傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0cR22an17
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCVc36o39X
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE5G9zeZLS
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQag3ltqHx
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2GV5s9rnj
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBpbMAsHJk
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgN1NCa7GN
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUf00XusjT
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIIdv1SwPI
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gq5jP9KRm
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ6dM2y6Cf
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7QJ90qSdH
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11C6VdNbZc
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Lt6oiEv0k
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGaO5nk4lZ
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTgKMevt4D
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSf5zbrnPT
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCkJIvdrng
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm50UwgzK9z
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrqlxL9tkg
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNUkgOw3r7
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FTZQg2afp
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbdIIiJh6x
第一式，掃理老墓535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFBcdCRxGs
第二式，掃溝里興535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4hKdoXiOM
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqcTF7tngk
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bGAV9RCxO
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFQlviVxzf
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tGWjOIFLa
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjRNDkA6kx
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jnlMuMYk0
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2ZCtRVwlN
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HxMxGqJll
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvEvfrJe3D
我可以肯定左一樣野...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQo2ndYD4P
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ4se2PBlx
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAr8cwyfMc
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6m42V5DgJ
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFPnGFEiuK
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9jZMtZVdr
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz8N4xA8l0
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MuGiwC2jN
（啪啪啪～)535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TGMpz9izl
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r3W2eLu4u
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkPxzqdbgG
「做乜你響度既？」我問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSimVa463pD
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93RL0txVSu
「哼。」師父。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbsj6ExW9Q
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LZG3ChQvb
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkik3kUuvBP
「余小欣！？」我問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwXugH7EPG
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tEVDt5eOI
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpCy552tvw
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTFtXhregY
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5YAw0e3qP
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEbWucfTTg
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWAOQK0wfQ
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i77CUX4jU
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXbprE42dY
「OK，出發！」535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKyh14bI8u
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf7CZkNlkG
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2qoA4zuyM
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpoiEgyOTQ
