「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1APLRkD3jO
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2C4xJxeCF
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMt0puwixR
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「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xtdxb8021
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILAFSPLgnZ
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所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrHjGv8vvq
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG6fZhKQs6
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsRD8FTPtR
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvLXMqlrkR
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN8oBoZ5fL
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就係屌柒佢，因為…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ4C7admCp
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCFa5twq37
「攪乜撚野呀你？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVfzvltv1r
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「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz5805K8hG
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMAiEeoKhF
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbhdW2iXzf
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiwV9yUKhz
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp1tBkqvWd
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQD1vcQ05u
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDpKg3r1nr
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS5oryqNyc
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK3A22wzAD
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6LAdPfKbf
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmhiRpK0d8
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LSA18Iw3p
我仲飛左埋佢度。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehBxa0mVtF
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt5Z347nrI
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMtDsSrqg8
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHXCkLGbLw
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtXNVGBRtq
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq1ldzu0hV
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUVk4g4iVO
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j25UVmfvm
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsbAWcuQNU
「你呃佢教既。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMybNYOcwsm
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa4YtlUHJv
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyAvmzHN7c
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2i8F7JkLxR
「仆你條街！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqYrFjGK2W
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZr6rF72dp
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qAt26KwFr
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcx43G2Dsc
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzoDOUVwMU
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1x8LQxKBX
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9LZEnzb55
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqX4JjiT9cZ
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEYLSbLm2e
