響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFkRQykufN
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB28L0LoFq
不過點都好...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vn6CpErwX
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4thM2Yamf
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuvjo8Dm8S
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqyyx0zwsr
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcg9OREvVo
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40vmbaCNXz
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9vmz5uZuw
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtsbhtO9LM
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0CCgD5oit
「有咩著數先？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkR0Kw5oEY
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNPhNgHnle
「嗱，你講架咋。」 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpURlLqH271
雖然練習掃地神功真係...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvw2bOIS2d
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5UcO7LYXH
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQw5a1dNXN
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF01tXCIWI
我真係由心到笑出黎。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4kzVLu9n4
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ8KhNBdOT
之後我返左去Pantry...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJrJuPv6Ot
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo2Ly9p4PK
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OEcd3QbZX
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPvynV1qm0
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn9tePHirj
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleraCK30ns
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgumKjNiBN
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMW8ltPJIp
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2NDDeHKLZ
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60JeR2aF51
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zpnzc9Oia
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWQwi9YXog
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iCteD5pi1
不過我即刻接多句：598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyG23mvSmw
「喂！幾點呀？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5cGpOSmUM
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9P2uHBwJz
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xAdZ3R0wZ
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIuximfeT5
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQWZ6JWWfA
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBacjhh6b2
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAyUUH1OYA
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4im0oTYxim
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5mUaE4OxH
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqffAWHAXVW
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYryAu9Qmz
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI0dZiQk8z
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RGnk3zhmN
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNurBoJFwa
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vq2ut6mYq
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGrdOaIqS3
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfxWmabB9N
... (練習過程)598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC515xmy50
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHHoPsCbLN
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdpl5VDoTl
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO76OfrlqzF
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXfE38o8Ff
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaCDi7DNWs
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHtRMZxbXF
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxUY8IAuKH
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CfD0XT5pw
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOjugJVtBL
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXOnJ81dm2
最後結果...598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVFOF4nSsJ
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5myZlHosOv
