「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AzaZBegjU
睡彭無奈，但係…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkYYnaqztf
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ajPSloyzc
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCaqO7TwYG
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMqPWh3P2p
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4AzdbUxLN
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IkrSuznp5
「同你地一樣。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjBSJvQSL4
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgfr8rxepF
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6xL9DCgBg
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqiUJuvJo0
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHUnWxZRRP
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWUWIiTZUz
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgjd4ftrMI
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDSIQf9FZ8
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtStIxyUXtI
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPvjzRjg7y
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUXv8LmSIG
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBorWOcxiQN
「咁你呢？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhBSbjH0Qi
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU0QdqRy8S
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFYUfLGUOe
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fhfV598fb
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT0W800Ad1
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDyBs3dFcI
半小時之後…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxabKdqfYRD
… (我地仲等待緊時機)626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIreaLcLm8f
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ152jFyXCOG
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YlvypILBr
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwjTCseUia
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRlLmgZQQm
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtF6Mv5Hql
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTbMaSXZ7g
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo9Y6iciSH
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq8GVji7qW
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB95HROricT
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAZjInyq8S
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Iw0nzhqX
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoNNBYd7eB
「玩女人。」我回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWajMwDZ7T8
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PgubaIToP
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdteDbu6Aem
之後句號再問︰626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJavIHdh1C
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c8eFDvRS3
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzfaX5Ow7R
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36oCRFlv6h
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GKomCrX1T
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEr2e29qgsl
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjzWg2V9Zh
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC67FX0k3mY
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkJeOnOJeT
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2CuGBBcKx
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2OwdRd0cB
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu50y0pWkPT
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpSLnw2bfC
「正呀！」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMSMcJQ2qO
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8DS255quz
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVzG61DPZ1
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmeRxY9jCL
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu2bcnDdiP
「龜姦呢？」句號問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2XCiP4CJa
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WUhSD8Ez8
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnfVsEtZ2A
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIfBQB5u6x
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEPgOjBA8B
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaJNisOOSE
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekIrAk2h6h
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjdZZosz4U
而我就正正經經咁樣講：626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q2EQ2sJIn
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZlhBEt1hi
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuqmZpbgj5
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mKGdByU26
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WJp31Re0D
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUqX2XmIVI
(哇哇丫丫丫！)626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfjtRcj9P5
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHZOZim4kf
而藍精靈就竟然…626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7HXO4Gcpg
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWHY8ljTUU
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 626Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQG6Is0wP8
