姓名:植嵐晨1601Please respect copyright.PENANAoKLhsmD3Cn
性別:男1601Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ki9TlHrG3
性向:異性1601Please respect copyright.PENANAdkR3Gygj1Z
年齡:241601Please respect copyright.PENANA3sAr67Jo4Z
住址…1601Please respect copyright.PENANAGykTAK9U9j
電話…1601Please respect copyright.PENANAD6wFPoSbSM
學歷:…1601Please respect copyright.PENANA4vlkOlrg2f
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我有氣無力地把Beta遞給我的資料略略看了一次,無力地繼續軟癱在桌上。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAxO1Eh0nSYo
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他之前不知道是做記者還是私家偵探之類,有這種本領不足為奇。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAMhooC5G7Y1
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那又怎樣?1601Please respect copyright.PENANAH7p4MnSLLl
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童桐喜歡的人是他,不是我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAvYoHRu0TJT
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不是我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANA55p6U4a0Ro
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不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。不是我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAlYXJq3Firp
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從小到大,從來都不是我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANA23yM0nuoCP
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上次,每次,下次,也不會是我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAxKxCDj5LKz
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「唉,屌!」我仰頭把玻璃瓶中的手工啤喝盡,平日相當有風味的手工啤現在好像喝餿水一樣。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAXtXfElNNQy
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空了。1601Please respect copyright.PENANALuLvlHc7Cv
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「飲夠啦,你等陣貓撚左我地傾咩都無用。」情聖拉住打算走向雪櫃的我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANASQOlpax1KG
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「呢個人,係典型既Alpha男。」Beta說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANA6piEWbls9q
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「我知我知!高大靚仔個D啦嘛!」我煩躁起來。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAi6hxsUoh9C
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「你又唔好咁無自信,你都高大,至於後面兩個字就…」情聖試圖逗我笑。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAesQbxpCHtI
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隱去的兩字才是重點吧!1601Please respect copyright.PENANAfGlgPHAMnG
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「……」我有氣無力地坐在那兒,連發怒的興致也沒有。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAs5xa6bHcwc
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「你睇,佢次次都係咁。」Beta冷冷地說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAJeScP3zG8O
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「咩次次。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAl9lp7n6h0f
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「講真,童桐邊次拍拖一開始你唔係咁?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAgUUSymKSTa
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「我,我之前都…無話要追佢…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAptwk9F38DJ
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「你只係知道自己追唔到。」Beta攤攤手。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAllCBleAXea
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「……咁…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA4irANdrTjV
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「算啦,岩岩收銀個邊黎左條新女,應該係中六雞考完DSE返暑期工,試唔試下溝?我有佢IG…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA7MPoFWIGIi
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「唔呀屌,言歸正傳先。」我說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAg13pSFBG1f
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「咁你想點呀?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAsnC1vrh3kQ
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「咪話我想追佢,我,想,追,童,桐,啊!」我有點燥了。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAiIcUOBKMUo
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「我指既係依加,佢鐘意既人唔係你,係呢條Alpha植嵐晨。」Beta說,「你想點贏佢?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAGkh2zL01FN
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「我咪就係唔知點贏先搵你地?!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANARr2Y2CM1VB
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感覺已經變成了那張兩個老外吵架的迷因圖。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAEPAiIPpHUk
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「我黎答,我黎答,你兩個都冷靜D先。」情聖打完場,這正是他發揮的時候。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAqlSJR8vW5A
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畢竟他的確擅於呃蝦條…我指與異性交流。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAHkZbzjDUAg
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「我覺得,童桐一定唔係討厭你先。」情聖說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAUFgLuezBIR
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「咁…呢點我都有信心既。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA6CKXiOCSi7
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「問題係在於點樣令佢唔只係唔討厭你,要佢變得鐘意你。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAhEdihkUFsu
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「咁…點做?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAEuOwOBulxY
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「童桐同埋你既關係,一定深厚過個嵐晨,點解佢鐘意個金毛仔唔鐘意你?有冇諗過?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAAm9fziTmHn
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「佢靚仔。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAqtf5TwKMgg
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「唔好受Beta影響。」情聖說,「佢上得太多連登,4chan, reddit,無撚得救。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAEcFn4sl6c9
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「喂?!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAcGpRfbXJMH
