之後班藍精靈將睡彭變成…536Please respect copyright.PENANAP1WPCgmCOq
「該煨囉。」我身邊既女性生物都咁講。536Please respect copyright.PENANA0wA81z3Ll3
而家,睡彭佢滿身都係藍精液,真係嘔心…536Please respect copyright.PENANAwhGG6IXoOF
當我地作嘔之際,紅色小矮人突然…536Please respect copyright.PENANADjBr1DXtPx
衝左出去,仲大嗌︰…536Please respect copyright.PENANA35i4193fof
「狼婆婆變身!」 536Please respect copyright.PENANA7LtPXUrLFz
我地一直以為佢係小紅帽,原來佢係狼婆婆!?536Please respect copyright.PENANAx1XoOjGrPF
紅色小矮人變成左狼婆婆之後…536Please respect copyright.PENANAwaApTc3b0k
大弒殺戮,一手一隻藍精靈咁隊入口…536Please respect copyright.PENANAMD2TY3iWdS
場面很是恐怖。536Please respect copyright.PENANAUFKwMt3cKs
「我…我地…係咪有咩做錯左呀?」侍女佢當場嚇到喊左出黎。536Please respect copyright.PENANAHJLBsjbzir
「而家…一隻熊一隻狼咁,藍精靈想唔被食晒都唔得。野獸,始終都係野獸。」536Please respect copyright.PENANAcpNvkMCGSt
「或者呢D係大自然既定律。」我咁講。536Please respect copyright.PENANANLJAcgQkWp
結果,最後…536Please respect copyright.PENANAqkDT9B25yU
狼婆婆變返做紅色小矮人,而且仲…536Please respect copyright.PENANAou5W5XHPWt
好似食到好飽咁攤左響度…536Please respect copyright.PENANAcSgTxGW8z8
至於睡彭,就繼續亂衝亂撞緊。 536Please respect copyright.PENANABotRy9Pw1o
我身邊既句號反而好冷靜,仲第一個踏出一步,行左落去…536Please respect copyright.PENANAGtWKBbc4xF
佢質問紅色小矮人︰536Please respect copyright.PENANAfsoLYgeVcV
「你利用我地呀?」語氣好重。536Please respect copyright.PENANA7oxfWrh6xd
「係呀!唔該晒。」紅色小矮人回應得好爽。536Please respect copyright.PENANAUvTWuvUO1i
「討厭!我好少咁嬲人架!」侍女鬧紅色小矮人。536Please respect copyright.PENANAV8fCMWF3zl
「哈哈哈,你梗係以為你地見到就係所有野既事實呢?」536Please respect copyright.PENANAkpQjvypTC3
紅色小矮人好冷靜咁反問返我地。536Please respect copyright.PENANAZLONdc0kOw
「乜意思呀?」我問。536Please respect copyright.PENANA1koogLazLJ
「你地知唔知班藍精靈係咩黎架?」紅色小矮人再問。536Please respect copyright.PENANAqzn5a7Svox
「你自己講啦,講得唔岩聽既,我對你唔客氣添呀,最憎人利用我,又唔俾返D回報我噃。」句號講。536Please respect copyright.PENANAOVqsJI9Sw8
「車,你都係貪回報啫。」我屹佢。536Please respect copyright.PENANAql576hwq1Z
而紅色小矮人就咁解釋:536Please respect copyright.PENANAummHAJ7AGW
「佢地係我身體裡面既惡細胞,我練既小紅帽秘笈內功心法,會將身體入面隱藏既邪惡力量實體化同分裂,所以我食返佢地對世界黎講係一件好事,唔係佢地就會越黎越多。」536Please respect copyright.PENANAZkFeVlPrmB
「原來係咁,我仲驚我地好心做壞事,累到人添。」我咁講,侍女及頭。536Please respect copyright.PENANAjIX7L3ewi8
「俾一個反思既機會你地都幾好丫,唔好成日以為幫人就一定岩,要諗下幫緊既係咩人呀。」紅色小矮人講。536Please respect copyright.PENANAMOX7tlZqPm
