我地將列出#禁忌行為嘅A3紙貼滿全屋每一個角落,包括廚房同埋廁所,防止有人偷偷犯禁。451Please respect copyright.PENANAFreT3RYi1n
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搞掂好之後,阿妹宣佈:「紙上列明嘅嘢將會喺聽日朝早八點生效,當日夜晚十二點結束,呢段時間以外乙方,即係小悠,可以自由活動,而甲方即係阿哥,不得提出任何異議,明白嘛?」451Please respect copyright.PENANA4uw8xTCSRN
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「點解?!咁實際上咪得十六個鐘?」我抗議。451Please respect copyright.PENANAf0xbpZulLC
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「考慮到雙方都需要休息,我覺得咁樣嘅安排會人性化啲。」阿妹解釋。451Please respect copyright.PENANAOpCIZ0GfR5
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「聽到未?阿帆真係冇人性。」小悠附和。451Please respect copyright.PENANA3LasBV3Wvy
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「…算。」451Please respect copyright.PENANAsrMton6QC5
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之後,我地修生養息,以準備聽日嘅決戰。451Please respect copyright.PENANAvyYXJ7zjE2
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原本諗住養足精神,等我可以喺小悠有咩風吹草動嘅時候就捉佢痛腳,但休比就好似睇穿我呢個想法一樣,全晚冇停過咁叫。451Please respect copyright.PENANAw1wFLv4YvH
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於是,我同小悠就將休比嘅叫聲當成bgm,各自攤喺自己張床,喺等待入睡期間一邊傾計。451Please respect copyright.PENANAp6szkTXVlb
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「…今日你同羅凱撒練跳高練成點?」我望住天花板問。451Please respect copyright.PENANAhEuMNTdwne
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「會長真係超犀利!教咗我好多跳高嘅心得!」451Please respect copyright.PENANAsFKegE5s88
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腦海忽然生成一幅幅粉紅濾鏡嘅畫面——451Please respect copyright.PENANAmOIHZWYHPx
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「唔係咁,等我身貼身咁指導一下你…」講完之後羅凱撒從後抱住小悠。451Please respect copyright.PENANAqQnLf1GVT5
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「跳高嘅秘訣就係…」羅凱撒喺小悠耳邊吹一口氣。451Please respect copyright.PENANAdEuqYaX7j1
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「小悠,你真係跳得好好…過嚟等會長獎勵吓你…」羅凱撤對小悠作出摸頭殺。451Please respect copyright.PENANAmzpUmM5ovQ
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我究竟喺度諗咩…!!451Please respect copyright.PENANA91JDyt4qtH
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強行撥走奇怪想法之後,我問:「咁,你聽日放學會繼續搵羅凱撒?」451Please respect copyright.PENANAsD2i9u4xUD
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「梗係啦!會長睇好我可以喺運動會拎金牌!」451Please respect copyright.PENANAy9TrFBiOtm
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為咗防止羅凱撒有所企圖,我堅持有人睇住小悠會好啲。451Please respect copyright.PENANALw6zFWwbEo
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但我首先需要一個藉口。451Please respect copyright.PENANAdvFjGzkP3W
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…咪住,我應該一早諗到!451Please respect copyright.PENANAnkJQXSNNMt
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「聽日放學,我要跟埋你去。」我對小悠講。451Please respect copyright.PENANAxhmtIZ7pKh
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「阿帆你又唔識跳高,跟埋去做咩呀?」451Please respect copyright.PENANAyuhGOrA2dS
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我坐起身,拋出頭先諗到嘅藉口,同時都係事實:「你唔記得聽日你唔可以耍白痴?我唔跟埋去,你偷偷犯規點算?!」451Please respect copyright.PENANAYLcd1Moqef
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「你又好似講得啱~好啦,為咗令你輸得心服口服,聽日嗰16個鐘你記得一眼都唔好離開我~」451Please respect copyright.PENANA57AXst7Fp1
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「嘰嘰嘰嘰!」休比嘅叫聲就好似附和緊小悠一樣。451Please respect copyright.PENANA8UznBbPg58
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「話時話,你覺唔覺得休比返嚟之後好似成日喺度叫?」我指嘅係,喺赤城紫悅度返嚟之後。451Please respect copyright.PENANAVXFpgJMdPe
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「休比會唔會係發情期呢?」小悠維持躺著嘅狀態,將休比舉高。451Please respect copyright.PENANA6FHzbrwUKt
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「唔通,係時候幫休比搵返個女朋友?」451Please respect copyright.PENANApGM3nRF7vG
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「嘰嘰嘰嘰!」451Please respect copyright.PENANAF0cDjs8K9v
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「你隻死仔,一聽到有女即刻狂叫…」451Please respect copyright.PENANAAvXzs9sDFb
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「如果阿帆真係幫休比搵到女朋友,休比一定會變返以前咁鐘意你!」451Please respect copyright.PENANA2aLR8wAm60
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「…我到而家都唔知休比做咩無啦啦唔睬我,」咪住,而家間房黑媽媽,或者會成功——「小悠,不如我再試吓…?」451Please respect copyright.PENANAkGPthYqySG
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「隨便~」451Please respect copyright.PENANACoavxLOa0U
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我深呼吸一口:「…休比過嚟!」451Please respect copyright.PENANAvlDhzPfJHX
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「哈哈,睇嚟阿帆要再努力啲先得,係咪呀休比~」451Please respect copyright.PENANARcOcuksCwU
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…同休比修補關係嘅第n次試驗——失敗。451Please respect copyright.PENANAQf52hTunXF
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