叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8KajTzYa6
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoZs1vtshZ
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn3WKH3C0N
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiQQOFdtb2
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP7Mp0ro7H
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9Fh1YoT9h
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB7UbczPuv
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支棍臭架！475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dSg4exP7z
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTS7EBnfPn
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP6R7j4tR2
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHIQwRokMm
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eGIjHgJsY
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0cyvwZjAb
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Qv8yICaY
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「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUtuJIjhoi
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM6gbAyLP7
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddIdoYmW0c
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvJBDTKmNo
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ayehg0jeL
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5e235Mvrg
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXRP5Iqq58
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHvSSxtwom
連我都呆左。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83dOrvgeFP
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH3cH2BN6Z
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoiE7Y9LpV
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrNa0KCoY2
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOZmUVCNW9
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTdhcAasGF
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9KlrAz48O
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiD7Hy8lXo
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLLLyizxiE
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq5YN9IBFA
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyYW1k9xrL
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1whQfEgc1
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD7WZtjSuZ
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe5DtYiAo9
「小心呀！契弟！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4pdBXY2pU
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPDbhbZxKR
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK89iqer8Yc
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBGswVgPzC
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oo0D1rlJm
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyZNSCNrb6
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoCCmJnAI8
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLP3uGZ9al
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwXcJQLra2
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc9KxfEq9Z
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeUV1MfjYN
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGY3Gkl5Jr
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFGLQ1p0Nm
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjAQ631Tp8
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6kyWbWn5J
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLSj62JMfz
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI8Id2Nszo
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4qhJ4m1Sc
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdYAp6CqV1
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc21ahBZxeH
