x
No Plagiarism!uTW2IKzFGwJdpEtWc4jFposted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection123PENANAifnfPuNkH9 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAwsMneELtuw
8964 copyright protection123PENANAsZxbKSNmpB 維尼
誰知才剛藏進袍袖,一轉角,就撞上了皮陛下。8964 copyright protection123PENANAgXzKjftdgX 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAUxdS7Rg8v2
8964 copyright protection123PENANA77m9PaqFs6 維尼
他眼尖,一眼看見那一截布角。8964 copyright protection123PENANAaVWnLUJd1V 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAe7CHCl3zDe
8964 copyright protection123PENANAYo7LyyhIst 維尼
「拿出來。」8964 copyright protection123PENANApIYDQ173m4 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAX3fewhAfMf
8964 copyright protection123PENANA2HRuR0LxAO 維尼
我僵住:「……什麼?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAadfFYq48uT 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAhQE9Ucs1Ch
8964 copyright protection123PENANAITeZGdldQR 維尼
「你以為朕眼神不好?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAcExsWtiu2w 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAP7z1DSjI8h
8964 copyright protection123PENANAxIQeREQPwF 維尼
我:「……」8964 copyright protection123PENANAoDxQCswdPj 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAScLJYc3w97
8964 copyright protection123PENANAOdVYJ8b7rp 維尼
沒辦法,只好乖乖掏出那條褲子。8964 copyright protection123PENANAlHAI4cBIBk 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAAoxzjlTEns
8964 copyright protection123PENANAxl0XwFk9m6 維尼
他接過去,端詳半晌,語氣不疾不徐:8964 copyright protection123PENANAwmstk3KeWA 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAWuN9HG8XWe
8964 copyright protection123PENANAvcaBz69qXM 維尼
「你長大了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAplzzSwTgPV 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANA4zCG7WNpnI
8964 copyright protection123PENANAyb17xYrvZq 維尼
我一臉欣慰,還沒來得及笑,就聽他補了一句——8964 copyright protection123PENANAlI1ksKr5AX 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANALHbHFKmh0p
8964 copyright protection123PENANAs0qk9mz1dP 維尼
「但審美,沒進步。」8964 copyright protection123PENANADxLbjoY6tz 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAkUCVdZMIxw
8964 copyright protection123PENANA7JidZfVUhB 維尼
我:「……?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAuPwPzalxN2 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAPtGKzPIqlj
8964 copyright protection123PENANArs1giNCrQS 維尼
他攤開那褲子,看著上面早已褪色的歪斜貓耳刺繡,神情複雜。8964 copyright protection123PENANArZxT8YZC8d 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAuuzdYDictY
8964 copyright protection123PENANASELhPiIP8D 維尼
「當年朕以為你不會再犯這種蠢事,結果現在……還把這東西藏著。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA11YTnYwcux 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAPtudUdJV9r
8964 copyright protection123PENANAXTfqyu2uxu 維尼
我咳了聲:「這是紀念,畢竟它見證我許多……歷史性時刻。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAg9DCTmw1mQ 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAQiEQugo7vv
8964 copyright protection123PENANA8wrMDlRpUi 維尼
「見證你被打的次數,倒是真的。」8964 copyright protection123PENANATJY0ZCY2c9 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAZfkDISBBet
8964 copyright protection123PENANAYTHHNoASvQ 維尼
就在這時,布丁大人端著點心盤路過,一眼瞄見我們之間的詭異氛圍,湊上來:8964 copyright protection123PENANAkmI2uod5Wj 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAPZDPGTtYM9
8964 copyright protection123PENANAytUz6mWZw8 維尼
「哎呀哎呀,這不是傳說中的——厚、墊、褲?」8964 copyright protection123PENANADWZ1ejFDc3 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAIxqYh95cEI
8964 copyright protection123PENANACK7we1QQtj 維尼
我:「你怎麼也知道它的名字?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAi0DOKvsjTm 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANADOGcrMQQdj
