原來頭先D眼都係佢條尾既紋黎，有D似孔雀果類。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFUDjvAM3y
「你…你係妖怪？」我問。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXB9Whm7L0
佢冇理我，反而係向上望左一望，好似唔多鍾意射燈既光咁。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqPWITGhFt
「你…你唔鍾意D燈光呀？我返到上去幫你閂返丫，唔好意思。」我講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmsDOjXYG2
點知…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLcIjeMrbd
(丫 ~！) 佢突然大叫，仲攤開兩隻巨翼…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb6dlRgcaU
我驚起黎亦都立即用鋼掃把保護自己。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRR8VukCMmm
點知說時遲那時快…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbhh3zjJ8S
佢真係飛左埋黎！543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp9h2v7LHA
所以我立即…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1EyMSsvzo
「掃月雷霆！」呢招之前講過，可以用黎格擋用。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4cw4UMDB3
我係成功擋左佢既第一隻雞腳，但係佢接住又黎第二腳，我擋唔切…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERHpIEnv3b
結果…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJRfVZqaoT
(嘭 ~) 俾佢一下踢左埋牆度。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aBTIIZMWt
「黐…黐線，好Q痛呀！」我痛住講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4ZAuz8n0E
「喂！契弟！冇事丫嘛？」百變怪響上面大嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuByJAAHODO
我真係想小爆佢，你試下俾人兜心口踢到你飛埋牆丫。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLvQcU3D1f
(丫 ~！) 隻癲雞又再大叫，然後又再飛埋黎…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKoXsTf31G
「掃…掃月雷霆！」我又係擋左一下…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXXrSu9Def
呢次我醒呀，知道佢會用第二腳，所以立即…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLAjQMBlfM
「掃理老墓！掃溝里興！掃三度四！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe5NsZwZka
先一下反守為攻，再一下發癲自由式恐嚇佢，最後連環三下橫掃！543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ddcdxf9Ta
但係估唔到既係…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPnhpRrusV
(丫 ~！) 佢又大嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvThPjfYmEY
(叭 ~！) 我又飛左埋牆。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfQ73zGtJs
「黐… 黐肺喇…」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74IlEQzdIg
「喂！契弟！你死得未呀？」又係樓上大嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDcPcvi8wu
呢一下我真係火都黎埋…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NihkQIaby
但係呢個火都黎埋竟然係件好事，因為佢俾到我力量去對付呢隻癲雞…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHTdxqaHFx
「掃女心驚！」呢招其實我唔知係乜，我淨係響隻癲雞面前扮白痴跳舞…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jmkKtj25y
(丫 ~！) 之後佢又再衝埋黎。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk40OltZry
我立即轉身就走，直到…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5EnhgXqSS
佢同我既距離剩返Arm’s Length咁多…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqcJQzpcbl
「你估我真係白痴呀？食蕉啦！掃背餩風回馬槍！」我大嗌。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJaopPb0U6
之後成個鋼掃把插左入佢個鼻度…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg8a4vLpTr
而佢就把把聲咁噴鼻血。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKUgTwe0hb
「死癲雞，睇你死未？我仲有三式未用呀！你係咪仲想挑我機？」我再講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRUIamza8F
(丫 ~！) 佢呢次係退後…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9V1IV46k8
而且仲…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3irvWKzqzG
講起人話黎…543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2g15Fkrk0
「龍游淺水遭蝦戲，鳳留地庫被犬欺，哈哈哈。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TCrCdbvEu
「屌你呀！話我係狗，你就狗！唔識講人話就咪講啦！」我屹返佢轉頭。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKjXXRFdDn
「點都好啦，我認定左你。」佢咁講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNfxh5AAaz
「認你老母，做乜Q野認定我呀？我最多…只係插爆佢鼻窿咋喎。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsgVMOPSui
我承認我係講講下有D淆底。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg0oj35vxH
「我叫燎原火鳳，我認定左你係我主人喇。」隻癲雞咁講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdMClcKRGU
「吓！？咁…咁荀？」我好疑惑。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7prtLyQwry
「我有不壞金身，正常人根本傷害唔到我分亳，但係你竟然可以針對到我既弱點，傷我鼻窿，仲攪到我平身第一次流鼻血，所以我認定左你喇。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmsbFPpxrt
「吓！？又…哈哈哈，撞彩啫。」我呢一刻先輕鬆返少少。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuWIUIduKJ
「嘻嘻。」癲雞都傻笑。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc6smRl3rK
「咁好啦，你點睇都唔似隻鳳凰，我以後俾個朵你，你就叫做火雞啦。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM2y30U5qQ
「好，君子一言，養我好簡單啫，每日三餐，每餐份量相等於八十碗白飯就得。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7YbzYxGqo
「屌你呀，我邊度有咁多食物俾你呀？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL215nohgjS
「冇食物學咩人做人主人呀？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsqlaX2Bgv
「係你認我，又唔係我認你，夠薑咪留返響呢度食鋼筋啦你！」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDBaBsNZWu
「我俾！」係百變怪把聲，佢地都行左落黎喇。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX3Emkjuen
百變怪佢仲行左埋我度，超細聲講︰543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu17gd3lOL4
「!$%!$%@^#$。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLnuxVFhYs
「粗口黎架？咁細聲聽唔到呀。」我回應佢。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjDyJP9Wty
「我！話！呀！你！著！撚！數！晒！喇！呢！隻！雞！係！極！品！黎！」 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QtmOTfxJB