呢件事就總算完左,而句號佢就…536Please respect copyright.PENANAV9v9c2ns0t
「喂!你癲完未呀?」喝止睡彭。536Please respect copyright.PENANAKYWwc2lc3V
「解鈴還須係鈴人,等我黎啦。」我講。536Please respect copyright.PENANA5jdGKQBzAP
「三上悠亞唔從良喇!佢決定再下海!呢次係賤熊鹹濕系列!岩晒你呀呀呀!」536Please respect copyright.PENANADmL7ErI3RD
「岩味,拍拍,岩晒你!」536Please respect copyright.PENANAQk0DPkfPB5
睡彭瞬間冷靜返落黎,仲好好唱口,好開心咁拍晒手咁。 536Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Kcs7emaD
「攞返間屋你開心啦,咁我地係時候都出發喇。」句號拍左一下睡彭博頭再講。536Please respect copyright.PENANAnlUEDfJfye
點知突然…536Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ2vUnQ7nK
(嘰 ~ ~ ~ ~ !)536Please respect copyright.PENANA6WsfU4W8JI
一架熟悉既飛車飄移埋黎我地面前…536Please respect copyright.PENANAVcYqFnqSNM
佢停定左,但係我地成班人驚魂未定…536Please respect copyright.PENANAV2BZMtwmNK
因為當時佢既車身距離我地只係0.03mm…536Please respect copyright.PENANAsbL6ThdMlB
(安全套咩?)536Please respect copyright.PENANAgBeKKHn12a
「你朋友有事呀!」車上面一把熟悉既聲音大嗌出黎。536Please respect copyright.PENANAMHE4ZKCFkg
「我…我朋…我朋友呀?」我呆呆地咁回應佢。536Please respect copyright.PENANAOLpdpT8YQ6
原來佢係女車神司機街口有落。536Please respect copyright.PENANA9caw2HgS0O
「係呀!快D上車啦!」女車神回應。536Please respect copyright.PENANACFhiys9opM
「邊個朋友有事呀?」我問。536Please respect copyright.PENANAvevxLYGOlJ
「你朋友Seafood有事呀!」536Please respect copyright.PENANAbrAqjEHluR
「你朋友PatPat有事點解唔直接去睇醫生呀?」侍女問。536Please respect copyright.PENANAV1I8tushVL
「Seafood係我朋友個花名,佢原名係屎忽。」536Please respect copyright.PENANA3x0ENCIjBY
「OIC。」侍女及頭,句號咁講。536Please respect copyright.PENANA75dSnclel9
「咁,紅色小矮人同睡彭,我地有機會再見啦,BYEBYE!」我咁同佢地講。536Please respect copyright.PENANAfRGRRntNEv
「再見,希望下次再見唔係我利用你地啦,哈哈哈!」紅色小矮人。536Please respect copyright.PENANAhMumE3TiBV
「再見,希望下次再見你地繼續利用我啦,哈哈哈!」睡彭。536Please respect copyright.PENANAz6tQfMu9Og
我講完呢句就同侍女句號佢地上左女車神架車。536Please respect copyright.PENANAKqpGMBxvJN
而女車神一見我地坐定就踩行油去喇…536Please respect copyright.PENANALtwfxywyIr
「究究究竟竟竟發發發生生生咩咩咩事事事呀呀呀?」536Please respect copyright.PENANAUb8aqJpVaN
森林D路崎嶇到畸形,架車櫈到我講野講成咁樣。536Please respect copyright.PENANAVxGisONWrk
「佢俾人打。」女車神回應。 536Please respect copyright.PENANAvnwOPqqcwA
女車神口中既「佢」,應係係屎忽,雖然屎忽唔算係我見過最好打既…536Please respect copyright.PENANAcybOqOJVTW
但係佢都應該唔弱丫,究竟邊個可以打到佢呢?536Please respect copyright.PENANAnpAIoo0f2h