叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz8PfK1KkK
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFNlat0PhZ
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZGa3Hnk7h
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s3232fdQT
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK360bTfzj
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMYpXLyx13
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKrdLvN71g
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夜來香及頭回應。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnzGlwSIHS
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「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9JzrhUaJY
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IKKZYifOZ
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpLLF2uHcj
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAizi6WkZg5
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「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ002tx29NiS
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD4835f7AD
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2m2Dh9ytE
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuauaUw9nBw
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GmMq1bL4I
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRALj7VwYWo
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET6tUVH5ry
連我都呆左。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCDoIqIsoC
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U9eW2FP0R
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9cg2cECk4
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5F4PhZXsa
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy6su1hnmZ
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl0OODdj6i
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLjCDXBuX0
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WRKrnpKeA
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUi0FV6BGR
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIejc4n31MX
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygSApxflk5
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDNDS6ElMC
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEww2CPdk2
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnytlV8TdFm
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY7R5V5EsC
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejDrN8FvHE
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq2azJ4ggK
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeguI4iYiCn
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeFC8oQTbA
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvKQFivXWo
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYunXX2gYV
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnRwFh4aiK
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUFF0DhCAQ
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7yIjeaVRc
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsnVQAAAoo
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。445Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMEEttuwzA
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