叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnlD0ygdOT
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4b7kWyQeq
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcdUP4nvTL
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDnWn6aYeR
點知…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb5fZgOaXx
佢地班死仔竟然…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp5q9vmNbX
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqHsqMlMoC
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORrtkh6QU8
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMD32eNkXe
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmkVFKJAIK
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dmRUSWeeS
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支棍臭架！542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQskaYe0pIe
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夜來香及頭回應。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVi4rGsQeKG
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡainoIa9RYx
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh0B8KYenn
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pDPqcYeXj
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpQvTGJSZC
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQVzeTiaxq
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAG7ywPzN7
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqtKIdnFIl
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGGUAg9p6B
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8NceHcAH0
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcDeMNVhfK
而當我講完呢兩句之後…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtNwBgGG4i
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9nc04Nvhq
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3W6iN4DV4
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7zUGKYPm4
突然…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gvfJx4TrM
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabYuA0Rc31
之後我感覺到我面上面有塊布，所以抆開佢…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTARNt18UIi
「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtk2j8Foyy
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwznwsYEoQX
連我都呆左。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWQG4RhxL6
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQFZTHAFeT
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkhztOkjRN
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZkVtRnITD
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIST4Y9ji1
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMQnBL1zmV
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphrdUuHPjk
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tFZ1psUCk
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpfMQ6wd7D
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4Nad7tA7d
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ18u3b8I8
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT1pUVcfN1
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJy0z85XdU
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq4TyWrlgA
「小心呀！契弟！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFCSSO7YAT
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「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBw0wkTa7M
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ0kPLbHgy
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8yUAsObWI
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuyjnoOZfx
我既怒火已經到左極限…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihGZMyBfPi
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU9m6nxfyN
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYunU6eF8og
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXe2pZGWlU
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSMdoBJ52X
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNY9voY9Th
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfTiGOSuFo
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmD6LhZtgf
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2WRvAQZx2
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZOCddKXLP
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiMeGCLniY
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuEgiwAWkS
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFubUm3KVMW
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomW0pPZFkb
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLbxm6umnG
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfou7LLGGb
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBfGdxwyA5
