「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPtoLRNwJH
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWVxKSc5zh
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCFUnnNrWf
咦，練吓功都好噃。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6ZRvScNJN
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDNQjPXItD
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7upmoCZL63
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc23VvZlp6T
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNV61oM6yv
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLxx8XuGdZ
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziDub4BgJf
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs0W250Oqg
魂。初弒既黑影。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgoqmTsB2U
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2QCqXsI77
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XXZrSDmSG
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ4LnzzUSS
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKPIH5cqvl
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsvlkf1qEr
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRHs9sjRRo
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJZBViDWox
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR8jkNLd7p
點知佢…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46VeWMTU6Z
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDrXyRlCIx
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGeRlD3eJk
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2V4ee6LiD
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVptLmhplr
佢冇回應我，而且仲…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5MqBVVnFA
嘔多啖出黎，再而…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG84b3BENy
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN0J7M7kj1
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbXshY1vEb
但係第二時間…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXeSSOxLCf
就係屌柒佢，因為…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUqcMozPyE
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcHHrC60M5
「攪乜撚野呀你？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHh6sSebUY
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFwcgSRfiq
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsc7feEBEo
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l93xifYSv
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkAeyc5Wg1
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzlZxqb0Bo
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxOYwRj8Ii
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGaysDL613
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpMozsoIxv
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5FYVAc3P8
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmwvGyVOFm
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqWGtxLRY6
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv73ORdVh0
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzscS4ZdxEL
我仲飛左埋佢度。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOHJH5LujC
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXJJcoeDMK
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M4BqzTXAe
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMmSYiTxqF
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMJxQ9pddy
「乜水呀？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5XolFiDz0
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHioETKHQe2
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIppEpxWTs
「屌你咩，你專登架？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj0fhvwqpu
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Lf4BD4Xv
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwutXBrrbT
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswsjoNaO94
「你呃佢教既。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0sRmmWMjo
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDeGtWFTgu
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI5SzKGJvR
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNDIZ1evNc
「仆你條街！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfHtRCtJqJ
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1ggonVlkF
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZJA1BbLcy
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAMWwDB2yo
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xeIGMCwA1
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYKK7kbnax
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnp7Y7bRSv
點知…634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi49FlDQ44X
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWFeO0lkPw
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbEsRTEKjS
