「你再講我就真係要考慮遠離你喇，我最憎hehe，你唔記得左我鍾意睇波多野結衣咩？黎到呢度，不如睇下練咩功好過啦。」百變怪咁同我講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDdBqkes4u
之後我地一齊入左去呢座大樓，大樓四周圍都係書...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhoHaYhMxe
本本打開都好似高登DPost咁，記載晒所有留言...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrT5EkqiOf
就連「劉明」呢D字佢都記錄得好清楚。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBL1sbcjmY
「咁我地應該練咩呀？我睇左兩三個已經覺得自己膠化緊。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qCTHm7mPP
「我都唔知，斷估方丈唔會玩鳩我地呱。咦，你睇下果邊。」百變怪講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2LuhO6Jn6
我另返轉頭，見到...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmdVrMK5fo
「掃地僧！？」百變怪大嗌。 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29Bki0J3pr
「會唔會係天龍八部果個丫嗱？」我問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtccP9O7HmB
「咪酬啦！響圖書館請保持安靜呀柒頭皮！」掃地僧回應我地。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPDmX5Jli8
「唔好意思呀，我想知究竟呢度其實有咩作用？」我問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iStBGfniD
「黎圖書館問圖書館有咩作用？你戇鳩架？」掃地僧串我。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKW9ehQ4sD
「咁老人家你又響度做乜呀？」百變怪問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWueYwbhd7
「你仲戇鳩！你睇唔到我響度掃緊地咩？」掃地僧串百變怪。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZbsk5fG1c
「你咪扮野喇，呢度唔係現實世界，呢度既人要生活資源方面根本唔成問題，無理由會有人會受人二分四黎做清潔工既，你好快D講清楚，唔係我就唔客氣。」百變怪佢突然認真起黎，仲恐嚇老人家。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXVRou4C6D
但係老人家佢神態自若，仲咁講：570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67otGnQWPa
「有人鍾意屌屎忽，有人鍾意Lon雞骨，570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvBhuAQTc4
有人鍾意靠兩手，我都唔知講緊乜。」 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2heEWm71cP
「你求其都作到首詩出黎，你肯定係高手，唔好扮野喇。」百變怪咁講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumRo5PJyE2
「咁都叫做詩，唔好太低B。」掃地僧回應佢。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZgeXfWJbA
「咁…我朋友佢只係想變強D，希望你教下佢點樣睇D膠Post先有用丫。」百變怪再講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0wpd0alTB
「賜教問我正粉腸，膠Post以為練拳掌，570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S0kkViLmJ
莫說老身無武功，妄想變強你就想。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTqDM0zPcu
「咁…一係你講下呢度有咩可以俾我朋友佢學到喇！」百變怪講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jOCpIuUpW
「話左唔識就唔識，仲要問喎想點Jack，570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrFU5M9ZsL
掃地阿伯都要蝦，問我不如問隻Cat。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3lglGKtRZ
「算啦！百變…小強，我地走喇，唔好打攪老人家喇。」我講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckApP2lgPJ
之後我仲拉走左百變怪佢。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3rlLsftDA
… (我拉左佢上樓上)570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUVQJWroB7
我地響大樓度上左一層，仲見到一個Pantry…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROGliZk6fr
決定就坐響度休息下。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bUScKBXIR
「契弟，你信我丫，個老野肯定係有料架！」百變怪咁講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGZ8RWoh1F
「我信你，我幾時唔信你啫，但係人地老人家唔肯講都冇計架。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuAfbfPFnN
「淨係得堆膠Post，真係點諗都諗唔到對練功有咩作用。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nLj6G957X
「咦，唔係噃。其實百變怪你咁好打，不如…你做我師父丫！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZTpL1PCht
「唔得，唔得。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrDnDOcdXF
「點解唔得呀？你又係男人，我又係男人，你既波多野掌好犀利噃。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEp6FoEV5t
「總之唔得啦！」 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj259w3XFW
