聽既,我對你唔客氣添呀,最憎人利用我,又唔俾返D回報我噃。」句號講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAOl2g4ba9Jj
「車,你都係貪回報啫。」我屹佢。453Please respect copyright.PENANA20uXJhDSFD
而紅色小矮人就咁解釋:453Please respect copyright.PENANAFDwyYcmpxU
「佢地係我身體裡面既惡細胞,我練既小紅帽秘笈內功心法,會將身體入面隱藏既邪惡力量實體化同分裂,所以我食返佢地對世界黎講係一件好事,唔係佢地就會越黎越多。」453Please respect copyright.PENANArDaO9au870
「原來係咁,我仲驚我地好心做壞事,累到人添。」我咁講,侍女及頭。453Please respect copyright.PENANAkpi5zAwObM
「俾一個反思既機會你地都幾好丫,唔好成日以為幫人就一定岩,要諗下幫緊既係咩人呀。」紅色小矮人講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAP7nwjhrQSu
呢件事就總算完左,而句號佢就…453Please respect copyright.PENANA8NdJ9u5McH
「喂!你癲完未呀?」喝止睡彭。453Please respect copyright.PENANAN60ihv71VI
「解鈴還須係鈴人,等我黎啦。」我講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAnpIo0Fx5nZ
「三上悠亞唔從良喇!佢決定再下海!呢次係賤熊鹹濕系列!岩晒你呀呀呀!」453Please respect copyright.PENANAd5z5RKorQS
「岩味,拍拍,岩晒你!」453Please respect copyright.PENANAiLoUpiNcmI
睡彭瞬間冷靜返落黎,仲好好唱口,好開心咁拍晒手咁。 453Please respect copyright.PENANAvrA97dq3wR
「攞返間屋你開心啦,咁我地係時候都出發喇。」句號拍左一下睡彭博頭再講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAtVCMqteFNB
點知突然…453Please respect copyright.PENANAcBUJKFaCQV
(嘰 ~ ~ ~ ~ !)453Please respect copyright.PENANA01zrGNKJCh
一架熟悉既飛車飄移埋黎我地面前…453Please respect copyright.PENANAbHr7lReQrd
佢停定左,但係我地成班人驚魂未定…453Please respect copyright.PENANAzIz0zawqdU
因為當時佢既車身距離我地只係0.03mm…453Please respect copyright.PENANA0N9LjoGLjK
(安全套咩?)453Please respect copyright.PENANAmdYOqAix9j
「你朋友有事呀!」車上面一把熟悉既聲音大嗌出黎。453Please respect copyright.PENANApDrVh6Wths
「我…我朋…我朋友呀?」我呆呆地咁回應佢。453Please respect copyright.PENANAkUpXlGxhop
原來佢係女車神司機街口有落。453Please respect copyright.PENANATaTJLk6z4U
「係呀!快D上車啦!」女車神回應。453Please respect copyright.PENANA36AJ6IfUyw
「邊個朋友有事呀?」我問。453Please respect copyright.PENANAhqVQqLfHqu
「你朋友Seafood有事呀!」453Please respect copyright.PENANArNACya0RiK
「你朋友PatPat有事點解唔直接去睇醫生呀?」侍女問。453Please respect copyright.PENANAmIIAjda04Z
「Seafood係我朋友個花名,佢原名係屎忽。」453Please respect copyright.PENANAUsfSRfas6S
「OIC。」侍女及頭,句號咁講。453Please respect copyright.PENANARty9uvb0B4
「咁,紅色小矮人同睡彭,我地有機會再見啦,BYEBYE!」我咁同佢地講。453Please respect copyright.PENANAOSDxLAa8d7
「再見,希望下次再見唔係我利用你地啦,哈哈哈!」紅色小矮人。453Please respect copyright.PENANAXSV2ypnCV9
「再見,希望下次再見你地繼續利用我啦,哈哈哈!」睡彭。453Please respect copyright.PENANA12R4L3pTY4
我講完呢句就同侍女句號佢地上左女車神架車。453Please respect copyright.PENANAPvDrUdEDQv
而女車神一見我地坐定就踩行油去喇…453Please respect copyright.PENANAzXaHdsRv8U
「究究究竟竟竟發發發生生生咩咩咩事事事呀呀呀?」453Please respect copyright.PENANA9V2weQHsrL
森林D路崎嶇到畸形,架車櫈到我講野講成咁樣。453Please respect copyright.PENANAilMWkqvTYh
「佢俾人打。」女車神回應。 453Please respect copyright.PENANATNJT3hUOBo
女車神口中既「佢」,應係係屎忽,雖然屎忽唔算係我見過最好打既…453Please respect copyright.PENANAilYDNIt4K7
但係佢都應該唔弱丫,究竟邊個可以打到佢呢?453Please respect copyright.PENANAQWSDAxt2re