火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0Hy1Yb2cF
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrp2vQ2BFOQ
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJexKrtYC23
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pmtHTZyNT
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TJmzAC9d6
所以我咁回應︰788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYnF2reIOW
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT04Wf5QmnE
不過我知衰…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMEHxzeF24
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6xfvpFQ16
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJvvl3EWyd
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod59C9wJej
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cO5vwQdy2
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU44vCU3BKd
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWwxuFpLw6
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasGlE9Xsdt
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZQMjRRVRA
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJul2XCCejK
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3qkoh9zfk
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRes1gXSkb
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBRAtow9ds
「唔信！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx2OApcy07
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6ULHnmOO4
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hjrs2hHs6
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL7TK29VT1
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSDRER6xRG
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5WCNlmdmI
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP205mJK0nV
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgJQ6JvFhL
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaX1T8q9xa
「我唔講人是非架喎。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡModdixxTiW
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz6S4jUzRQ
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEC3gXqVgL
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe5KPGRlMO
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08L7m8QImN
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygvRBcTUpb
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKv8C2xn04
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxgncAFxlG
「係呀，一陣再玩。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLZ9HxvYjH
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6XAEZjTBb
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47MUpRuQKZ
而響呢個時候…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgjqiAtZGp
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2ttbpKGgg
「死人？有人死左？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV46ngYk4EL
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs15ZewglxS
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM0aeOJWU6
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuDzN8qycU
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdGKUZXrSb
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83pskaGoYD
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8C4TVnwoX
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWEUKHhMxA
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzXQL6kZva
點知…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbIRTy4ihf
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL93uzGNS7
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fwtqp71Pw
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5rbq2wr0d
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVPm1OI4Xf
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LsxTOvERl
既麻甩佬！？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DBdj73S24
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPlSiISaak
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpxf7FOPE6
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4vbGHI7AB
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1iJJEwZXZ
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx773t5u2p8
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBGiodmxHP
「做乜呀？」我問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JuRgh6oiG
「你露丁呀！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFlg30KGyp
「邊個李路丁呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbEuMTgksM
「你下面呀！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZx49g8qRL
「邊個李夏面呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XW1eGSsMU
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtt6ePDTIW
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNuy479Ekw
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX53YwQE0R
