「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCRlr7N6tU
睡彭無奈，但係…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV2BwVUdRg
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WwP1zEQ3t
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2uvqEcAiK
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DsQPkjJV7
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYioAB7oAB
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5D79LRe92
「同你地一樣。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01cnqQte5Z
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfoaLAoVsU
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg08dAOmZOi
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDfHQSLYMg
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZPidSAxkj
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClfCjpO6gg
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk1y6xgkVy
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SoUGeJ1nU
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lU36apAFj
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY4GgDCOYJ
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5eWD5Jgkz
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvJyU1fyIX
「咁你呢？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1c6ZyHN46R
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qYJFuu45x
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeg9xD4u6J
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghBzcwJCpS
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pm3ST73kf
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL01BMOBsg
半小時之後…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa6dRZ5c2B
… (我地仲等待緊時機)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHdEYKe0wp
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlVPF8XUyi
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwRSKWJARs
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswloA2ssZF
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTiY6HcAqD
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyNpnDdymF
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKehVjug4Y
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmjZBQcP0T
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFftUiQ64C
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmsV0mXE7U
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCt6tsgRnh
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDORGt0jvma
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVkNCdYXaZ
「玩女人。」我回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasMzm19Hjd
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKXdDHeW6x
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf063TNhskj
之後句號再問︰609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzQDA2iRDK
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jjkWwmTfz
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbuQG8gVam
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoIai6bXrj
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdYBuBATyT
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7yK6cbHZQ
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhujeQaVpd8
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WCauZsoA1
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PM8faoif7
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvnZG8x9mr
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xoNrkXwGA
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTovpvGIAff
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOGr2LMMGi
「正呀！」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3xh4aNV2i
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EV0VwonHV
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8qbK9OPW0
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGYXQfHSdl
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uenMW8IVv
「龜姦呢？」句號問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMSATRfnmk
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMBVJtzW5y
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMXSS5pYVS
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvA4MaVqL9
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc5exC2uFc
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBCL9iJE9J
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lq58XpdIg
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxGzdwettM
而我就正正經經咁樣講：609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqISkDGDZp
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHv35FZSsHG
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNiHPdE1nW
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLDF1q74U9
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMazdq5NpE7
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH92DFCNA2t
(哇哇丫丫丫！)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXiCfxOjcy
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2tPtydvTS
而藍精靈就竟然…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAcZXlM6AY
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuQdldaPfi
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHELAzwyGq
