叫既唔係呂阿布,亦唔係夜來香,而係…542Please respect copyright.PENANAfnlD0ygdOT
堡主佢,佢及時跳左上台,救走左受傷既夜來香。542Please respect copyright.PENANAv4b7kWyQeq
「玩吓啫,唔使攞命既。」542Please respect copyright.PENANA18vlqb3KQi
「堡主前輩,見笑喇,我冇心殺佢,只係佢一直打我左手,我最憎人蝦我隻左手,所以係有少少嬲,唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。542Please respect copyright.PENANAVcdUP4nvTL
「點解呀?」八卦既屎忽又多口。542Please respect copyright.PENANAzVCTI6m6bN
「陪伴我每個晚上既,就係佢。」呂阿布回應。542Please respect copyright.PENANAoMfyCdvOCf
「答得咁有詩意既?」賭撚。542Please respect copyright.PENANAcs0leSBNs6
「講到底咪又係打J。」百變怪。542Please respect copyright.PENANA1mZkZsPixl
「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎,哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。542Please respect copyright.PENANAPDnWn6aYeR
點知…542Please respect copyright.PENANACb5fZgOaXx
佢地班死仔竟然…542Please respect copyright.PENANAcp5q9vmNbX
「咩冇呀?」542Please respect copyright.PENANA4EbPSuZ97g
仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。542Please respect copyright.PENANA89OrIm3LOe
「你想挑戰我?」呂阿布問我。542Please respect copyright.PENANAIqHsqMlMoC
「你戇鳩架?盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。542Please respect copyright.PENANAORrtkh6QU8
「你呃我,盲既根本冇可能睇到,所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇,看招,橫戌點戍戊中空!」542Please respect copyright.PENANAJMD32eNkXe
佢都黐九線,無啦啦就開我拖,呢啖氣,我點忍呀!542Please respect copyright.PENANAlmkVFKJAIK
「掃月雷霆!掃三度四!」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…542Please respect copyright.PENANA3dmRUSWeeS
不過…542Please respect copyright.PENANAuqqJRE7vvR
支棍臭架!542Please respect copyright.PENANAQskaYe0pIe
「攪屎棍黎架?」我問。542Please respect copyright.PENANAX2mgFNVBE6
夜來香及頭回應。542Please respect copyright.PENANAVi4rGsQeKG
但係響呢D時候,我仲邊理得咁多丫…542Please respect copyright.PENANAfMxhOOf77g
其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。542Please respect copyright.PENANAainoIa9RYx
「仆街!食屎!」佢Lur返出黎再講。542Please respect copyright.PENANASh0B8KYenn
「屎你就食緊架喇,但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子,我就放過你隻左手啦!」542Please respect copyright.PENANA1pDPqcYeXj
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。542Please respect copyright.PENANAWpQvTGJSZC
「巴打,我用隻右手打J仲多噃!」呂阿布求饒。542Please respect copyright.PENANAnQVzeTiaxq
我亦唔係講玩,唔知係咪D屎味影響,我真係火火地…542Please respect copyright.PENANAEAG7ywPzN7
越打就越起勁,我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…542Please respect copyright.PENANAAqtKIdnFIl
「人中丫拿!?呂布丫拿!?赤兔丫拿!?」542Please respect copyright.PENANAJGGUAg9p6B
「丫吔!呂阿布呀!赤馬兔呀!唔好打呀!好痛呀!」542Please respect copyright.PENANAK8NceHcAH0
「掃理老墓係!掃溝我興丫拿!」我繼續打。542Please respect copyright.PENANAzcDeMNVhfK
而當我講完呢兩句之後…542Please respect copyright.PENANAPtNwBgGG4i
「九掃扇雲手?」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 542Please respect copyright.PENANAi9nc04Nvhq
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢,睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。542Please respect copyright.PENANAX3W6iN4DV4
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…542Please respect copyright.PENANAL7zUGKYPm4
突然…542Please respect copyright.PENANA4gvfJx4TrM
我眼前漆黑一片,究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢?542Please respect copyright.PENANAabYuA0Rc31
之後我感覺到我面上面有塊布,所以抆開佢…542Please respect copyright.PENANATARNt18UIi
「乜撚野呀?!菊花牌底褲!?」我喊殺咁嗌。542Please respect copyright.PENANAUtk2j8Foyy
「投降!」同時有人咁樣大嗌。542Please respect copyright.PENANAwznwsYEoQX
連我都呆左。542Please respect copyright.PENANAFWQG4RhxL6
原來係九鳥天天師,佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。542Please respect copyright.PENANAXQFZTHAFeT
