而且呢個呂阿布對付緊既,仲真係屎忽同賭撚佢地呀!644Please respect copyright.PENANAYS0tQ7iELj
「喂!你地響度攪邊科呀?」我大嗌問屎忽佢地。644Please respect copyright.PENANAforKp8BY1J
「呢條友腎架!我地問下野啫,佢就同我地開拖喇!」屎忽回應。644Please respect copyright.PENANAmkPYmvObtq
「咁你問人地咩呀?」我問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAHS9GvnjkX2
「我問吓佢有咩活動喳嘛。」屎忽回應。644Please respect copyright.PENANAdSTsJuPiqJ
「咁你點問人地呀?」我再問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAEIcroBtp7b
「我咪咁講囉,『戇鳩撚,呢度係咪有咩活動呀?』點知佢就同我地打起上黎喇。」屎忽再回應。644Please respect copyright.PENANAWaxlyjoHNn
(=_=)「俾著係我都開你拖啦,小小禮貌都唔識。」我既反應。644Please respect copyright.PENANAcFHBUf2aTW
「咁你話喇,應該點講呀?」屎忽問返我轉頭。644Please respect copyright.PENANAXUteKFFU9W
(^_^)「應該咁講,『戇鳩撚,請問呢度係咪有咩活動呀?』咁丫嘛,「請問」呢D字你就唔好慳啦。」我回應。644Please respect copyright.PENANAr8Ty81261s
「又係噃。」屎忽佢地兩個都表示認同。644Please respect copyright.PENANAiwCXHTiELc
「你地三條友兩把口,講夠未呀?接我呂阿布神筆,黑卵小紙筆!」644Please respect copyright.PENANAIdNCuWmUBq
呂阿布發爛渣,兜頭就隊支沾左墨既毛筆埋去屎忽度…644Please respect copyright.PENANAzY5s3ZXi4p
「黑卵」=沾墨既毛筆 ;「小」係動作 ;「紙筆」即係屎忽。644Please respect copyright.PENANAIdQS7HSofR
「喂!我都有把口架!唔信我同你賭J丫嗱!」賭撚爭住出去柒。644Please respect copyright.PENANAi5Pr1OrL1c
賭撚似乎好介意「三條友兩把口」呢句。644Please respect copyright.PENANAmEj7ePlGCa
賭撚一邊講,一邊烏低身一個下手閹割刀就削埋去呂阿布度…644Please respect copyright.PENANA83C5Ttt2jJ
呂阿布一個鯉魚翻身,總算係避過左…644Please respect copyright.PENANAVkShDhigj2
仲立即凌空以右腳腳尖陰力踢向佢隻赤馬兔…644Please respect copyright.PENANA6tglnTHN5O
之後隻赤馬兔就變得好似癲Q左咁向前衝埋賭撚度…644Please respect copyright.PENANAI4eUr69AGe
但係賭撚雖然白痴…644Please respect copyright.PENANApUFaKCPUa2
不過白痴唔晒,一個跳躍就避過左呢隻唔知係馬定兔既怪物…644Please respect copyright.PENANAk7eCucORi4
仲回敬左一招…644Please respect copyright.PENANAEOF8SW2rvX
「新招試用,萬華閹割刀!」 644Please respect copyright.PENANAVqLkqQmLjJ
嘩,原來賭撚都識進步架,佢竟然使出一招新招呀!644Please respect copyright.PENANAJRZYur79bC
但係…644Please respect copyright.PENANAh14KAhl5hV
「屌你丫!同平時有很分別呀?」歸藏衝到出黎咁問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAk5Ifh4B8UI
賭撚冇理,一刀就飛埋去呂阿布度…644Please respect copyright.PENANAGrNgfOF5iC
而呂阿布就以一支畫筆橫擋…644Please respect copyright.PENANApFltbINQjD
不過…644Please respect copyright.PENANAFJQNJBDE7T
(BOMB ~ !)644Please respect copyright.PENANAW4fP4dGmzz
原來把閹割刀會爆炸,仲將呂阿布炸中,而家現場灰塵滾滾…644Please respect copyright.PENANAYY7HSZzHsV
… (等人吸塵中)644Please respect copyright.PENANA2yEKcH6CEo
大約幾秒之後,灰塵被散去…644Please respect copyright.PENANAb8mUPB4qE5
出黎既,係佢…644Please respect copyright.PENANAzpN482VdDT
九鳥天天師。644Please respect copyright.PENANACIgXq2T7d1