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我認真地想了想。1601Please respect copyright.PENANA7NYxwzGLbj
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肌肉線條來說,嵐晨在我之上,但是童桐不喜歡大隻佬,她喜歡那種韓系的偶像。1601Please respect copyright.PENANACkQ8ptMkD8
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至於外表…嵐晨高我一點,大約在180上下吧,他打扮得的確比我好看,著衣也有自己的風格…1601Please respect copyright.PENANAbeUdDZPIjv
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錢嗎?我不覺得童桐是那種拜金的人,而且我自問比上不足,但比下也有餘…1601Please respect copyright.PENANAECuvo4S2N7
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至少和她是物理意義上的門當戶對吧。1601Please respect copyright.PENANATGwc4nCFCW
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「係新鮮感啊!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAgixmVstwmI
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「新鮮感…」我說,「童桐對我都無新鮮感啊?我都鐘意佢。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAJB7FnzhAh3
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「啪!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA98u9JYQKpK
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二人一同額手稱慶。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAYExRkzBUBq
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「先生,因為依加係你要追佢…」情聖試圖解釋。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAgTzvQFkytH
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「我受夠呢條垃圾,我返房先,等陣有公會戰…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAjKdUNGDlME
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「喂喂喂,唔好先喇…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANANrNG6X7wLi
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我求救,除了這兩個傢伙我就真的只能寫信去那些甚麼夫人專欄問了,這是上世紀的方法吧。1601Please respect copyright.PENANArJiwLzGqnv
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「總之,你要俾新鮮感佢。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANATk6Nhb4Y3P
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「得!聽日去染頭,電髮,買過晒D新衫…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAEzN31oyHy6
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「唔係咁。」情聖說,「你同佢太熟,你個樣點變都無新鮮感。係你既行為,你個人個格呀你明唔明…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA2pTd7v3t1d
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「直接講。」Beta說,「你點打算回應佢呢個請求。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAXgTc5uHv5J
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……這…1601Please respect copyright.PENANASef4PmzKd7
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「呢個植嵐晨係英雄片既Fans黎,童桐應該係睇中你都熟英雄片。」Beta指指資料中嵐晨於IG上Following的項目。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAfXbEfYJvG4
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「嗯,我都識…MCU太大規模,如果係新手,我建議可以由諾蘭既蝙蝠俠三部曲開始…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAl8wjQhQnys
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「你真係打算幫佢追啊?!」情聖傻眼地說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAPn2taSsnwK
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「…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANALyoKEkV4mv
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「你傻撚左?」Beta甚至有點生氣。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAnBhzZjps95
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「……」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAAN7Cxp6oeu
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「人地根本當你係兵,當你係工具人,當你係臭四!你仲幫佢?!乜春青梅竹馬呀!醒下啦馬川遊!屌!!」Beta一向對女生抱著敵意。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAaDFCdTngYz
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「我…一向拒絕唔到童桐。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZNP0Psr5x
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「就係呢樣啦!呀遊!」突然情聖拍枱大叫。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAL2bb8nxaHh
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「嗄?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA1yqC4l3FuP
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「頭先講緊既話新鮮感就係呢樣,唔係你個頭有幾金,你個袋有幾貴,就係講緊你對童桐既態度,同佢相處既距離!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANANXdrB6VLYM
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「我完全唔明…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA2cNQKrmC9m
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情聖解釋:「係!你係同佢好熟,但係溝女黎講,熟係障礙黎!好使好用,千依百順既只會係工具人,你要改變視佢係青梅竹馬,甚至屋企人既態度!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANA3Rst4Cuifu
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他拿過剛剛的資料翻到空白的背面。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAjBm7F6QRbz
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[好感度]:0%1601Please respect copyright.PENANAJElzst3nqB
[親切度]:100%1601Please respect copyright.PENANARxJM8MhA0z
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「依加你對童桐黎講就係咁。」他說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAB9hhMo36rt
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然後他圈起好感度。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAmYIBl8zcm3
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「追到佢,就係要提升好感度,親切度係幾多唔重要,甚至愈低愈好,咁先有新鮮感。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAL4mK5SLulZ
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>現在開始呀遊與童桐之間的關係會同時以好感度與親切度表現1601Please respect copyright.PENANAqVk4My8VMr
>好感度代表「喜歡」的心情1601Please respect copyright.PENANAMa0HI3BmTA
>親切度代表「家人」的心情1601Please respect copyright.PENANAR4Vtl2kqTC
>增加好感度,以完成目標:與童桐成為情侶!1601Please respect copyright.PENANArYegb3j4rY
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「係唔係架…」我半信半疑。1601Please respect copyright.PENANA9pQeSMdTmM
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這時。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAYOxgfWzBYx
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[叮~]1601Please respect copyright.PENANAd9cU6shiMX
