《四格山悲歌》
昨天,122Please respect copyright.PENANAyjbTEc1mFz
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,122Please respect copyright.PENANAbz7GGJsz0x
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,122Please respect copyright.PENANA9AzPQbttHh
陽光灑在肩頭,122Please respect copyright.PENANACtLxhq8Lq0
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,122Please respect copyright.PENANAn6B2xYBzqS
心裡只想著:122Please respect copyright.PENANA3q2sXo5ll6
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,122Please respect copyright.PENANAWZsNsIiMIW
氣喘吁吁,122Please respect copyright.PENANAqy6inIIYyk
雙腳開始發出警告:122Please respect copyright.PENANAPDmMD18A9N
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,122Please respect copyright.PENANA0is03axjyN
在汗水和喘息中,122Please respect copyright.PENANAQrR4ox8qTH
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,122Please respect copyright.PENANAwK8u4RFj3n
風很大,心很滿,122Please respect copyright.PENANAhJbpR7ZDaZ
我心想:122Please respect copyright.PENANAczjsTfnKcz
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。122Please respect copyright.PENANANHDb7Wmarw
每一個下坡,122Please respect copyright.PENANAA25FcyJHMQ
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,122Please respect copyright.PENANAI5S8PSKtFJ
我的靈魂開始出竅,122Please respect copyright.PENANAdS4jPxeFHu
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!122Please respect copyright.PENANAct30TGhTFe
我高舉雙手,大喊:122Please respect copyright.PENANAiHUCIktzOb
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,122Please respect copyright.PENANABAqrG1JS0e
天花板在旋轉,122Please respect copyright.PENANAX0PEkQgvg8
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:122Please respect copyright.PENANAwBLVOdWwJ7
「別亂動。」
下床,122Please respect copyright.PENANAAdMx9xubFP
一腳踩地,122Please respect copyright.PENANAGEYlVygrTQ
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;122Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ty8KJ0NX6
每踏一步,122Please respect copyright.PENANA7T7dndP39B
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,122Please respect copyright.PENANAl2ISLYn6bs
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。122Please respect copyright.PENANALaXLKJ3Ao0
蹲下?不,122Please respect copyright.PENANA0SIURiE8Ym
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,122Please respect copyright.PENANAbnZcYo0Ha0
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:122Please respect copyright.PENANAkEOieJFN8i
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?122Please respect copyright.PENANAjTH6zmE5SW
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,122Please respect copyright.PENANA6dvxKc0TI9
努力擠出一個微笑:122Please respect copyright.PENANANTMpihWd3C
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:122Please respect copyright.PENANAVFhbBcJKO7
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」122Please respect copyright.PENANAVXzxqRwJ2w