晚餐後,我才一看到我媽正以摩打手洗碗就知道有古怪,平日她的習慣是在沙發上躺到高興為止才會動手,很明顯—她在期待著甚麼下一個環節。986Please respect copyright.PENANAy3UgPJTXCU
986Please respect copyright.PENANAA0Nuy0ncUT
「三位。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAe3uLXuxauh
986Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ4ohgHsZ1
完了,在我們和亞基玩時她已經洗好了碗,從櫃子中掘出了一個紙盒。986Please respect copyright.PENANA6tTjKzVKYH
986Please respect copyright.PENANAoRRRjKNypR
「姨姨,呢個係…」986Please respect copyright.PENANAaHjYmUIF71
986Please respect copyright.PENANAC5nVmUrZVE
妍妍,別問!她就在等著我們問…986Please respect copyright.PENANAxWnHzmDoOR
986Please respect copyright.PENANAWFzlkwIHsC
「問得好呀!!」我媽興奮地把紙盒放到茶几上,「各位觀眾,測!謊!機!!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAOTxaZdv86g
986Please respect copyright.PENANAtc6Afrprty
你是魔鬼吧!?竟然在這兩個女生面前拿測謊機出來!986Please respect copyright.PENANAPDLUyBNpGt
986Please respect copyright.PENANAwFPS0Z9S4f986Please respect copyright.PENANAS0ib6WxvWD
986Please respect copyright.PENANAsdqZiUQdw3
這是一個白色的半球形機器,上面有著五個凹位,對應人的五隻手指,凹位中有著銀色的金屬電殛,還附綁帶確保玩家的手貼在電殛上。986Please respect copyright.PENANAGWJw4cPJaf
986Please respect copyright.PENANAfYyIofqPi1
「玩法好簡單,你地輪流放隻手上去,其他人鬥快舉手問一個問題,講大話既呢部機就會輕輕力電你一下,如果真話既就無事。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAmaDXvZMcHu
986Please respect copyright.PENANAEsibL5VH7L
你地?986Please respect copyright.PENANAKLRnDNjKQ0
986Please respect copyright.PENANAdhRAIjQ5YB
我被嚇傻,這樣子下去妍妍和童桐會不會打起來,連忙說:「阿媽,呢D玩具都唔知邊度整,淘寶既野用黎電人未必太危險,同埋都係玩具,可信性咁低…」986Please respect copyright.PENANATxjlHvFLPV
986Please respect copyright.PENANAbV4nIzRcJL
「邊個同你淘寶?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAn70hcO9grq
986Please respect copyright.PENANAWMdnAKDC9F
我媽指指盒底的標籤。986Please respect copyright.PENANAVEDjsTqHad
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[德國製造]986Please respect copyright.PENANA80OELpPMg0
[歐盟認可]986Please respect copyright.PENANAuMN3bEuxbC
[美國聯邦聯查局特許供應商]986Please respect copyright.PENANAuD0GbKQ5Je
986Please respect copyright.PENANA6qI7mPnyD5
「老娘呢部正版貨黎,有埋德國原廠保養書。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAltxyAoEsNc
986Please respect copyright.PENANAiYpoqPsKPr
最好是啦!!不過紙盒上面寫著的確是德文…986Please respect copyright.PENANAtAXoIik5UI
986Please respect copyright.PENANA9hOgUhH3mP
「好啊,黎玩下囉。」童桐目露凶光但又微笑著,按著我肩膊把我壓回地上坐好。986Please respect copyright.PENANAOPr4dxRhpx
986Please respect copyright.PENANAk9D2j0sPTx
「係啊,有咩好驚啫。」妍妍目露凶光但也微笑著,按著我肩膊把我壓回地上坐好。986Please respect copyright.PENANAlrLhujbCTH
986Please respect copyright.PENANAcTqHG0bkUn
「呵呵呵呵呵…嘿哈哈哈哈!!」我媽已經乾脆笑出聲了!這變態!我爸娶了甚麼人回來?!986Please respect copyright.PENANAsBt7paIXWf
986Please respect copyright.PENANAIyRyTXRTZa
總之地獄般的測謊機遊戲開始了。986Please respect copyright.PENANALqoud2U3SE
986Please respect copyright.PENANAklFHv8PL1e
戰場是茶几。986Please respect copyright.PENANAGZxXyRqXSQ
986Please respect copyright.PENANAXa8e6FrJZ8
北風—我,馬川遊。986Please respect copyright.PENANA0BmYVj4HCa
986Please respect copyright.PENANA8KojB4kEi6
西風—童桐。986Please respect copyright.PENANAqXEv7j163z
986Please respect copyright.PENANAiecTSYdLdx
東風—妍妍。986Please respect copyright.PENANAIygvagEGsf
986Please respect copyright.PENANAufXx1bZJz2
南風—亞基里斯,AKA邊境牧羊.MA (一頭霧水)。986Please respect copyright.PENANAbQPF9PNCaV
986Please respect copyright.PENANAzRNlE26jX8
扶手椅:馬師奶。986Please respect copyright.PENANA97TNHKTVrO
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「點解你唔使玩?!」我問我媽。986Please respect copyright.PENANAUcyWExiCy7
