「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3qQ5eF8jo
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkVlLPPJ60
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIINR3nMQu
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy58Ly1A0BA
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH2b5mgNBY
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一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDHnR8Ruk1
魂。初弒既黑影。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoJdq6LpVf
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX91mxTSHBn
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fc5cxnUOr
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdNtfcTGXZ
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPcilvODnE
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcTJErehV2
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm6CUzaJs0
點知佢…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlezkh2ono
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黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYasFezEXX
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu51gYwQFoM
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkgCVy2jnX
佢冇回應我，而且仲…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EyWNI06Tn
嘔多啖出黎，再而…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDWwBDkCuC
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP87rZVZDa
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3QeZdR1hM
但係第二時間…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIra8ysyh1
就係屌柒佢，因為…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6fRzOuKyF
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIkoUOuVAn
「攪乜撚野呀你？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvy0RVUTEQ
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYiPpAYEvH
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoNtkQRpJF
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHTiDFs3tW
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeiGaAzTod
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb9vRrjmAb
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAqKXy6rws
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4cQ6ptnGn
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlvnUTV2am
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SGAI2umGw
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdG614zgHX
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41Xf6QXptw
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M5MhjCX4v
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzVxc9QxRS
我仲飛左埋佢度。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ911OHPjPO5
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVBKmDSX0N
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vu4ywthTp
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4NdH1OltH
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftrWiNKK2R
「乜水呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JxwLMlV1e
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMen2GUMXQ
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLOeHVT4zz
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZikWjo3QR
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmM3fsbXqR
「你呃佢教既。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT8PFH3nho
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5XXjMltt8
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPfZlQOoKv
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1P9BcA8XZ
「仆你條街！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7M2T4j51z
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uruWOUKUa
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSXfAfmstW
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuvK9he7uK
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDAVqD5sFP
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5jEqyQXNx
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AO8rydycE
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7eCiUAXHV
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9crJgcwCI
