No Plagiarism!HzHBhB7BBR43jiD6Sk29posted on PENANA 後來,我不知哪根筋不對,開始對太監這職位產生了莫名的嚮往。8964 copyright protection143PENANA8IPargRMEO 維尼
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「我想當大總管。」我信誓旦旦地說。8964 copyright protection143PENANA5egYlVy2D7 維尼
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「你……是不是被打傻了?」南末滿臉震驚。8964 copyright protection143PENANAXMHkIIPOGM 維尼
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「不,我認真的。」我挺直腰桿,「你們不覺得太監才是最接近權力巔峰的人嗎?日夜伴君左右,耳目遍佈內外,出手即是天命——」8964 copyright protection143PENANABO4N4H7gJd 維尼
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布丁推了推眼鏡,冷冷道:「……你是想當影子,還是想被閹?」8964 copyright protection143PENANANWPvIQC6wO 維尼
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我沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection143PENANAM7Nnya3CCq 維尼
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「只是單純對『總管』這兩字有感情。」8964 copyright protection143PENANAukYR6zNpRt 維尼
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南末嘆了口氣,語重心長地說:「你冷靜點,大總管不光是管事,他還要忍——」8964 copyright protection143PENANAwIsok72uA0 維尼
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「我可以忍,我能忍,我超能忍!」我用力點頭。8964 copyright protection143PENANAbtBiHCDxF8 維尼
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結果沒兩天,皮陛下親自傳召我,臉上笑意深沉。8964 copyright protection143PENANAg14pvrHt52 維尼
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「聽說你最近……志向遠大?」8964 copyright protection143PENANA9yeuCSZSBq 維尼
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「……陛下聽說了?」我有點心虛。8964 copyright protection143PENANADmHuVhVCdD 維尼
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他點點頭:「想體驗太監一職?」8964 copyright protection143PENANAgaB6Gnrl2Q 維尼
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我立刻跪下:「不用真切入職,只要榮譽編制就行!」8964 copyright protection143PENANAj6je8cFijC 維尼
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他輕聲一笑,從袖中取出一張封條:「封你為『太監榮譽試用生』,責任是掃遍御廚、巡邏御花園、記錄小太監講錯話的次數,還要早晚陪讀《太監訓言三百篇》。」8964 copyright protection143PENANA0yfOXgzbtP 維尼
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我愣住:「……真的給我啊?」8964 copyright protection143PENANAxBcpcRAlv9 維尼
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南末在一旁補刀:「你想得太輕鬆了。那是內廷地獄訓練營。」8964 copyright protection143PENANA9apghAcGPi 維尼
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布丁更是毫不留情:「下回再喊著要當太監,記得先量量你命根子的去留問題。」8964 copyright protection143PENANAEUSzhj1MTl 維尼
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我:「……我突然想當丞相了。」8964 copyright protection143PENANAbNBmFYY7yA 維尼
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南末:「來不及了,你的封條已經在宣告欄貼了一圈。」8964 copyright protection143PENANANUUcWUSidk 維尼
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——那天之後,我不再提「大總管」,只留下那張榮譽封條,被我偷偷收進了枕頭底下。8964 copyright protection143PENANA0dM0o2OjDj 維尼
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畢竟,那也是我人生裡少見的、真心嚮往卻差點付出慘烈代價的夢想。8964 copyright protection143PENANAbIGcJog14r 維尼
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