《四格山悲歌》
昨天，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlZet8TMbn
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNSmGaUTlj
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiw5xFQq0V
陽光灑在肩頭，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70rQhO0bdI
我的腳步如同戰士，鏗鏘有力，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexOomYKwcF
心裡只想著：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZAW6q03PA
「這點小山？不過如此嘛！」
一個小時後，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA9twURGY2
氣喘吁吁，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsJYNDd0QS
雙腳開始發出警告：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXymDMRxwd
「主人，我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C4bkPKbrT
在汗水和喘息中，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVThsxrqEh
終於抵達了山頂！
站在高處俯瞰城市，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGyvHoBkfv
風很大，心很滿，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSsQstbM2g
我心想：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbgGmNPDnE
「我就是四格山之神！」
——然後，下山。
下山，才是真正的惡夢。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJZUaelg5B
每一個下坡，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYBFPyhkO9
膝蓋都在哭，腳踝都在吼，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cLBPzboho
我的靈魂開始出竅，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG9tNyQRUH
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但，我撐到了平地！81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcU6a0fqVv
我高舉雙手，大喊：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WhLg2Kk9N
「勝利！」
然後，今天早上——
睜開眼，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9y686ENgq
天花板在旋轉，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcDZagA27K
試著翻身，身體直接給我一個警告：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbaC6903Kv
「別亂動。」
下床，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvCcrgh0F7
一腳踩地，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmJ9SKCgVC
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦，咯吱作響；81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurEpHPfD97
每踏一步，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdLDqAY9zI
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路？不，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVM8WPwwDr
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0VF85aAeD
蹲下？不，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwATRFKcYP6
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0aAtF0dTT
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n8ovJIub0
「這是，勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔？81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy0YtFxntn
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋，81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIT638bj83
努力擠出一個微笑：81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSS5oyxgWQ
「痛？痛得很爽。」
心情小語:81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LPMlXnX4F
「今天走路像螃蟹，明天走路像泡麵，後天才能恢復人形。」81Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7asUJt0gs
