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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IeI2IeePb
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「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjkC3tOQ5l
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEOX3bnACG
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHkWexNI3Y
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeR5Xlvlr2
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPk0TkSqIi
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kEGmsNKGp
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第一式，掃理老墓503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n6vVRwzUA
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第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM9uT1qvhQ
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第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TpKyiilYx
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEUGFfe6Q1
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就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatTEwmjeK4
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只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi3ykgwWGe
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1PU30cFNL
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvherSLtwUn
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「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4qKZMYjEB
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4X5Q4V76Av
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「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8YjxwSqyS
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「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPNzgGEuw7
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