火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMnGWge7es
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGakzu90Vc
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCvXS8KB1K
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO17H7Eu5t3
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iNkzANkIn
所以我咁回應︰762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOpEFdh0FN
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9JvGvqW1S
不過我知衰…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYZkeh0cy7
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTCYdujXzf
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMay1HVbwC
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjq0mqs8G3
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyacasIL1x
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrWfTxre03
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPv4Pr6Inv
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaD0VgwMQb
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihs7i7CyoG
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefYH8zgADc
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ftal3LXHk
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCaECkQt4t
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGWyybLcIj
「唔信！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXuaS6bz7C
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioiJ3JarHI
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnuSHxhIDf
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1GJYMeLOD
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoInUUkVhVI
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDWw886pVt
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksngIHvDDI
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk79qhUBtx
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCFgcQCQ7V
「我唔講人是非架喎。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33eA6Nm5DK
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ib0J32kpE
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pqr38tPwq
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDyV91i8Gd
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrbp02XJaw
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCglKaCws7
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdrU4L6g38
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7RDjPOBRv
「係呀，一陣再玩。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5VTFjsgxQ
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybDQeeLZxg
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7nBUqDKDp
而響呢個時候…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM0Hfrw0R2
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozuiZcgrdn
「死人？有人死左？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpNwvwaEwg
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkhpYLGAFh
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzb0vO5QJd
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD6v6NDnL5
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoTeDgdL43
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVOGoQ9aXq
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDe0PoIY3N
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltWBPk9q4y
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBXc8PtQzV
點知…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98mBZziIvU
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtmXRKhuMd
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPcq5zpN41
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6P059sNq1M
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXC6PDVzrR
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY98HaQkpJz
既麻甩佬！？762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcYsoATuOG
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj8ZiwX3id
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTW05bV54G
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzMzPk0u6B
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WL0Vj0O0K
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9eQVeA6zb
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgkAn6jqVK
「做乜呀？」我問。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrP3YpXHoH
「你露丁呀！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0Uja4AdpW
「邊個李路丁呀？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvCybkVh7f
「你下面呀！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDq23OZT1Z
「邊個李夏面呀？」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwkQGpF4dg
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtgutQ0Oeh
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTlTWzTerB
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。762Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vK4UgXjkl
