傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhiO7zGm90
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUlQwVDidz
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrgmbuFnkJ
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpnHCrlScy
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TcNpESS2t
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2dpCrqHsx
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGeox2rSkf
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkZVZsh7wD
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3A1oPYJno
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDl6eTkguI
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiNQ8Tfg51
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIu4vuDuzd
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rqwSZ2PR7
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYxKvfysYl
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbB8ER8ovX
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykuT4EUUXh
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUDGsIZX8e
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJgZCO9Pll
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjaPMsIP61
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH16pabByCK
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2FBz5FNtj
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8M9D0ObxV
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6IUjwvful
第一式，掃理老墓472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGtgqnuC6x
第二式，掃溝里興472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitTUp4yItp
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGJvKf943h
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4fB7xnq2y
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC71d4N8z2
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMFSUgtySs
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtuFX9OoPs
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJvvXGdG0V
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ8Hf7Ic3N
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33peZiMJKl
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlOp6YtvR7
我可以肯定左一樣野...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7pu5T0g9W
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64vlaI5tFu
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeh81N0Lq6
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fWTO7lROY
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNnohAVJj6
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRqacXQMPR
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmLzGdhpPv
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEZqGLKCEI
（啪啪啪～)472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2QIWPftsK
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7y5diX0pL
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9doZEz3dHG
「做乜你響度既？」我問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GW93U69Cx
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqg0TntDce
「哼。」師父。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAHOiXG5Dk
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUIJPPDWJa
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQSmvdHgts
「余小欣！？」我問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQrhdfvsGl
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMqOiWeGie
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOG7hoxcZb
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntETI8BXsZ
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCAce6nkt4
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5TylH1zTv
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKdk5LvAg8
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAGeE5tjyt
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA5rnGhnfk
「OK，出發！」472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciOlMvDfe7
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr51RxiF7m
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5LjBKA8Sd
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 472Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjiQj0K4o0
