傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOvHeotRqK
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV405Iowpm
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ042W3pNcVv
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn9WLnqp9k
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZWIZZoadc
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoeEeynzW9
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGrW7iTB8A
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2rJsq8Wge
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosue5rQ2n6
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicptwkarpr
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkyFd3LF7m
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cB7vDxO5D
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsjZqaZxEl
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2S3oA75Pt
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EFBJKXbBb
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXcTBYCkZM
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe5iIH5zIU
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ySdpCxsAa
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31YucnLldN
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYesl6kO58
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS9GE2ZNbY
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzR1cTmelL
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t6bSL4vMV
第一式，掃理老墓548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX1YiUw2zq
第二式，掃溝里興548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruof7GKPSj
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy70qmivrw
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqsZjJBknV
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6Bf53zPMg
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b2aatVDfl
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByA4syyQkE
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlblbJh0C5a
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceWX8rLlhZ
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KQBVXBUc0
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2krtTAjKOF
我可以肯定左一樣野...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n9HVFIBxD
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdUtHYZLrh
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf8mWYaSZO
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiuwA0nhzU
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp1TVGDiQ5
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Oh7dbssNR
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBAr7jjrnK
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm2N6DQEza
（啪啪啪～)548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzz7J7Dj1U
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy8t4QAsQ3
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqs5U5HqTR
「做乜你響度既？」我問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajsfzFdsNK
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVC5sECNDr
「哼。」師父。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0WTqv5nKc
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFgRsMpqtD
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqD8sYHd4W
「余小欣！？」我問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFd2Re8rhZ
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEwzrfM810
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qodaf7b2b
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe11jRgasp
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aHwseIeLG
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0DpeBUe9w
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaXtAMyTMN
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknKJbatBNh
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6dLfTnIIR
「OK，出發！」548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvVi2VV0XS
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZs3w9d4Eo
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUF3ChR06n
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5RI7AnkmH
