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我係成功擋左佢既第一隻雞腳，但係佢接住又黎第二腳，我擋唔切…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0lVUWD1t1
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「你估我真係白痴呀？食蕉啦！掃背餩風回馬槍！」我大嗌。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwszZYaOBu
之後成個鋼掃把插左入佢個鼻度…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq7CLzMMF1
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「死癲雞，睇你死未？我仲有三式未用呀！你係咪仲想挑我機？」我再講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54jPgOSdBf
(丫 ~！) 佢呢次係退後…504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdmOseSsEV
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「認你老母，做乜Q野認定我呀？我最多…只係插爆佢鼻窿咋喎。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiqGWNDRgt
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「我叫燎原火鳳，我認定左你係我主人喇。」隻癲雞咁講。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi55rW8dnGy
「吓！？咁…咁荀？」我好疑惑。504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOJiUr0H8K
「我有不壞金身，正常人根本傷害唔到我分亳，但係你竟然可以針對到我既弱點，傷我鼻窿，仲攪到我平身第一次流鼻血，所以我認定左你喇。」504Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yxKToDdIV
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