傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY94GS0n4Z
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRTd0jErk0
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONAExcZgNR
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「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuNqpR1Hys
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaBAG8dQtW
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA61izBsMFe
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JQbHbeRo9
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QKJITmV6l
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4Qn3IsDPK
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa2PV6ygop
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8qkOykABJ
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8evWuMl0c
第一式，掃理老墓533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrnnxRS4P9
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第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIG0UnNkbw
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhd517Ojog
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaBiNmJdpj
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7mHTXwnEh
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第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4LWdiWjiB
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn48M8V1s54
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMqascCntj
我可以肯定左一樣野...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ap8PB4JCM
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSoiBfW1ft
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIKU3y6KL4
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qKHolYLQK
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs42GEAvjQ
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtYsxyvcMV
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVW71PSanQ
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUbJ2rW7ni
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0RcCKGuIO
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JNjhAssXN
「做乜你響度既？」我問。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfF78rX4Ks
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「哼。」師父。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A01fpQzZU
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiryA3rcKhH
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z9D8uT4Zl
「余小欣！？」我問。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5jrnDyGrl
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQb13qNKoK
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZROUvIfzAu
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n1ICnzKWF
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡateogyLswD
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTHsRxXWTh
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「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yWBfKp6BH
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTqyUSmN79
「OK，出發！」533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ayf5Z4rdD
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTAgyxdZ5P
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！533Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8uiTArGLQ
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