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「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAAZ2ttCE8
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOBDGmwXGQ
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡue0TgnqhLo
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh14TfIrNz
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「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzw8vuP1DF
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EbEGqIKtb
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大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTHDE8tb5W
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「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDXGqQTINb
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之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwsR7VZdhv
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxJiYrOzQa
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2O05kSYul
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOSZ6k7MCx
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台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh37NJI9jbR
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQzHkmrFHF
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbv2c6n8lM
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4djaAWVFCS
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「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1Vg8l4Y5v
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg43f8uEDLT
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQuJvEpj3p
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1xVg5UOM5
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBM94yLU5Z
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7T1gWgdLu
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLuZoSOm6O
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DVfrfY9NS
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