響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoLhXXrOtt
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkWiWQCE8y
不過點都好...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIms89FWoYh
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY5VKo37pj
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfVGSV22bq
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMPJFoH9Rb
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFinnYpCYY
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWeIbFSW4Y
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCB58SDEaZK
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LwvRE2uxo
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NABC0w1h3
「有咩著數先？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVuoSbV4RS
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnaawmcR77
「嗱，你講架咋。」 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetMqSV7wHb
雖然練習掃地神功真係...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLi4EEl9F1
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkomxdi9y9
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZoBR96Cxs
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7plDBHltP5
我真係由心到笑出黎。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVn9AtjeS5
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe98N7iL6op
之後我返左去Pantry...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEFvZSh1G0
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZVwFV1991
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJez5pDRAR4
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfMtds16Es
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqYArt96kR
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr5c27gz3f
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfp9iOJu5h
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9U39Jt5aA
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YCuTGT7YK
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBh8nJf8yV
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPlQybGdGb
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmyYGtKQ1G
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1vZT2w1ip
不過我即刻接多句：551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW4u8NVdhI
「喂！幾點呀？」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJQt9HQM7m
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8OAy4iVnr
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRSmCmaqN3
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZaqtlsgJq
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjInKqQwliV
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpdAVslVxW
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFmx06G21c
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVpdtojL9C
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhqmmDJozk
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP2uy5Hbbg
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19MyEYul5i
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUn9GRxcx9
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3s372kBMZ
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ywf9SSd5Y
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60I6Sgjt3p
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBa73zHtTD
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWY3DuEKjX
... (練習過程)551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78sOlTEQCv
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLMH5vxxWJ
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2IJuEkIjd
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH1zJkzfhL
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8kbwATxKa
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMqMVpcfMI
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykpptQPSNV
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE0QYekFdS
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr90jEkMrK
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz6qwDgqLV
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK3VTvhRZU
最後結果...551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVSJNQZCcI
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 551Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS69GL6Ywx