986Please respect copyright.PENANAHrC8FCKUzY
「小心你語氣,依加我係裁判。」我媽不知甚麼時候換過了墨鏡。986Please respect copyright.PENANAbMhVy5Puu8
986Please respect copyright.PENANAlertS5AY2W
因為電犬算虐畜,所以亞基負責看熱鬧。986Please respect copyright.PENANAQp21QvWsNL
986Please respect copyright.PENANAlzODxuu9et
次序是:童桐>妍妍>我,舉手最快的人可以發問。986Please respect copyright.PENANATJuEwzKQ4z
986Please respect copyright.PENANA3GkZfrj9nX
判斷誰最快的人是我媽。986Please respect copyright.PENANAWpX2BPzqf6
986Please respect copyright.PENANAuqUPHdf9jP
………我想去練箭。986Please respect copyright.PENANAzzQaxSIbuC
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「大家準備好啦嘛?」我媽,「首先係童桐開始。」986Please respect copyright.PENANA3dfE6yQXvz
986Please respect copyright.PENANAzjYNPxWBKt
「係~大家唔好問咁難呀。」986Please respect copyright.PENANA4oWuUKa4HM
986Please respect copyright.PENANAKY1RhlQ50D
童桐把手放到測謊機上。986Please respect copyright.PENANAzxxJks5x3B
986Please respect copyright.PENANAvRkWHRl4J6
「好,你兩個鬥快舉手,三,二,妍妍贏。」986Please respect copyright.PENANARlAnGVyZaX
986Please respect copyright.PENANAhGrN6YwTBW
喂這樣黑哨可以嗎?!我們連手都也未舉呢!986Please respect copyright.PENANAfCAtvQwZ4w
986Please respect copyright.PENANAMi9G0a5K7N
「童桐,你係唔係鐘意呀遊?」說罷妍妍按下通電掣。986Please respect copyright.PENANAbLTVyb19EX
986Please respect copyright.PENANAOA5r1V0awK
「係。」986Please respect copyright.PENANA2nly7B60h6
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咦?986Please respect copyright.PENANAoAhlWYPOY5
986Please respect copyright.PENANAgueXgEeKMB
「叮噹~」測謊機表示過關。986Please respect copyright.PENANAmVmACypqF4
986Please respect copyright.PENANAB8mn1wLQ4u
「……」三人陷入沉默。986Please respect copyright.PENANAY2rjTY5LbC
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不對,這…986Please respect copyright.PENANAxc8wSk5OSH
986Please respect copyright.PENANAeV245ANHAn
接著童桐飛快地把我的手按到測謊機中綁起來:「呀遊,你鐘唔鐘意你媽咪?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAJCA2dMkkpR
986Please respect copyright.PENANA6b0O1woPiS
「下?!點解係我…咁…我…鐘意啦,屋企人黎…」986Please respect copyright.PENANADnTr13oUpr
986Please respect copyright.PENANAIX4z6i4ECQ
「叮噹~」測謊機表示過關。986Please respect copyright.PENANA8B6dZwUDdC
986Please respect copyright.PENANAu4BMNtXfzk
「你睇,佢同我一樣都鐘意自己屋企人,有咩問題?」童桐反問。986Please respect copyright.PENANA8d6gkimnnw
986Please respect copyright.PENANAA0RM279mGt
「你明知我唔係問呢種…」妍妍抱怨說。986Please respect copyright.PENANAz2NSxH6Zvy
986Please respect copyright.PENANAHhamo4HTGu
「到你啦,妍妍。」我媽說,「繼,續,唔,準,停。」986Please respect copyright.PENANArtHoX8lBw9
986Please respect copyright.PENANA5IWBxSDTXe
為甚麼連你也要這凶神惡煞?986Please respect copyright.PENANAF0IBauIBXH
986Please respect copyright.PENANAdooxX7npsn
妍妍把手放到測謊機上綁好。986Please respect copyright.PENANAKHwsD6opR5
986Please respect copyright.PENANAZkm2ZQ5pzZ
「邊個問?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAZPXwP2R5CI
986Please respect copyright.PENANABNLZv9yVXH
「我!!」我右手捉住童桐想舉高的手不給她機會,左手飛速舉起。986Please respect copyright.PENANADTYazfeemZ
986Please respect copyright.PENANAsJB3cqtazm
「呀遊問,不過你再搞童桐既今晚你同亞基交換床訓。」我媽說。986Please respect copyright.PENANALEHxswSMOn
986Please respect copyright.PENANAspo2ZFNh6g
好偏心!986Please respect copyright.PENANAIuX24hjA9Y
986Please respect copyright.PENANAEHzXLkljfx
「妍妍,你有無畏高症?」我問。986Please respect copyright.PENANAaeyFv12mRz
986Please respect copyright.PENANAx4FMfAmSGG
「……無。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAKZbkEMRnrK
