「小悠做咗啲咩令你覺得佢係小學雞?」阿妹突然認真問。602Please respect copyright.PENANAGIaySWngjh
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「吓?佢郁啲就扭計同𨂽地。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAoiVr43j4Ss
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「咁係咪只要佢唔扭計同唔𨂽地,你就唔會話佢係小學雞?」602Please respect copyright.PENANAQYctl1c6Az
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我反駁:「佢唔止呢兩樣!仲有好多嘢都幼稚到你唔信!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAvT7vo0DUWF
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阿妹好似嘆一口氣,然後喺飯枱上放咗一張A3紙同兩支marker筆。602Please respect copyright.PENANA64Zjdtvtnx
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佢將marker筆遞俾我:「寫晒出嚟。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAyDR0J9iJqn
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「…吓?」我愕然。602Please respect copyright.PENANAOwINZu0hlj
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「我叫你寫晒小悠啲白痴行為出嚟。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAQWwa0GHi7V
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小悠突然喺一旁叫囂:「你係咪寫唔出呀?好嘢,今次阿妹都幫我!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAcWSijnv4Ww
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「邊個話我寫唔出?!我驚一張A3紙唔夠寫咋!」我只係唔明,阿妹喺度玩咩。602Please respect copyright.PENANADwwaCZkkzg
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於是,我拉阿妹埋一邊問:「你咁認真做咩?求其敷衍吓小悠咪算囉…」602Please respect copyright.PENANAONQXtet6k8
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阿妹用咗一句頗為高深嘅說話回應:「面對白痴們所提出嘅問題,就要用白痴們信服嘅方法去解決。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAsV6yaAHkgH
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我懶係明咁點頭:「哦……咪住!點解要加個們字?!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAbPTQcX1kJV
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阿妹行返去飯枱嗰邊:「既然你地各執己見,咁拗落去會沒完沒了,所以我地就將嚟緊呢一日當係決勝關鍵。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAEFqhX8Cp0h
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「決勝關鍵?」我問完之後,小悠無啦啦對我扮鬼臉。602Please respect copyright.PENANAVU0fV4A0Wm
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我喺A3紙度寫低「扮鬼臉」三個字。602Please respect copyright.PENANASaotr8URQD
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阿妹繼續解釋:「只要小悠喺接下來嘅一日唔做阿哥寫喺A3紙上面嘅行為,就係小悠贏,相反就係阿哥贏。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAqGD34k1jM6
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「即係寫啲咩落去由我話事啦?」我奸笑,只要寫呼吸同心跳,咁咪贏硬囉…602Please respect copyright.PENANA3m6rG7LNtt
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「不過我會監督住你寫啲咩落去,有唔合理嘅我會刪走,兼且宣佈小悠獲勝。」602Please respect copyright.PENANAEPCoig0wsg
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「阿妹你真係好聰明呀!」小悠興奮到原地彈跳。602Please respect copyright.PENANAtOu9W7fNXh
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我冷笑:「哼,乜你覺得你真係忍到一日咩?」602Please respect copyright.PENANAdSCpQEmqrN
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「睇吓點~我驚到時輸得難睇嗰個係阿帆你咋~」602Please respect copyright.PENANAYG5N5uayC2
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「如果你贏到嘅話,我買一箱繽紛樂俾你又點話?」602Please respect copyright.PENANAEEWIi12uyo
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佢聽完,雙眼發光:「你話架!唔好輸咗唔認數!」602Please respect copyright.PENANAOxSo3VjolH
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阿妹拍拍手:「睇嚟雙方都同意今次嘅打賭,咁我加多一個規則,就係無論邊個贏都好,以後都唔可以爭論邊個先係小學雞喇,好唔好?」602Please respect copyright.PENANA1KrAuWye6P
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我有冇睇錯…阿妹望住我同小悠嗰陣,竟然係用一副憐憫嘅眼神…。602Please respect copyright.PENANAFun4UZvQXP
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「嗯!就咁話!」小悠給予雀躍嘅反應。602Please respect copyright.PENANAarQ3RWBzto
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於是,一場賭上我名譽同財產嘅禁止耍白痴大挑戰(呢個係我後來鳩改嘅名)正式展開。602Please respect copyright.PENANAZFeG2nFngX
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24小時之內,乙方(高小悠)不能作出以下行為,否則由甲方(高田帆)自動勝出:602Please respect copyright.PENANApWKb4Txio1
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1. 𨂽地扭計602Please respect copyright.PENANAFrWZ0x9DGe
2. 扮鬼臉602Please respect copyright.PENANA6nDTU9dNev
3. 食嘢食到成嘴都係602Please respect copyright.PENANAwtYTywfahl
4. 食嘢食到成地都係602Please respect copyright.PENANA9MK9EjoOO3
5. we娃鬼叫602Please respect copyright.PENANA4OTkaes5br
6. 到處亂跑亂跳602Please respect copyright.PENANAegwNjksfOl
7. 一有咩事就向阿妹告狀602Please respect copyright.PENANA29LMAfzbPs
8. …諗到再加602Please respect copyright.PENANAJNtXuLSAU8
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