「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaswME5dqU5
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjIFC3gVZT
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfypWeOxjj
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Cx8NIM95
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkBCkHq52l
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7XetAlmbJ
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所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsSkh38qZn
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENITON6frs
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifzH4j8wSR
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ABS8KtIGu
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFBtJNZ3Nn
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就係屌柒佢，因為…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa0WFGwKlD
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i2p8Ly9YU
「攪乜撚野呀你？」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PZz3p0tCb
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVRFFivR5b
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWagb5Bf38u
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFATKUczXGy
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxwHgr9cKB
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0vfLtr4Xr
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgesVO26pK
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1JveFltCU
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「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7ZRAQCfyp
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhQpLqKGfv
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEojeXjf8v
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRuA1EJZjL
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoMImwY9xQ
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zECaKWTVp
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPBYjTZwoc
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「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd4Qf2IVqG
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDdY2Im44g
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tudjLNemq
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「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZeAdpl47z
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoO7miGBxz
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(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOmGTr14ZD
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVTS8aRIi1
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嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlESKUSGJut
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