986Please respect copyright.PENANAx29PAjfcZr
「滋!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAmrWATG8lPp
986Please respect copyright.PENANAWYgDxb9FUH
「哎呀!!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAEdz4nDDGw1
986Please respect copyright.PENANAmNqcz0pIzT
測謊機通電,說明她的確是畏高。986Please respect copyright.PENANAdLo894k6xR
986Please respect copyright.PENANAtBvEvTNWbo
根據確認書,那天在水上樂園,她不是故意示弱使我有機會保護她,然後上演她動真情的戲碼的嗎?986Please respect copyright.PENANAk7mRXScMnM
986Please respect copyright.PENANASUjFdvG4Ve
我媽說得可能沒錯?986Please respect copyright.PENANAafoMs7aPpc
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有人在…欲蓋彌彰。986Please respect copyright.PENANA5p0YgSHhdy
986Please respect copyright.PENANA5vbdnM8o2x
「咩…咩喎,咁人地唔想俾你知我咁無膽,會驚高啦嘛…」986Please respect copyright.PENANAVD3f9qBVzW
986Please respect copyright.PENANArpjT6o30DW
「哦係咩。」童桐擅自按下通電掣,「睇下係唔係?話說…點解你第一人稱變左做”人地"既?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAfZXa5dwjxo
986Please respect copyright.PENANAwbhxJSBP9C
「嗄?呀呀!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAofdHpp9iFQ
986Please respect copyright.PENANAjRncG5Rnsc
測謊機通電,代表她並不是不想我知自己的弱點。986Please respect copyright.PENANAS1ol3bSbyo
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而是有其他原因而說謊。986Please respect copyright.PENANAgXYvIV0GnY
986Please respect copyright.PENANAryN1IWSmuV
連續被電兩次而眼有淚花的妍妍把手抽出來,然後將測謊機推到童桐面前:「頭先你監硬要呀遊玩左次,所以又到返你。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAwB1JJNdm2L
986Please respect copyright.PENANAHin1kUhfOJ
「嘁…」童桐不情願地把手綁到測謊機上。986Please respect copyright.PENANA1kwoEN9jHu
986Please respect copyright.PENANAasOP2sCfXt
然後,死命瞪著我。986Please respect copyright.PENANAOgt4qHoxpT
986Please respect copyright.PENANAUVherG8gg4
這是[你要贏,不要給妍妍機會問]的眼神。986Please respect copyright.PENANARPjicISfTt
986Please respect copyright.PENANAaOMpx629LU
這有可能嗎童小姐。986Please respect copyright.PENANA1Vu8s4JKVO
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「妍妍先。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAeVPG0JPiPU
986Please respect copyright.PENANABV7sXA0Qow
我媽可是當當正正地在吹黑哨,我怎會有機會贏。986Please respect copyright.PENANASDTk0eGoS3
986Please respect copyright.PENANAWWMrLJUe2z
但是—986Please respect copyright.PENANAxcxAswa7di
986Please respect copyright.PENANAT6gYtITaPo
「妍…妍,可唔可以俾個機會我問?」我問,「我有件事…始終想問童桐。」986Please respect copyright.PENANANbP8bLMDly
986Please respect copyright.PENANAv0X6fchFvx
「下?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAVDjwQl9HgC
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我凝重地說:「我希望今晚,可以有個確實答案。」986Please respect copyright.PENANABPIR4c7FSn
986Please respect copyright.PENANAFLiXMLN2RN
「但係你頭先明明話…」她說剛剛童桐主動說給我答案那刻吧。986Please respect copyright.PENANA5utA1RWEfa
986Please respect copyright.PENANA74qGLN3IzT
「我改變主意。」我握拳,凝重地主向童桐。986Please respect copyright.PENANAvDG7JKItDv
986Please respect copyright.PENANARMGVvmcJk8
以為自己犯下大錯的童桐說:「呀…呀遊,唔好…唔好咁做…求下你…」986Please respect copyright.PENANAtv9IBog8As
986Please respect copyright.PENANAinlbmstVx6
妍妍看看她這反應,又看看我的認真樣子:「好,你問啦,呀遊。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAhBaWHAWRGs
986Please respect copyright.PENANA3TIdZt4L0X
我從妍妍手上得到發問權。986Please respect copyright.PENANAZxdS9La1dF
986Please respect copyright.PENANAMEYoY2Tdan
——如童桐和我合作的目標一樣,以演技把發問權騙到手。986Please respect copyright.PENANAK4ezxN4Qdb
986Please respect copyright.PENANAcIQiOPXWjt
