「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBBTlPDzZB
睡彭無奈，但係…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr184gFykLt
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH854R94LfZ
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYy3drd5LJ
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgCrEAKFRq
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VuY77jkb0
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG9N2w5nwd
「同你地一樣。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYtmJP0n0w
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumBY5v0pmv
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZBSBBCtIZ
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvldd2mtrm
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlgwagBEw7
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3aAE8oazi
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTjT9QsTLe
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldteX874iT
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6y0zvfLiJ
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH6FS1NYbW
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFba1I1rSB
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Ys9eR7D7
「咁你呢？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZ11GUy1w
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpzcfQ3Sf4
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nyWvUn2UL
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWdraPTGE0
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqX4ZXFsNC
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipK3vQGbAq
半小時之後…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRXMCCJzpN
… (我地仲等待緊時機)641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu7YP0UGdD
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnTKTRtPFB
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnr1NreH23
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSKjfDgqdP
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9O1Z3J2lFp
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXejN3yH9o
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXu0xcLn31
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ayQJuoSn0
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTEQTPYRLY
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuWAyWa7RB
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7xKI2N2Kh
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYsjwWvAsd
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvhLSMqtNp
「玩女人。」我回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSjV3F2ojY
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nqe8AHV5i
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdePqwcjieW
之後句號再問︰641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcED5pF3WB
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8MlyAlX92
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEv9iXU4PF
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AqNml3zKH
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqUaigLiMd
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8sbSgVccn
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlG6sztEv3
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveZhWAaCqS
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF7Mw2ztln
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEzQxEW375
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgrdvFR1St
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyZWef7dGM
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhaLhRXJgi
「正呀！」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisFKC44fcQ
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AkqFifXt2
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLweGznxK1V
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU7a7BlZUd
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk5XrTkiWz
「龜姦呢？」句號問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81dg8z0fek
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtT3of1hvJ
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1kO3toWO9
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoSUZVYUCj
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpK9hDyyUQ
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RK1Yw7pqF
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsbi9yEBuA
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMooQZIPBQ
而我就正正經經咁樣講：641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QQWGVEat2
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpPedQ00dv
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBUtqxG8EM
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvbDrQKoAM
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWnAF8LfLy
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7bxK1lWxE
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睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5Z0WTLutt
而藍精靈就竟然…641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufZGdDqvOS
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOZihomFKl
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 641Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Ny3kcEDt