8964 copyright protection123PENANArV07e8yFrq 維尼
他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAtCijlBIt7z 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAnMxl3wUjOr
8964 copyright protection123PENANAH482euvmdp 維尼
皮陛下側頭看了他一眼:「你也參與其中?」8964 copyright protection123PENANAHjdcqMbQ0R 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAswdJ3j2U6Y
8964 copyright protection123PENANAX2w2S7yDAx 維尼
布丁立刻舉手投降:「我當年只是負責縫線……至多是提供一點設計靈感。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAnO7CyxTrYD 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANASGNl7NCmAk
8964 copyright protection123PENANAqvHmaTR8o3 維尼
我低聲嘀咕:「你那時候還說想幫我縫三條有尾巴的進階版。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAQzVrLq9GY6 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAjjp2GkdF4V
8964 copyright protection123PENANA4CnFL880Zr 維尼
「對啊,我還畫了草圖,叫『夜行貓型裝甲褲』。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA6jZimfQufD 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAG4IZT9wfNO
8964 copyright protection123PENANAPsLblEFhi2 維尼
「……」8964 copyright protection123PENANA6fL6rEmoIy 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANA6iwIkMYtjH
8964 copyright protection123PENANA1bUOSxTeuf 維尼
皮陛下抬眼望天,像是在壓抑著國家領導人最後的理智:8964 copyright protection123PENANAtJu3AVGvM4 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAHSJyiDOdw0
8964 copyright protection123PENANASNiuvoHwWs 維尼
「你們三個,還真是從小到大,一點都沒讓朕省心。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAY6VA7Cfar4 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAT5f7rMOg3e
8964 copyright protection123PENANAAcssBa5C64 維尼
我:「但我們都長大了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAg8DVCqGTEv 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAueg55cmYKS
8964 copyright protection123PENANAdOMuYpfYy6 維尼
「是,連這條褲子都該封進歷史了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA3OGQ4H5pGp 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANA9xTmzGsiNw
8964 copyright protection123PENANA2BZbaAtFGM 維尼
他甩了甩那褲子,竟像丟聖旨一樣扔到我臉上。8964 copyright protection123PENANAOiezrgxb5I 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAxqekPT6UR6
8964 copyright protection123PENANALPt9ggtygJ 維尼
「記得,封存,不得重製,不得流通,更不得穿上走入朝堂。」8964 copyright protection123PENANA0zkYlcbHJz 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAy0avebr1IC
8964 copyright protection123PENANAoraDLBkRDC 維尼
我:「……你這語氣,像是要寫進律法了。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAgQtJM39Osg 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANA6aQvhFv4A9
8964 copyright protection123PENANAyRnVv6UH5u 維尼
布丁大人雙手合十:「陛下,建議立為國寶,入庫存檔,命名為《宮廷恥錄第一號》。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAga5nWLGWQ9 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAD5QNdAK2NN
8964 copyright protection123PENANA26sfLI9GNy 維尼
皮陛下難得沒反駁,微微頷首:「准。」8964 copyright protection123PENANAjiWjq7MN0M 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANASyKATdZ5Vs
8964 copyright protection123PENANAmc3hHqAoRL 維尼
那日,我抱著那條「歷史文物」,站在藏書閣門口,望天長嘆:8964 copyright protection123PENANAp06OnVOFfE 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAzUbsf1UmDX
8964 copyright protection123PENANAnfuYDyllMN 維尼
這條褲子啊,不但救不了我的屁股,127Please respect copyright.PENANA094xbkO9Ez
127Please respect copyright.PENANA35a5rJ1VdO
8964 copyright protection123PENANAWhBNwOWVxo 維尼
還成功毀了我的形象。8964 copyright protection123PENANApXHPp4Iput 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAboKQWf3nFO
8964 copyright protection123PENANAQzAXAoHQxy 維尼
但它記錄的,不就是——8964 copyright protection123PENANA5eEYV5Hf06 維尼
127Please respect copyright.PENANAlJhiqe9RqB
8964 copyright protection123PENANASOkJtz0ss0 維尼
我們仨的青春荒唐,還有那些……被笑著原諒的日子嗎?8964 copyright protection123PENANApHx7KjGt14 維尼
216.73.216.197
ns216.73.216.197da2