「唔得！？你...其實係咪同賭撚一樣，係個閹人？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dAlmYzQqc
「唉，eee...純粹係因為十日之內唔可能練成。」佢一副苦惱既樣。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3JXEsaV1g
「咁算啦。呢樣唔得，果樣唔得，唔通真係留響度享受食物就算咩？一係...我地再出去闖闖，睇下有冇其他奇遇啦！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjche1knXvF
「你估拍戲咩？而家已經俾左一個奇遇你，你仲想要幾多個呀？唔通真係煮好晒飯俾你，仲要喂埋入你口咩？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUeOZlIDab
「問題而家係唔知碗飯響邊，或者話唔知邊碗飯先岩我呢。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHwMOaKc3v
「我直覺就覺得膠Post本身唔係直接教你野，而係可以幫你領悟到D野。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvvAD6QnRL
「但係我銳角同鈍角都覺得領悟得黎都夠左十日呢。」 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBARgsaqBi
「或者你再行下，我地分開行下，睇多幾個膠Post先，睇下會唔會有所領悟丫。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ESvMthol
結果...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFuCZT8S5D
我地分道揚鑣，我落返樓下行，行行下...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovaILT05C9
仲去左一個荷花池度...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2iEM8Pbnz
「汝家池塘多膠魚...」我摸住池邊廢噏。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRMvGVKO1U
「幾時有膠魚呀？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF2g7Oy8HB
講野既係掃地僧，佢掃地掃到黎呢邊。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDSKfKE6sk
「乜你終於正經返，唔再數白欖喇？」我屹佢。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbkFQ09Lko
「你鍾意咩？咁我就講一些。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKLAQcZHLV
「唔玩喇，我只係想知道我未來既方向係點啫？離唔離開到呢度，其實我都打定輸數，我屋企四大元老，即係阿爺阿嫲阿公阿婆呀，佢地早就死晒嚧，阿爸阿媽又有阿哥睇住，我都好放心，所以都冇乜牽掛，係有少少思鄉同掛住D朋友啫。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWXOGu3291
「你都幾...唔知點形容你好添。後生仔，積極D啦！有排你捱呀！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi20j5KK4t
「捱得值得都好D，最驚係捱乜都唔知。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiiozvWT0p
「順口噃，似乎係到你玩野。」 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdMXUe4xse
「咁岩啫。係呢？你真係一D武功都唔識？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZiVvn7YaS
「普通一個掃地阿伯，可以識D咩呀？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5yqrdBcI2
「咁點解方丈要我同我朋友入黎呢？」呢句我係自言自語。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWmp5bXgL8
「我唔知噃。或者整鬼你地呢。」但係佢聽到都照答我。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGDvi6MRc8
「但係...係呢，你同方丈有咩關係呀？」我問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5URtHlAxId
「兩個男人可以有咩關係呀？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtciPLy3Xsh
「你地唔係真係...」我好疑惑咁發出疑問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCehisG8iED
「屌你啦，玩屎忽果家野我唔興既。」掃地僧回應。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnRdjKskrD
「咁你咪真係一個咩都唔知既普通掃街茂？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA8mwfKzpl
「行行出狀元，雖然大個之後都知係假話，但係起碼我認同丫，講你都唔信，我係切切實實咁鍾意掃街既。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntFcuD3nho
「哈哈，你咁講，我覺得你好偉大添，咁你有冇咩掃街絕技，可以快速掃幾條街，或者掃得條街特別乾淨咁呀？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4oijqOboL
「咦，你又知我有既？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvNmc04MVR
「哈哈哈，點掃法？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ123FZGyOLu
「哈哈哈，咁囉！咁，咁，咁，咁...」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0ob9mBSPF
掃地僧佢真係捉起我D手腳黎舞...570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TRqknN3Nt
「喂，你D招叫咩名堂呀？」我問。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YzZ6xuhht
「跣，九，掃！跣，係跣低個跣，形容速度之快就如跣低仆街速度之快，九係形容有九式。見同你傾得咁投契，今日我就破例教你一式玩下啦，專用黎掃墓地用既第一式，掃，理，老，墓！」 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aYpvapRwk