「少主人,玩夠喇,呢度係骷髏堡主既地方,所有咩唔岩既,就由佢作主啦。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAHuT1XddSrg
佢就好似俾說話堡主聽咁。644Please respect copyright.PENANAhRQEDZVPoE
但係堡主就話之你,佢咁樣回應︰644Please respect copyright.PENANAfGEBy2fa5n
「呵呵呵,咁呀,我作主呀?咁就繼續打啦。」644Please respect copyright.PENANABvJoJTQvS2
堡主高明!644Please respect copyright.PENANA6hw5IQOdpk
「算啦,我地都唔想攪事,原諒佢啦。」屎忽同賭撚就咁講。644Please respect copyright.PENANA5AEWSPkQKb
而我身邊就有把咁既聲音講︰644Please respect copyright.PENANA30GUGSgQVr
「但係唔係佢地攪事先咩?」惠那問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAxQjq05XNrk
「唔好問啦,惡人先告狀係常識黎。」日本佬兩條回應。644Please respect copyright.PENANAZWVMwnvzW1
之後雖然大家都面左左咁,不過堡主佢總算有辦法帶左大家入去骷髏堡度休息…644Please respect copyright.PENANANVzpS0rNvm
而且,我地都被分派到唔同既客房,仲一人一間房添…644Please respect copyright.PENANAQX2lpYBx4J
估唔到呢度都幾大,夠晒房俾D來賓住…644Please respect copyright.PENANABH7cez5Evh
之後既時間,堡主既賓客都紛紛黎到,而我地亦諗住響度留宿一晚。644Please respect copyright.PENANAxVkYWlk0PP
… (飲水,食飯,去大小便時間)644Please respect copyright.PENANArWx5AotJb3
而我到左入夜,都準備訓喇,點知…644Please respect copyright.PENANAaI2nd3lpA9
(咯咯咯…) 我個房門被敲。 644Please respect copyright.PENANAdViE0draAy
「邊個呀?」我問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAREtIhIO9u3
「有邊個丫,契弟。」644Please respect copyright.PENANA91MJCQ1Id4
「百變怪?晚晚都係你黎煩我,你悶唔悶呀?」644Please respect copyright.PENANAz7roLdBvyn
「今日又有咩想問呀?」百變怪反問返我轉頭。644Please respect copyright.PENANAlCAfsuzAvB
「哈,你真係…黐膠線,今日已經講到冇野好講,仲問返我轉頭添呀?」644Please respect copyright.PENANAZQh6C8am2p
「唔係呀,eee…我都唔記得搵你咩事添。」百變怪咁講。644Please respect copyright.PENANAIerC0IpipS
「咁你諗到先搵我啦,阻人訓覺猶如殺人老母呀!」644Please respect copyright.PENANAduyKAhIgMY
「丫,我記得喇,你唔掛住小姬條八婆咩?佢未到噃。」百變怪問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAO0mJxW5Zrn
「係噃,根據我地原本約定既時間,小姬應該到左,但係點解佢冇黎到呢?」644Please respect copyright.PENANA8ffQ6L1d0x
佢唔講由自可,一講我就愁愁地…644Please respect copyright.PENANA2zEzBgXteM
「咁你又唔使咁愁既,佢都唔係小野,響呢個森林,佢有足夠應力保護自己。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAL8swjajVG2
「希望佢冇事啦。」644Please respect copyright.PENANA0iwQFWtail
「係呢,你仲想唔想返去現實世界呀?」百變怪問。644Please respect copyright.PENANAIV9qKCjKSk
「吓!?唔…唔會唔想既,但係講真,可以黎到呢度,又真係好似打緊機咁,幾好玩,又有奇遇,又有艷遇,響現實世界,憑我呢條毒撚,點會有咁既待遇丫。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAkXXJJpoTLf
「你講到呢度,我記得搵你咩事喇。你隻手錶呀。」百變怪再講。644Please respect copyright.PENANA5c2YURyB9R
「係噃,我都唔記得佢要食飯添!」644Please respect copyright.PENANAWSupdxUAkH
「唔係呀,我想講,呢隻火鳳凰唔係小野,佢同方丈隻駝飛輪係同一層次,都係高登獵殺森林十二聖獸之一。」 644Please respect copyright.PENANAg4I9HOWOwV