叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YX5jX5jru
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNQJGd8R5I
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wvWjxmKhz
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「答得咁有詩意既？」賭撚。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOJ1Cm0i8Y
「講到底咪又係打J。」百變怪。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7nyhCSIqB
「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9RLVdNkfc
點知…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPfi5E5k0a
佢地班死仔竟然…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcrx7kXZWK
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仲五條佬十隻手咁推左我上台。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaf5zxdn3u
「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0835AQFfXk
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBqoJpLlrw
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY850PyBl8V
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbxNNZUyxO
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支棍臭架！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPFwsFebTF
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夜來香及頭回應。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67JDLMmBZ7
但係響呢D時候，我仲邊理得咁多丫…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmo30nqQXD
其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh397ryl4Ju
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRfQhfBGKk
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIJSTCJlL2
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq0bTXGxMM
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwc72Bmvvy
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVndOWn9M1
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCLqtXICZJ
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntUy3k5oQZ
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk5Yv87wEr
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKyB5gdS52
而當我講完呢兩句之後…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnbuJR5fjY
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9CGS56xWC
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OtZ6uiUgX
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxjpxSuSO8
突然…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWioYcKuk6
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8AiVsWClN
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtP245PBV1
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPpozIeUAd
連我都呆左。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwFnQTaWhN
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECDr5QVPPc
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWytYRbhgh
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjzs9AB82Q
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqFyrHX9Xl
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSXGy821XJ
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSxowWKueQ
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe2uIGhz2i
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw73LdNbqm
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8R0aVLcw3
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0UqIeW9lp
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU8p4ZHrPr
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwdD5HV8YA
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hUSztOb8I
「小心呀！契弟！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32Dyx7f2Gs
「小心呀！耶穌！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimkEyfLhwG
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKZdKCYCqE
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAW4MGue2B
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUza7gtHNlP
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55rxs1Hb9l
我既怒火已經到左極限…447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfED0IiM2q
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjl0kmSpky
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qOReNqJET
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHL4UwQWZ2h
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt7jlLxZo6
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg6z9rvq1d
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde4wzKPvcU
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpfLb41Onj
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ43elRsH4
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMhh15zJ0U
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmUxoichM9
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvXNMQgXGw
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOE1VQel7P
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHL5jZg4cB
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox6mQjNyZb
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxjpwtLdI9
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19Yi1NhBc0