[未讀訊息1:童桐]1601Please respect copyright.PENANApyAYeP0dvF
[做咩咁夜都未返?又去左飲野?]1601Please respect copyright.PENANAKsxVEvuhe2
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「唔好覆佢,KEEP住在線上俾佢睇!」1601Please respect copyright.PENANATBQLSY1EoO
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我硬生生停住了手,那句[係呀,未返住,咩事?]留在我手機沒有發出。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAketPKFVp30
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現在她手機顯示我在輸入中吧。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAKErv3AHCli
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[…做咩輸入咁耐?]1601Please respect copyright.PENANAOWrxUiJThD
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「拿你睇!佢即刻緊張啦,你睇返上面,佢從來都無咁追問過你!」情聖說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAZnJ9xd4eA5
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>[好感度]:0%1601Please respect copyright.PENANAUtECgw2Ryo
>[親切度]:95%1601Please respect copyright.PENANAXiYtP00ekK
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「我一向秒覆架嘛,你地我都係架。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAKVeoAej8wO
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「咁你咪正傻仔囉。」Beta說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANANKqa6SufqY
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[你嬲我?]童桐已經是連發第三個訊息。1601Please respect copyright.PENANATNEgPkG11C
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「女人唔係要一個呼來喚去既人,呢D只會做兵,你唔係要順從佢,討好佢,你係要展現你既價值,你既魅力,證明俾童桐睇你都有市場。」情聖說。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAOkVKpF0iY9
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「人係唔會珍惜輕易到手既野,你陪左佢廿二年,更加。」Beta道,「人係要失去先會珍惜,喂,情聖,不如咁。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAwqZMxkERZg
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然後兩個大男人在我面前咬耳仔。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAvHgUKhKUxa
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「嗯,可以試下。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAVSPoVxqvII
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「試咩?」我問。1601Please respect copyright.PENANALHDnqLHZt0
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「你唔好理住。」情聖飛快地在自己電話輸入。1601Please respect copyright.PENANApqyNAS3UFG
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「咁我依加點呀…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAkmeDo8pG1X
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「覆啦,總之以後你唔好秒覆佢先,短就十分鐘,長既你鐘意。」情聖道。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAufMVWdhxvw
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已發送:[係呀,未返住,咩事?]1601Please respect copyright.PENANAmLfMH358BA
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童桐:[無,驚你嬲左我]1601Please respect copyright.PENANAxye7SfFkXp
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「十分鐘後先好覆。」情聖指指自己手錶,「放低手機。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAHfaQNiCcmp
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>[好感度]:0%1601Please respect copyright.PENANACvGyon0gEF
>[親切度]:90%1601Please respect copyright.PENANAjwHoOQ31RC
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「好囉…」我鎖機放下。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAsZ4VC81KIR
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「咁言歸正傳,你打算點,佢好快就會問你幫佢追嵐晨既事。」Beta道。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAGFfWeBL3PU
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「按你地所講,我唔應該幫佢。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAG9N7kNPsCp
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「咁梗係,個個係你情敵,你點可以幫佢?」情聖道。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAxG7Yb8Gouy
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「但我又唔想佢唔開心…」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAGJUHcxx6Ww
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「唉救命,有D人真係抵佢A0,唔係話你,Beta。」情聖沒好氣地反白眼。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAhuWlqvOF0l
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Beta卻不以為然:「又或者可以主動出擊。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAkeLYGSxPub
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「出擊?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANArzuE3KoDMv
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「令童桐唔鐘意個嵐晨咪得。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAxtjTpT6amx
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Beta的話,在我腦中炸開成「嗡—」一聲。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAWs7NLifBJH
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「咁…好似唔係咁好…」換句話說一定是一些搬弄是非,冷箭中傷之類的事。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAaLfp3Hz6yk
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要知道嵐晨到現在,還是甚麼也沒有做,更別說做錯甚麼。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAj8zi3cHuf4
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他只是一如以往地活著,只是就憑這樣便吸引了童桐。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAhWjAvsyW74
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輕而易舉,輕而易舉得叫我牙癢,但他真的沒做錯甚麼,也沒開罪我。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAxZyzxf65L7
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「睇你想要道德高地定係要童桐喇。」Beta道,「魚與熊掌兼得咁開心呀?」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAnCybB8XKsx
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「我再…諗下先。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAPc1u2RQS3C
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「依加都夜,聽日童桐就會問你幫唔幫佢追個植嵐晨。」Beta說,「你得一晚時間考慮。」1601Please respect copyright.PENANAEs5ZOuKx6v
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當下,我其實已經下定決心,如剛剛二人所言回絕童桐的要求。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAVi1cYmQI5F
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但是實際上可沒這樣簡單。1601Please respect copyright.PENANA8jUAroPjGv
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世界上唯一比我媽更最可怕的,是童桐的眼淚。1601Please respect copyright.PENANAg1W2dvIV4g