「童桐,亞基可唔可愛?」按鍵!986Please respect copyright.PENANAS69iZ8ZxsB
986Please respect copyright.PENANAyozOhYPePl
「可愛!」986Please respect copyright.PENANA5m9HRfJG7T
986Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9MRbANqXQ
「叮噹~」過關!986Please respect copyright.PENANAF1PdgQetDS
986Please respect copyright.PENANADMu2MEABPx
「汪!」亞基高興地吠叫。986Please respect copyright.PENANAoelj9JnQEe
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「哈啊?!?」妍妍終於意識到自己上當。986Please respect copyright.PENANAzDRaiPEsCb
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也許妍妍心計比較利害,但還是敵不過我和童桐青梅竹馬間的默契。986Please respect copyright.PENANAbuKP93J4Qz
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「馬川遊,到你!!」妍妍因為被騙而生氣了!986Please respect copyright.PENANAFD0ri31FEV
986Please respect copyright.PENANA9XhlN9g6dC
但這玩意電擊力道不輕,但只是入電芯,只要再放電幾下便沒電了吧!986Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xp2AJR52e
986Please respect copyright.PENANAuNct74kGO5
「請隨便問。」我把手綁到測謊機上。986Please respect copyright.PENANA0AujuI7QIn
986Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0cJ7PnViw
「我!」妍妍把手舉到空中。986Please respect copyright.PENANAyAV07bo6Xh
986Please respect copyright.PENANA1763gPIOzT
「我!」童桐把手舉到空中。986Please respect copyright.PENANANf36YT1FTE
986Please respect copyright.PENANABSULKfi0lv
「嗯,同時,你地猜。」我媽根本不在乎我會被問甚麼。986Please respect copyright.PENANAZCRm0ya9om
986Please respect copyright.PENANAOXAbSsihnt
「包!剪!揼!YEAH!」妍妍贏了,「呀遊!你有無鐘意過我?」986Please respect copyright.PENANA990TbCJewu
986Please respect copyright.PENANA5WpexbtdN6
她按下按鈕,然後含情默默地看著我。986Please respect copyright.PENANANsaWztNqt3
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「無!」我一口咬定。986Please respect copyright.PENANAfahWprPxHG
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「叮噹~」986Please respect copyright.PENANAkdpvpZq0Tf
986Please respect copyright.PENANAIy9c560CVg
「有無搞錯…」986Please respect copyright.PENANAeEFlxFog4p
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妍妍錯愕地說,她在期待甚麼?986Please respect copyright.PENANApsJWed6abX
986Please respect copyright.PENANAMAxEGEcxSu
「咁我換個問法!呀遊,你有無J過我,諗住我黎打飛機?」妍妍竟然連問兩條!986Please respect copyright.PENANAMSULI1N9oT
986Please respect copyright.PENANAAwnJeKbU9X
這…!986Please respect copyright.PENANAcIpWmmv4I7
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「…無…」我別過頭去。986Please respect copyright.PENANAWnxVvCxSTq
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我媽冷笑一聲。986Please respect copyright.PENANAgw1IUbxbdT
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「滋!!」測謊機把爬痛電。986Please respect copyright.PENANAlllKsyEe08
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「呀遊你個死變態!」童桐把我打算抽回的手壓回電殛上。986Please respect copyright.PENANAjSlRZPsKzm
986Please respect copyright.PENANAA1dpsc6WZz
「喂裁判?!第三題啦喎!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAcECHx1cwp5
986Please respect copyright.PENANAXe3Nr74LsB
「反對無效。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAAlz4wFqqDb
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綁帶把我的手壓到凹洞中,童桐問:「呀遊你有無J過我,諗住我黎打飛機?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAHE17AEOnVv
986Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z269VDlU6
這你們也要較勁!這樣下去我會社會性死亡的!986Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZKbfWcLJr
986Please respect copyright.PENANAj2nkl2ygwr
童桐按下按鍵。986Please respect copyright.PENANAXhotNwlf8E