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台,而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰542Please respect copyright.PENANArkhztOkjRN
「九掃神功唔係講笑架,最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死,更甚者,可以當場蒸發。」542Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZkVtRnITD
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩!?542Please respect copyright.PENANAYIST4Y9ji1
「哈哈哈,厲害,厲害,請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀?」542Please respect copyright.PENANAdMQnBL1zmV
堡主佢咁講,「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦,呵呵。542Please respect copyright.PENANAphrdUuHPjk
「仲有冇?」堡主再問。542Please respect copyright.PENANA4tFZ1psUCk
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦!」542Please respect copyright.PENANAnpfMQ6wd7D
台下有個一身牛仔褸,牛仔褲,戴黑超既男人行左上黎。542Please respect copyright.PENANAC4Nad7tA7d
「貴客點稱呼?」堡主問。542Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ18u3b8I8
「Lannister!嘿手黨,Lannister!」戴超男回應。 542Please respect copyright.PENANART1pUVcfN1
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。542Please respect copyright.PENANAiJy0z85XdU
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀!」台下亦有人咁大嗌。542Please respect copyright.PENANAhq4TyWrlgA
「小心呀!契弟!」542Please respect copyright.PENANAIFCSSO7YAT
「小心呀!耶穌!」542Please respect copyright.PENANA7dkr9ZSVn4
「小心呀!子銘哥哥!」542Please respect copyright.PENANAiBw0wkTa7M
「小心呀!我條J既主人!」542Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ0kPLbHgy
我台下既隊友替我擔心,但係…542Please respect copyright.PENANAF8yUAsObWI
其實…542Please respect copyright.PENANAlUv72UwcAF
自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後,我就著左魔咁…542Please respect copyright.PENANAGuyjnoOZfx
我既怒火已經到左極限…542Please respect copyright.PENANAihGZMyBfPi
因為…542Please respect copyright.PENANAzuCHnodaNP
如果大家仲記得既話,惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架!542Please respect copyright.PENANAiU9m6nxfyN
「嘿!手!黨!丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ !」542Please respect copyright.PENANAYunU6eF8og
我一棍漚左落地下! (嘭 ~ !)542Please respect copyright.PENANAtXe2pZGWlU
成個台當場散晒,變成粉末。542Please respect copyright.PENANAfSMdoBJ52X
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1,2,3… ,之後第一個反應既係佢… 542Please respect copyright.PENANAqNY9voY9Th
「對唔住,我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講,仲走返出去。542Please respect copyright.PENANANfTiGOSuFo
「Eee…哈哈哈,咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎,都係時候食我個餐喇,大家請到後園入席,多謝大家。」堡主咁講。542Please respect copyright.PENANAvmD6LhZtgf
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力,估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力,竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。542Please respect copyright.PENANAs2WRvAQZx2
「子銘哥哥,你好勁呀!」惠那。542Please respect copyright.PENANARZOCddKXLP
「惠那…」我谷得太盡,有少少虛脫。542Please respect copyright.PENANATiMeGCLniY
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇,俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。542Please respect copyright.PENANAfuEgiwAWkS
「嘩,不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。542Please respect copyright.PENANAFubUm3KVMW
「抵我條J跟左你既!」賭撚。542Please respect copyright.PENANAomW0pPZFkb
「屌你丫,攪到周圍都係塵!」歸藏。542Please respect copyright.PENANAnLbxm6umnG
「好心你講少句啦,唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。542Please respect copyright.PENANAkfou7LLGGb
之後,我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇,直接就暈左… 542Please respect copyright.PENANAMBfGdxwyA5