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No Plagiarism!OpSzjhv4OXHonzbOWAChposted on PENANA 後來,我還真就當上了太監——不過是那種「沒有被閹」的版本,皮陛下欽點,名義上掛了個「特旨內監」的頭銜,職責涵蓋「掌控閣內秩序、調配膳食、巡查內侍、偶爾背鍋、經常被打」。8964 copyright protection106PENANAGDPFYMuCZt 維尼
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最妙的是,因為不是正式內侍,皮陛下也不避諱我,反倒越發把我當成「貼身的外掛管理員」,什麼都丟給我:8964 copyright protection106PENANACAVqD6f0Pk 維尼
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我原本以為這會很累,但其實——8964 copyright protection106PENANAYg1Hdsxwfw 維尼
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真.爽.爆.了。8964 copyright protection106PENANAyuNJ8oinkS 維尼
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我能吃能睡,還能堂堂正正行走在內廷最高權力走廊上,連那些真正的太監見了我都得低聲問好。8964 copyright protection106PENANAhTyhlabVVG 維尼
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至此,「未閹太監」、「偽太監總管」、「皮陛下貼身神秘人」……各種外號紛紛在宮中傳開。8964 copyright protection106PENANA1fxKHo7HVo 維尼
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而我,躺在屬於我的寢殿裡,一邊啃著糖葫蘆,一邊看著底下小太監訓練,心想110Please respect copyright.PENANAPP2biTo7oQ
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啊,人生哪,有幾次能這麼痛快地混過去?8964 copyright protection106PENANA7EbsfnHulh 維尼
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結果下一刻,皮陛下進門,皺眉:「你又在偷吃甜的?」8964 copyright protection106PENANAA7fH25qSlz 維尼
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人生在世,總得有一點瘋狂,才能活得像個假太監那麼快樂。8964 copyright protection106PENANAbXbNlDz12s 維尼
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