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我閉上眼,控制心跳。986Please respect copyright.PENANAqGNPi4Yb3N
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「無。」986Please respect copyright.PENANABcmN3ejVFX
986Please respect copyright.PENANA6rxpz9xvWG
明鏡止水。986Please respect copyright.PENANAUC78lJayQr
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平心…986Please respect copyright.PENANASRMUyFIF2G
986Please respect copyright.PENANAIB1eSHKXCv
……靜…靜氣…986Please respect copyright.PENANArgVpRamljM
986Please respect copyright.PENANAWTGQO1zcih
「滋!!」986Please respect copyright.PENANAscbz17SZB9
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「哎呀呀呀!!」完全沒用!986Please respect copyright.PENANAYPaMZAs3bu
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「YES!」童桐知道我在J妍妍同時也有J她,倒是…很高興?986Please respect copyright.PENANAsjk250feO9
986Please respect copyright.PENANASmc1qcNbjh
「衰仔!你點可以係女仔面前咁講野?!」我媽一記敲往我後腦。986Please respect copyright.PENANAa9t1Q1Axrv
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「部機你拎出黎架喎!?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAyjaiX6446o
986Please respect copyright.PENANARbQJ4LYmPE
「飛機你自己打架喎?!」我媽反駁,一時間我竟然被這樣的歪理駁得無言以對,沒想到她能這樣子理正氣壯,面不改容地說出這狗屁不通的話。986Please respect copyright.PENANAKEBW6K8s1B
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總之,大家都太激動了。986Please respect copyright.PENANAlZjNrCOQ7n
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「你如果享受既…我都無所謂…」童桐扭扭捏捏說。986Please respect copyright.PENANA9iv9cV02ts
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「我俾得自己IG 你,其實都預左…嗯…」妍妍也紅著臉別過頭說。986Please respect copyright.PENANAvWpohu3gS1
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沒甚麼可辯解,這是人之常情。986Please respect copyright.PENANAoYffzEuH27
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我拿過梳打水猛灌一口,雙臉雙紅得發燙:「玩夠啦嘛?」986Please respect copyright.PENANAwjoh3wlXHs
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本來這時候大家只要說一句玩夠了,就能終結這地獄。986Please respect copyright.PENANAYUC3JvKmCT
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但偏偏好死不死,電源燈一閃一閃。986Please respect copyright.PENANAVW3KT56fwE
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「啊,部機好似就無電。」我媽說,「應該再電2,3次就完。」986Please respect copyright.PENANAwjzfdOEbGQ
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於是局面便變成了:那麼就再玩個2,3次直到用盡電力為止吧,反正只剩幾次。986Please respect copyright.PENANA4rwxyqcoFm
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但是要知道足夠電兩三次,不代表只有兩三道問題。986Please respect copyright.PENANASag7P8BFkV
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例如說我們連續誠實答個10題,機器只會消耗測量心跳的電量。986Please respect copyright.PENANACMvEuA62OE
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我看著童桐。986Please respect copyright.PENANAye0jGKCioW
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童桐望向妍妍。986Please respect copyright.PENANA7hEndukejF
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妍妍看住我。986Please respect copyright.PENANAY3PCoSNJhW
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三人之間,誕生了一個臨時共識:這是最後的地獄,而且我們可以終結它。986Please respect copyright.PENANAoqcGFVhpNv
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方法就是接下來,只能透過撒謊消耗電量。986Please respect copyright.PENANAc6vcnwSo1i
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所以——真話禁止。986Please respect copyright.PENANAuYEKzzs2Ux
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只能說謊的最後測謊地獄,開始!986Please respect copyright.PENANA0AAkiLnWPZ